rants of a shitty teen

By pseudonxms

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my name's blurryface and I don't really give a fuck about what you think. behold: the rants and complaints (m... More

First Off
Catholics
Parents
Snapchat
Fucking Religous People
Eleanor Calder
Math
GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL EVERYWHERE IN THE US!!!
Facebook Rant
#dontjudgechallenge
caitlyn jenner
fuck
PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, AND JUNIOR YEAR, OH MY!!1!!!111!
hot topicccc
ugh
enrollment
OUCH HOLY SHIT
fuk u mcr
my art sucks and so do i
F R E R A R D
tysfm frerard
self promo ;)
SUPERFuckyes
fkin kms
500+ rEaDS??!!1!1!
jingle balls
fuckin robin williams man
suicide/crisis hotlines
hooters knockers or whatever else you wanna call them... they suck
cold sores
wednesday is my death day
counting down
periods
ITS A MIRACLE!-!!1
appppleesss
just think happy thoughts
grounded????
I JUST REMEMBERED
it's not a miracle...
defiant
CRICKETS
what yhe actial fuck
what
MY naMe iS JOnaS
scHooOoFoOooUCoOOKlllLl
bitches at school?????!?
goodnight??
good day :D
DOWNN DOWWNNN
owwwie
i need to think of better titles wow
my homework today
my friends pissed help
sometimes I hate me
IM CRYING
IM CRYING PT 2 + wattpad update???
IH MY FOD
my friend is hilarious oh my fucking god
school makes me wanna die tbh
school again i cri
boy probs shoot me
ALsO
#20thingsthatmakemehappy
MY SMOL HIDL FRNAK WILL VE IN MY DTATE IN NOVEMBRR EUJFKEKR
there is a big ass spider in front of me and one of us is about to be shot
help me pls
shameless self promo
GUUURLS LUV GUUUURLS AAAND BOYYYS
JFKDLANTCMS
MY MOM FUCKIN UGH
IM SQUEALING
meme poem tag
The many shameful phases of my life
SHOO DO DOO DUM
srs by prblms
244 MORE DAYS + 80 MORE DAYS
FRANK WHY
today was an okay day
fanfic help???
i fucked up i fucked up
IM F-F-FUCKING F-F-FREEZING
oh my god.
distancing myself
hey
can i just say holy fuck
i think im gonna die ughhh
college majors??
BEDTIME
i hate boys :(
update
timed on homework??
i hate you babe
i'll title these whatever the fuck i want, don't tell me how to live my life wp
im listening to pop punk acoustics and i havent felt more emo since 2005
melanie martinez waht thejridticfuxk
miley wyd
holy hell
possible triggering?? i just need advice.
BLONDE MOMENT FUCK
100th RANT + IM FUCKING GREAT
my boyfriend is askcirmglsjdjrk
rewatching drunk history of fob and trying not to pee myself
THIS IS HALLOWEEN
SO PAIN VERY OUCH
fellow killjoy
boys suck
IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE HELP
GETTING MY FIRST TATTOO TOMORRO W HOLY FICK (tw?)
☺️☺️☺️
fucking school
thank fob for tornadoes
i'm so scared guys, i need help
UPDATE
5k reads???!?!
soap/training wheels
in need of new best friend
my stomach hurts
i have fetus one direction music playing in my head omg shoot me
update on my dad's drunken ass
pretty good day
dancing, my smol bean, and a new book??
my weird-ass clique (minus isaac)
happy turkey day!!!
lock screen taggggg
bus rides with haven
sam pepper "prank"
TYLER HOSEPH
guysssss haven has wattpadddd
6.1k reads holy shit
i'm actually doing homework what is this world coming to
I NEED SOMETHING TO READ
song tag thingamajig
AAALLLL THE SINGLE LADIES
fuckinh parents :(
me
im in paiN
i miss christmas
in better news !!
i hate homework with a passion
A SPlitTING OF THE FUcKIBG MIND
i dont even know what to title this lmao
1,000 days
fuck my damned life
aw :(
i was an emotional wreck earlier.... shocking.
help me write a poem or some shit pls
getting a new tattoo soon !!
merry late-christmas!!!
conspiracy theories about alien abductions
I MADE A TUMBLR AND NEED ASSISTANCE
another song tag thingy
Twenty One Pilots asks
new year's resolutions
my baby cousin!!
i'm sick as frick + semi-hiatus
FRENSHIP
iM FEELING THINGS MAKE IT STOP
RIP David Bowie
GOOD MUSIC??????!??
NOVEMBER FUCKING FIRST
action cat
very serious question (tw)
this week in: my shitty homework
FRENSHIP PART DOS
i haven't done a qotd in ten years guys oops
I REALLY HOPE YOU GUYSCAN SEE THIS VID
I CANT DRAW FOR SCHOOL WHAT THE SHIT
PSA
so i have snapchat now??
FUCK IM
that fucking goosebumps movie
tøp song theories by me pt. 1
kitchen sink
toO MANy shIPS
:(
i'm telling you about my dream and you're gonna sit the fuck down and listen
new story's up!!
spn + fob + pudding = happy alexis
GREEARD
i meant to publish that last chapter like two days ago what the hell
apparently this is now titled Untitled Part 184 okay
ooohhh man wanna know what pisses me off
ooh man
baBE
issues
for emma.
...
dinner theatre.??.??
i fuckin hate it when people can't grammar correctly fuck
i'm so disappointed right now.
in other news
guYS
IM FUCKING RICH
LEO FUCKING DICAPRIO
i'm having issues???????
last chapter :(

50 questions tag

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By pseudonxms

I saw this on tumblr and this is a lot of questions holy shit but here I go

1. what would you name your future daughter?

Elena Christine (other middle name) (last name)

2. do you miss anyone?

I don't think so. I'm actually super content with the people around me.

3. what if I told you that you were pretty?

I would probably agree with you bc my ego is huge as fuck

4. ever been told "it's not you, it's me"?

nope

5. what are you looking forward to in the next week?

Friday bc it's the last day before Christmas break

6. did you go out or stay in last night?

do I sound like a social person to you

7. how late did you stay up last night?

ummmm like midnight maybe?

8. honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past three months?

I mean in the locker room yeah but otherwise nope

9. what were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

it's like noon at the moment but I'll probs be in spanish

10. have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

yeah.. not my proudest moment

11. could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

I don't drink really right now but it's doubtful lmao

12. have you pretended to like someone?

romantically, no. platonically, yes.

13. could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

doubtful

14. is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

yeah, I'd like to think so ☺️

15. is it hard for you to get over someone?

hA no

16. think back five months ago, were you single?

as a pringle

17. have you ever cried from being so mad?

have I ever not, is the real question

18. hold hands with anyone this week?

nope

19. did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

I haven't had my first one lol

20. who did you last see in person?

I'm on a bus rn so I see a bunch of lil shits

21. what is the last thing you said out loud?

'I forgot to sign my name but I'm riding the bus don't lET IT FORGET ME'

22. have you kissed three or more people in one night?

refer back to question no. 9

23. have you ever been to Paris?

nopeeee

24. are you good at hiding your feelings?

ofc

25. do you use chapstick?

lmao yes I'll probably be buried with my eos lets be real here

26. who did you last share a bed with?

dear god it's been forever but probably my brother like a year ago

27. are you listening to music right now?

lol yup Beverly Hills by weezer

28. what is something you want right now?

in general? anything twenty one pilots. or sweatpants. also food.

29. were your last three kisses from the same person?

I HAVENT HAD A KISS YET HOLY SMOKES

30. how is your heart lately?

generally happy. it's amazing and I love it. sometimes I have depressing thoughts but that's okay.

31. do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

sometimes. it usually falls off

32. when was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

my brother last night lol

33. what do people call you?

I get called by my last name a lot bc there's two Alexises in my school

34. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn't?

oh gosh yes

35. are there any stressful situations in your life?

when are there not lets be honest lol. yeah, ex boyfriend issues but I'm actually so over it and everybody can just go fuck themselves lol

36. what are you listening to right now?

3am by matchbox 20 but the song's almost over

37. what is wrong with you right now?

well that was rude okay. but really, what's not?

38. love really is a beautiful thing, huh?

yeah of course, but it's not important to me right now

39. do you make wishes at 11:11?

used to, but not anymore

40. what is on your wrists right now?

...skin? nothing lol but I might get a new tattoo there, I'll post the pic above

41. are you single/taken/heartbroken/waiting for the unexpected?

uh, none of the above?

oh wait I am single nvm

42. where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you're wearing?

hot topic. it's my mcr one

43. have you ever regretted kissing someone?

-_- gettin real sick of this shit

44. have you hugged someone in the past week?

none other than my family

wait no that's a lie I've hugged haven and Shylo my bestest friends evaaaaa ☺️

45. have you kissed anyone within the last five days?

fuck you

46. what were you doing at midnight last night?

eating popcorn and wasting away my life on here lol

47. do you miss the way things were six months ago?

I don't remember how things were six months ago but probably not

48. would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

idk I like sleeping alone bc I take up the whole bed haha but sleeping with someone else is like having a personal heater right there so idrk

49. have you ever been to New York?

nope. that's halfway across the country lmao

50. think of the last person that said 'I love you'. do you think they meant it?

I think, at the time, they did. not now.

that took me all fucking day to fill out lol but there ya go, more about me.

I tag mukeismysunshine mycalumcalromance and badlandscasualty so you guys better tag me so I can read yours ☺️

✌🏻️ peace out bitches ✌🏻️

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