Quotes, Jokes, & Etc.

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Quotes that will make your heart melt. Jokes that will make you laugh your ass out. Read for goosebumps becau... More

Quotes
Jokes
Humor
Quotes #Hugot
Jokes
Humor
Quotes #AboutLife
Jokes
Humor
Quotes #AboutGod
jokes (English)
English Jokes part 2
Patama about broken puso
Tawa ulit tayo!
Banat ng mga taong In love
Yung ...
Minsan ...
Quotes #AboutFriendship
LOGIC
Weird Facts
Quotes about HAPPINESS :D
Jowks
TAWANAN P2
Fact na Fact
Logic!
LOGIC LOGIC
Last Logic for this daay
Halo-Halo
Love <3
Facts!
Hugot 101
Jokes
THANKYOUU
HAPPINESS
KNOCK! KNOCK!
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Huling banat
We may hate school but surprisingly we still miss it.
Yo momma!
Hugot Quotes!
Depressing Quotes
Jokes!
QUOTES #GOD
Sadness is ... ?
CHRISTMAS!
Update of announcement!
FACTS ABOUT HUMAN BODY
Part 2: Human Body Facts
Anong tawag sa? (Pinoy Joke)
Hilarious One-liner jokes
Trust is ...
RANDOM QUOTES
Quotes and Random Stuff about school √
Failure is also sucess. #QUOTESABOUTFAILURE
Quotes #AboutGod
Quotes about opportunities
Quotes about Opportunities- 2
QOUTES ABOUT SUMMER!
Happiness
BIBLE VERSES
Funny Jokes (english)
Quotes about Friends.
Stressed? let's laugh it out.

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✴ Sino mas mahal?

ANAK: tay! sino mas mahal mo, ako o si nanay?

 TATAY: syempre ikaw anak....

 ANAK: kaya pala kapag madaling araw, ako po ay kinukumutan niyo at si nanay naman po ay hinuhubaran niyo...... sweet niyo talaga tay, i love you


✴#Banat (Susi)

  BOY: Miss? Susi kaba?
GIRL:: Bakit??!
BOY:paKEYS nga!!  


✴ Pilipinas kay ganda


Bohol : Go To Hill


Thanks for coming , Camiguin


Babaeng Balbon , Marami sa Malabon


Kalasin ang Bohol


Takpan ang Navotas


Hanap mo ba ay Maluwag , Tara na sa Laoag


Get Dizzy , Iloilo


Boracay , You Beach



✴Sulat

Dear Love,

Una sa lahat at hindi sa huli Nagsulat ako dahil may papel at bolpen ako Alam mong crush kita hindi yung crash sa airplane Kundi crush sa puso. Hindi puso ng saging kundi puso ng tao.

 Kaligayahan mo, Kaligayahan ko. Kalungkutan mo , Kalungkutan ko. Kamatayan mo , solohin mo!

Ano ako tanga na sasama sayo?!

Kung gusto mo ako sulatan ito ang aking address
Bulag St. Di Makita Hanapin City

Nagmamahal
na ang bigas ngayon 




✴ Magkumare

Mare 1: alam mo naloko ko yung tindera.
Mare 2: talaga mare pano??
Mare 1: Kasi nagload ako sa kanya, eh wala naman akong cellphone hahaha.



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kaloka haha sana natawa kayo! creditss :)) and always remember to smile guys! 

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