Hey guys!
Sorry about the late update, I've been super busy.
Me: By busy you mean playing games on your ipod for hours.
Me: Who's side are you on?
Me: My side, duh.
Me: But that's the same as my side.
Me: Well, then I'm on my side on your on your side.
Me: We're the same person!
Me: Then, this conversation is really strange. And it means you talk to yourself.
Me: You started it.
Me: I'm you!
Me: And I'm you!
Percy: Is anyone else REALLY confused, and slightly frightened right now?
Everyone else: *Raises hands*
Me: I'm confused too.
Conner: Aaand I'm even more confused.
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Conner
"Conner it's your turn." Annabeth said.
I did a fist pump in the air. "Boo-yah!" I shouted excitedly. "You all are going down! Down! Down! Down!"
"I'm suddenly very frightened by your exitment." Piper said.
"It scares me too." Travis said, in agreement.
"I, will take that as a compliment." I said.
I looked around the room, my eyes scanning the crowd.
"Thalia, truth or dare?"
"Dare." Thalia replied.
I grinned, then beckoned at Nico, and Percy.
"What?! I don't want to get dragged into this!" Nico said.
"Look at my face." I replied, "Do I look like I care what you want?"
"Well, no."
"Now your getting it!" I said.
Nico, looked frustrated, but he reluctantly got up, and trudged to me. Thalia and Percy followed, behind.
"Alright," I started. "The dare is: You three are going to reenact a birthing scene. Thalia will be the wife, Nico the husband, and Percy your the doctor. Thalia that means, your going to have to pretend to have a baby."
Thalia, Percy and Nico pulled back away from me, as if I was on fire.
"No way." Percy said.
"Never in all my immortal days." Thalia said.
"Show off." Leo muttered at Thalia's reaction.
"Not going to happen." Nico said.
"A dare's a dare. You have to do it. Or..."
"Or what?" Percy said.
"Or you will get shunned by the entire camp, and you will do everyone's chores..... forever." I said, quickly.
"You can't make everyone do that." Nico said.
I wiggled my eyebrows. "I have my ways."
"Trust me," Travis cut in, "He's done it to me."
"Fine." Thalia said, though gritted teeth.
She turned at sat on the bed. Grover, the only one sitting on the bed, got up, and moved to another part of the room. Nico and Percy reluctantly followed Thalia to the bed. Thalia lied down, her feet on the end of the bed. Percy, stood at the end of the bed, and Nico sat at Thalia's side. Thalia started to whimper, and groan as if in pain.
Nico awkwardly put his hand on her's. "Um, its gonna be alright?" He said.
Thalia, reached up, and slapped Nico uncrossed the head.
"No! It's not going to be alright!" She shouted.
"Um, I'm going to be belatedly honest, I'm not a doctor and I have no idea on what to do." Percy said.
"See?!" Thalia shouted at Nico.
The three of them continued this act for a few more minutes, all while we giggled, then Leo said, "They need a baby!"
He dashed to the bathroom, and came out with a toothbrush. He took a old T-shirt, and wrapped the toothbrush up.
"There. A baby." Leo said, proudly.
"Leo, have you ever seen a baby before?" Annabeth asked.
"Of course I have."
"Because, I'm pretty sure they don't look like toothbrush." Annabeth finished.
"It was the only thing I could find!" Leo said. "Don't listen to them, Toothy."
"You named it toothy?"
"Um, It's my baby-toothbrush-thingy, I get to name it!" Thalia said, sitting up.
"Don't I have a say in this?" Nico said.
"I birthed it!" Thalia said.
"Um, that's my only toothbrush..." Percy said.
"Not now Percy," Thalia said, snatching up the toothbrush. "I'm naming him Bob."
"It's a he?" Jason asked.
"Bob?! That's the best you could come up with?" Nico asked.
"Yes." Thalia replied.
"I'm the father, I should have a say in this." Nico argued.
"Well, I'm the mother!" Thalia said.
"Mother?!" A new voice said.
Everyone turned to see a young girl standing by the door. She had dark braided hair, with a golden crown, and a bow in her hand.
"Lady Artemis?!" Thalia said.
"Thalia what is going on?" Artemis asked. "Are you with this..this male?"
"No! Never! I was just, well..." Thalia said fumbling with words.
Artemis looked at Nico, then back to Thalia. Before anyone could say a word, there was a bright flash of light, and two figures appeared. Both where quite tall, one had a grey white beard, and fierce blue eyes. The other had pale skin, and dark hair and clothes.
"Nico, are you wearing a dress?" Hades asked.
"Thalia, why are you rocking a toothbrush?" Zeus questioned.
"I think Thalia and Nico are together." Artemis said.
"WHAT?!" Both gods shouted at the same time.
"We arn't-" Thalia said.
"Thalia how could you break your oath?" Zeus demanded.
"We where-" Nico started
"Nico how could you be with the daughter of Zeus?" Hades asked.
"You say that as if it's a bad thing." Zeus said.
"Well, it isn't necessarily a good thing is it now?" Hades replied.
"Are you saying my daughter is unfit for your....child?"
"I am simply stating my son deserves the best.
"And Thalia isn't the best?!"Zeus shouted.
Thunder boomed in the distance, along with the tension in the room.
"We are playing truth or dare!" Piper shouted over the arguing gods.
Both gods stopped shouting, and looked at Piper.
"We where just playing truth or dare, and they where dared to do something together, no one is with anyone, and everything is normal." Piper said. She looked around the room, "Well, mostly normal."
"What was the dare?" Zeus asked.
Thalia got up and whispered in Zeus' ear. Zeus looked up at me, and said, "Son, you have problems."
I grinned widely in response.
"Well, Hades said," If there isn't a problem here, I'm leaving."
With that, Hades disappeared. Zeus nodded at Thalia, and disappeared also. Artemis looked at Thalia and said, "You better not think of breaking your oath." She turned to Nico, "don't get any ideas." She said.
Then, Artemis disappeared. Everyone sat down, an awkward, silence in the air. Suddenly, the door swung open reveling Chiron.
"I thought I heard something-" He said.
He stopped and stared at us.
"You know what? I don't really want to know." Chiron said, so, he quickly left.
The second he was gone, everyone started to laugh, all tension gone.
I. Am. A. Genus.
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WOW.
That was insane!!!!! I hope you laughed!
Dedicated too @PBandJay for the dare, thank you!
And keep them coming!
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-Jul
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