1~ Do you like me?
2~ No.
1~Awe.
2~ You never asked if I love you.
1~ Do you love me?
2~ No.
*******
1~ You remember when I killed a butterfly, and you said no butter for a week?
2~ Yes
1~ And when I killed a honey bee you said no honey for a week?
2~ Um...yes?
1~ Well {insert name} just killed a cockroach should I break the news to her?
2~ ....
*******
1~ Starring contest?
2~ Ok.
1~ Go.......O.O
2~ -.-
1~ I win!
2~ I'm Asian you racist fuck.
*****
1~ Say everything I say backward go...123.
2~ 321.
1~ Ready set go.
2~ Go set ready.
1~ Crack my finger.
2~ Finger my... fuck you.
*****
1~ Wanna hear a joke?
2~ Sure.
1~ Pussy.
2~ I don't get it.
1~ I'm glad you finally admitted it.
2~ Fuck you.
*****
1~ Man I wasn't that drunk.
2~ Dude, you gave a mushroom to a dwarf and kept saying grow Mario grow.
******
1~ I love you more than I can ever scream.
2~ Every day I'm shuffling.
1~ Let's try this again... You got me bewitched.
2~ Cause I'm sexy and I know it.
*****
1~Dude I wasn't that drunk.
2~ I found you in my closet screaming 'the passage to Narnia has been sealed.'
***
1~ Ha, my girlfriend just told me you still wear Spider-Man underwear.
2~ How do you think she knows?