1) I would make fun of you but I think you won't understand it
2)boy:k
girl: every kiss begins with k
Boy: Too bad ugly begins with you
Girl: ...
Boy: Apply cold water to that burn
3)girl: it makes my heart melt when two ugly people fall in love
Boy:So who's the lucky guy
4)At a restaurant-Would you like a table
Me:No not all. I came here to sit at the floor carpet for 5 please...
5) normal people: great comeback
Me: your face
6)how long did it take you to come up with that
7)I could eat a bow of alphabet and sh*t out a smarter statement than that
8)I fart to make you smell better