Facebook (A Percy Jackson sto...

By lilmonkey13

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Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of th... More

Facebook
Chapter 15
chapter 16
Chapter 17
chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
chapter 21
Chapter 22
chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
lil short mini chapter 48
Chapter 49
Wahoo Chapter 50!!!
PARTY!!!!!!!!!! Chapter 51!!!!!!!
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Facebook chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59 Bored at school? Try some of these!
Chapter 60
Facebook Chapter 61: back to basics
Facebook Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66 THE GODS!
Chapter 67, the demigods
chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71 (return of the scary face ಠ_ಠ)
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75 Ignoring Percy
Chapter 76
Chapter 77: The ideas of the people
chapter 79
80 Chapters!!!!! HOLY GUACAMOLIE!
Chapter 81
Chapter 82: Thalico Date
Chapter 83
Chapter 84: The Stolls Got A Page...what could go wrong?
Chapter 85: The Hacker is reviled!
Chapter 86
Chapter eighty something...I need to payattention to the chapter # more
Chapter 88
89 Chapter's guys!
Chapter 90
Chapter 91That Awkward Moment When...
Chapter 92: You are never to old too...
Chapter 93: Would you rather...?
Chapter 94
Chapter 95: FIVE CHAPTERS TO 100!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 96: An old friend returns...
Chapter 97
Chapter 98: The Pretty Princess' Percy and Nico
Chapter 99: I got 99 problems and a....
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY
Chapter 101 Llama song
Chapter 102
103: Nico forgot and Travis is responcible
Chapter 104
Chapter 105 {Tenny Tinny Mini Chappie}
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
A Party: Basicly the Worst Idea.
Chapter 112 Part 1
Chapter 112: Part Two: The End.

Chapter seventy somethin: Vashta Nerada

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By lilmonkey13

Nico updated his status~

Almost every species in the universe has an Irrational fear of the dark. But they're wrong. 'Cause it's not irrational. It's Vashta Nerada.

~Piper McLean likes this~

-Comments-

Percy Jackson: Whats Vashta Nerada?

Annabeth Chase: *what's; and Percy isn't it obvious?

Percy Jackson: Nope

Annabeth Chase: Yeah I don't get it either...I was hoping you did

Leo Valdez: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANNABETH DOESN'T KNOW SOMETHING HOLY JIMMINEY CRICKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHH THE OPOCOLIPLICE AND PISSED CATS WITH RASOR SHARP CLAWS AND FLYING FUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD':

Piper McLean: Dude?

Annabeth Chase: Uh oh...Piper what have you done!

Nico Di Angebro: YEAH BRO! WHY YOU GO CRACRA BRO? I MEAN BRO, COME ON BRO, BRO! I MEAN YOU'RE MY BRO! I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE CRACRA BRO??????

Annabeth Chase: Okay I'm leaving before something weird happens

Percy Jackson: *weirder

Annabeth Chase: -_- Really?

Percy Jackson: *yes

~Annabeth Chase logged off~

Piper McLean: NICO FINISH THE QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy Jackson: Yeah, what is a vash nerd?

Nico Di Angebro: bro *Vashta Nerada, I mean come on bro! You can't be dumb like that bro! I mean bro, you're brosta but bro, you can't be like that bro...okay bro?

Percy Jackson: K bro

Nico Di Angebro: No bro, just no. That's really out of date and wack bro, youcan't just randomly go around reapeating a random word like bro, bro. So bro, just promise me bro that you won't go around sayin' bro, okay brosif?

Piper McLean: FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS JUST FINISH THE QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nico Di Angelo: Almost every species in the universe has an Irrational fear of the dark. But they're wrong. 'Cause it's not irrational. It's Vashta Nerada.

"What's teh Vashta Nerada?"

"It's what's in the dark. It's what's always in the dark."

Hades: Hmm, sounds like something the doctor would say

Piper McLean: You watch Doctor who?

Hades: Well, uh duhhh! It's only the best tv series ever!

Piper McLean: I FOUND MY MOST FAVIORITEST GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Aphrodite: What about your mother?!

Piper McLean: What do you mean? You were never in the running!

Aphrodite: WELL! That makes my decission much easier!

Hades: Just to worn you, she said that right before the Trojan war broke out...

Piper McLean: O_O I'm dead meat.

Hades: Yup

THREE HOURS LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy Updated his status~

Hey, um WHAT THE DUCK IS WRONG WITH THE GIRLS?!!!!!

-Leo Valdez, Nico Di Angelo, Jason Grace, Frank Zhang, and 32 others like this-

-Comments-

Leo Valdez: Piper just informed me that One Direction is and I quote: "So supa dupa hawwwt!!!! EEK! HAVE YOU SEE HARRY'S HAIR?! IT'S LIKE A-DOOR-A-BELL!

Jason Grace: Here's something worse, and I have to say that's pretty bad, Reyna just told me that she is quiting being preator to be Justin Beiber's girlfriend...I'm really scared...HELP!

Percy Jackson: Annabeth is going through Cosmo

Jason Grace: O_O

Leo Valdez: HOLY CRAP!

Annabeth Chase: OH MY FREAKING GOSH! I JUST LOVE LYAM! :D ;*

Percy Jackson: What about me?

Annabeth Chase: IS YOUR NAME LYAM?!

Percy Jackson: No...

Annabeth Chase: then you should know the answer!

Nico Di Angelo: Thalia...something is really wrong with thalia...

Percy Jackson: It could NOT be worse than Annabeth

Nico Di Angelo: Thalia is wearing pink...and her nails have hello kittie on them...and she is wearing buterfly cloths....Dude...my girlfriend looks like an aphrodite girl...oh and she is blond...

The Aphrodite Cabin: YEA! we gave her a makeover! She picked everything out it was awesome! :D

Thalia Skittles Grace: LOL, yeah girls! :P

Percy Jackson: O_o

Jason Grace: WHAT THE HOLY BLOODY HADES HAS WHAT!?! DID I JUST ENTER THE TWILIGHT ZONE?! WAKE ME UP WHEN THIS OVER OR WHEN EVER I REALLY WAKE UP OH GODS WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY SISTER?!

Leo Valdez: Your, girlfriend, also has a matching outfit to Thalia and Annabeth....

Annabeth M&Ms Chase: LOL yuppers! Haha! Were so silly ;) Luv ya gurlz!

Piper Reces McLean: Luv ya 2 gurl! XOXO

Thalia Skittles Grace: Nope I luv ya 2 more dan anybody! ;P

Malcolm: Dudes, it's not just them...its all of them....

Nico posted on Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Aphrodite, Heaphestus, Iris, Athena, Hera, Hecate, and 12 other's walls~

HOW DO WE FIX THE GIRLS?! D: THEY ARE SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-comments-

Zeus: How on earth can all these little girls be scary?

Nico posted a photo on Zeu's wall~

Zeus: Well, yeah that is a scary looking one. But what does that have to do with me?

Nico Di Angelo: THAT'S YOUR DAUGHETER!

Zeus: Dwa dwa dwa?! What! That's THING is Thalia?!

Nico Di Angelo: Yup.

Zeus: What's 1D?

Nico Di Angelo: It's one direction...it's a british boy band that has taken over their lives all of a sudden...please find out how to REVERSE THIS! IT'S DRIVING US ALL BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thalia Skittles Grace updated her status~

Ok girls, I want you to tell me what Annabeth, Piper and I should wear next chapter!!!! Something that's cute alright?!

-comments-

Lilmonkey13: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????

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