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i'm with stupid.

me: i never sent in my yearbook quote!

him: i love how you just broke into my house and didn't even have the manners to knock on my bedroom door.

me: this isn't the time for a joke! and you shouldn't have told me where you keep your spare key!

him: i could have been naked.

me: lucky me.

him: yearbook quote?

me: oh, right.

him: just pick a random angelina jolie quote.

me: ...

him: what? she's an inspiration!

me: don't even.

him: okay bb.

me: i have no idea what i should put.

him: it's up to you.

me: i don't even know where i am in the yearbook!

him: next to me.

me: really?

him: yup, made sure of it.

me: well, that makes it way easier.

him: why? how?

me: you'll see.

him: hey! i'm supposed to be the cryptic, mischevious one!

me: you're a psychopath. 

him: ... in bed.

me: ...

him: nina?

me: i can't - you - i just - 

him: you're delirious. 

me: i can't.

him: let's go get some food inside of you. you look pale.

me: good idea.

him: only if you promise to laugh at all of my jokes like that.

me: guess i'm paying then. 

back to basic pencil and notebook paper, stuffed into a small purse. 

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