[1.2] Poop & Pee | ✓

By LockAnKey

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"You're a pile of poop." "You're a fountain of pee." Dialogue Story More

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By LockAnKey

"I was having such a nice dream but you came in with your nonsense and ruined it."

"John-"

"Sairah, I know you are in love me and that you feel flustered every time you are around me. You feel so flustered right now that you can only say my name-"

"I am not in love with you and I am not flustered, I am shocked that you are awake!"

"Well you could have kissed me awake, maybe that would have been better than just speaking nonsense."

"Kissed you? What? You are not sleeping beauty!"

"I might as well be, I am pretty hot."

"I'm going to get the doctor, you better keep your eyes open."

"Tell him that the Royal Prince is finally awake!"

"You mean royal pain up my-"

"Lovely imagery."

Just as she was about to get up from the chair, he shot up from his bed and went to grab her arm

"What are you-"

"Have you been crying?"

"No."

"Sairah, I am awake. Don't ever cry for me again."

She snatched her arm away from him and smirked.

"I was crying because there wasn't any more cheese and onion crips in the canteen, not for you."

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