Quotes, Jokes, & Etc.

By CatWhoEatsCheese

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Quotes that will make your heart melt. Jokes that will make you laugh your ass out. Read for goosebumps becau... More

Quotes
Jokes
Humor
Quotes #Hugot
Jokes
Humor
Quotes #AboutLife
Jokes
Humor
Jokes
Quotes #AboutGod
jokes (English)
English Jokes part 2
Patama about broken puso
Tawa ulit tayo!
Banat ng mga taong In love
Yung ...
Minsan ...
Quotes #AboutFriendship
LOGIC
Weird Facts
Quotes about HAPPINESS :D
Jowks
Fact na Fact
Logic!
LOGIC LOGIC
Last Logic for this daay
Halo-Halo
Love <3
Facts!
Hugot 101
Jokes
THANKYOUU
HAPPINESS
KNOCK! KNOCK!
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Huling banat
We may hate school but surprisingly we still miss it.
Yo momma!
Hugot Quotes!
Depressing Quotes
Jokes!
QUOTES #GOD
Sadness is ... ?
CHRISTMAS!
Update of announcement!
FACTS ABOUT HUMAN BODY
Part 2: Human Body Facts
Anong tawag sa? (Pinoy Joke)
Hilarious One-liner jokes
Trust is ...
RANDOM QUOTES
Quotes and Random Stuff about school √
Failure is also sucess. #QUOTESABOUTFAILURE
Quotes #AboutGod
Quotes about opportunities
Quotes about Opportunities- 2
QOUTES ABOUT SUMMER!
Happiness
BIBLE VERSES
Funny Jokes (english)
Quotes about Friends.
Stressed? let's laugh it out.

TAWANAN P2

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By CatWhoEatsCheese


part2 

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*(Curfew):


PULIS1: lahat ng tao ay hanggang 10pm lang. Ang lalampas ay babarilin!
PULIS2: 9:45 pa naman ngayon, bakit binaril mo si Juan?
PULIS1: alam ko kung nasaan ang bahay nila! malayo pa yon, matagal pa siyang mkauwi kaya binaril ko na.  



*sa isang Clinic:


DOCTOR: nasan na ang susunod na pasyente?
NURSE: pinauwi ko na.
DOCTOR: bat mo pinauwi?
NURSE: masama kasi daw yong pakiramdam niya.  



*(Amoy):


Girl: maganda na ba ako?
Boy: Oo, kaya lang bumbayin ka...
Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang bumbay ah?! Tisay ata ito!
Boy: Tanga! Yung amoy mo bumbayin!!!

(SOBRA TAWA KO DITO HAHAHAHAHAH)



*(Kabadingan):


Girl: Father, ang cute nyo pa naman. Bakit pa kasi kayo nagpari?
Ama: Ayaw kasi akong payagan ng magulang ko na magmadre, bruha!  




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:))) Have a nice day everyone, last update na po ang next chap maybe some other day po. Exam po kasi namin xxp 


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