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he's my idiot.


him: hey, princess...

me: yeah?

him: so i've been thinking...

me: this is monumental! should i let the world know that it's possible? cooper can think!

him: ha. you're so funny.

me: i kid, i kid. so what's up?

him: i was just like, thinking... like, what if i, er, didn't graduate?

me: what?

him: i could fail all my tests and homework starting now, and once we get to the finals, i'll just bomb them.

me: but... why?

him: i don't know what i'm doing with my life. hell, you're probably going off to some fancy school. god knows where. and i'm just, stuck. i've never been the smart one.

me: oh, cooper...

him: no, don't pity me.

me: cooper.

him: i don't want it.

me: cooper.

him: please.

me: cooper!

him: oh, what?

me: come with me to monroe valley.

him: what?

me: you think i know what i'm doing?

him: yeah, you're going to become one of those super rich lawyers, marry some mathematician, get pregnant and live in a big white house...

me: hold your horses there, weirdo. 

him: ...

me: first of all - no, i am not becoming a lawyer. that's what my parents want. not me. second of all - i may have a ninety-nine average in math, but that doesn't mean i like it. or would marry some guy who did it for a living. or, god help me, for the 'fun' of it.

him: ...

me: and i don't have to worry about getting pregnant, haha.

him: what? a pretty girl like you? 

me: are you implying that i will be a party animal?

him: well, you are going to monroe.

me: shut it. what i meant, was, i can't get pregnant.

him: ...

me: as in, ever. 

him: but... why?

me: polycystic ovary syndrome, hormones, vaginas, and a lot of big fancy words that basically mean i can never have kids.

him: oh.

me: who's pitying who now?

him: sorry.

me: shut up about me marrying mathematicians now, okay?

him: sorry princess.

me: it's okay, cooper.

him: okay.

me: you never did answer my question.

him: what?

me: monroe valley?

him: uh...

me: please?

him: maybe.

me: i'm going to take that as a yes. 

him: ...

me: you better not go failing your tests now.

him: you're cute when you're serious.

me: ...

him: and when you blush. 

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