Halaal Jokes

By veiledhumor

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A series of humorous Islamic jokes that will even have the haram police crying out of laughter. Make sure yo... More

Halaal Jokes
fathers number.
beard.
Asalamu Alakum
Hafith
singing
Jannah
Shower
Beard
Zam zam
Fajr time
Wear hijab
InshAllah.
Second wife
Fat
Paris
twerking
Lesson on zina
BMW VS TOYOTA
Tajweed.
LMHO
Eid Mubarak
Married twice
Sheikh Google?
Humps
Nasty girls
Oops- more like poops
Bigger Hijab
Fasting
Grow a beard
Judge
Sunnah
Beard is sunnah
Hot VS beautiful
Ninja
Ugly
Wudhu
Connect
Lowering ur gaze
Where are you from?
What is wattpad?
Reading late at night
Smiling at wattpad
A nose ring
Finally got it! / Nose ring
School
What time?
Peace be upon you!
Halal salad

Wattpad

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By veiledhumor

Is it just me or is this relatable ? :

That one friend that constantly bothers you when you're reading on Wattpad. Especially when you're reading a good book!!!

" What are you reading ? "

" How far are you in the book? "

" What does that word mean? "

" Who's your favorite character ? "

" What happened to her? "

I even tried using earphones so you could leave me alone to read

I just wanna read

Leave me alone
Go go

Like if you ain't with me, you're against me.
So I'm like " download the app, read the book for yourself. "

Their reply ----> " No it's boring! "

Excuse my soul, did u just

Oh hell no -smh-

-takes out gun-

You better run!

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