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I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good. This is a book of Harry Potter jokes and also most of them are not... More

Draco's Boggart
House Dogs
Fred & George's Fan
Harry Potter as a TV show
Go big or go home
2 Kinds of People
Or worse...Expelled
WiFi hacking
Quidditch World Cup
Hermione's Childhood
Each house insulting someone...
Little blonde lesbian from the snake house
Who asked for your opinion?
Picking the Motto
Fangirl Voldemort
Dobby is a free elf
Harry's Character Development
Job Interview
What did Hermione did?
She's still a total badass
Every Damn Day
Dishonor
He Can't Kill Him
Hogwarts Wifi Passwords
Houses as Rock, Paper, Scissors
How to find Oliver Wood in a crowded room
Madam Pomfrey
Better with his tongue
Shutup, I'm reading
Glad you asked
This makes me feel good
Summarised Houses
Finding Dumbledore
Words of Wisdom
What I'm actually thinking
Which Marauder name could Harry pronounce first?
Just like his father
A clap for the fandom
Harry Potter is INMORTAL
Showing muggle movies to Fred and George
It seems like a pretty crucial conjunction
The Marauders
Things we Agree
Abnormally large nose
Fresh Prince of Hogwarts
Making the Hogwarts' houses
Umbridge's Rules
What if...
Hufflepufflepocalypse
Remus' Middle Name
What Ron says
Draco's Comebacks
Ways to annoy Severus Snape
What I felt during each Harry Potter book
Quidditch Match
Pretty Much
The Actual Reason
Drarry
Tom Riddle using the Chamber of Secrets
Grounding James
LUPIN, LUPOUT
Anaticula
How dare he??
Drarry (part 2)
Voldemort doing normal things
In Wizard Heaven
I can totally see this happening
12 Days of Christmas HP style
Me everytime
Each of the houses is presented with a locked door
Magical knitting
We accept socks
Harry Potter Taxonomy
My name is...
Harry Potter Summary
If I were Harry...
How long does it live?
Okay Hogwarts
Points for Gryffindor
Me on a Date
Harry's Speech at Ron & Hermione's Wedding
20 Years from now
Who told Dobby?
Things Snape thought us
Don't Swear
You just have to lie
Harry Potter according to Draco Malfoy
Did you know?
How different would it be?
How obsessed are you?
Why did they?
Pick-up Line
Meeting each other
Knock Knock
Why so...
To my AMAZING readers and followers ♥
They don't use it
Where do you find it?
Kind of Cereal
Crabbe and Goyle
Drarry
Tom Marvolo Riddle
Do you think?
What does it mean?
Muggleborns are the coolest kids at Hogwarts
Muggles
Fictitional Badasses
How to break up
My name is Draco!
Harry's sons names
Argus Filch and...
Snape was late
Still a better story
Fluffy
I thought...
Answering Umbridge
Mcgonagone
Noses
Muggle Problems
He must be near
Ron
Puberty
Favorite Movie
Golden Trio Adventure

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Harry Potter Jokes

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I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good. This is a book of Harry Potter jokes and also most of them are not mine ☺☺

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