Another 1 ½ months later….
Matsuri pov:
Tsukii and I are walking down the hall towards the locker room when we hear Alyson call out to us. We stop and turn to see her face…. wow! It’s angry! Okay, this isn’t going to be good.
“What’s got you angry, troublesome?” Tsukii inquires.
Alyson huffs while pacing back and forth. “You’ll never believe what I just found out!”
Chisuzu pov:
So, like, I’m standing in the locker room, looking in the mirror, and I have, like, a split end! Ugh, can you believe it? It’s soooo upsetting. Oh well, Gaara likes me for who I am.
Cho strides in, looking, like, disgusted and yeah… So she, like, walks up to us, and like, huffs in… I don’t know… in disbelief? Chika, like, asks, “What’s up girl?”
Cho rolls her eyes. “You will, like, never guess what I just heard.”
Kiba pov:
”Allllllllllright youthful blossoms! Today your usual coach has developed some deadly sickness and isn’t youthful enough to join us today! It says here, on this piece of paper, to play foot…ball… Alrighty then! Kiba, Naruto, demonstrate this…football!” Gai Sensei shouts, and I glance at Naruto, who’s making a ball of snow in his hand.
I peer down at the snow-covered ground wonderingly, and yelp as a freezing snowball hits my head.
“Nice shot Naruto! Way to—Oh my Kami, are you all right? Kiba! You have quite an arm!” Gai comments enthusiastically. Naruto lay before us on the ground, pelted with snow blobs… I didn’t throw all of tho—
“OW!” I yell, and see Gaara and Deidara smirking in the distance. I’ll show them! I get Naruto up from the ground and duck under a bush with him and Sasuke. The three of us begin to rapidly throw snowballs over at Gaara and Deidara, who continued to do better than us. All of a sudden, Gaara and Deidara fell over their little snow wall. But wait, there are shot from behind…. “Good show, Kin and Ichigo!”
Oh no… It’s the Brits!
I meet Gaara’s and Deidara’s eyes and we nod to team up against them. I leave Naruto and Sasuke to fend for themselves as I dash over to Gaara and Deidara. Just over the next small hill, there stand the Shires…. the dreaded British Shires… And they were getting ready to throw snowballs at us.
“The British are coming! The British are coming!” I cry to Gaara and Deidara, who had been preparing an ultimate, two feet by two feet snowball. But alas, our game is cut off as a massive army of girls settle by the frozen lake’s edge. Six familiar figures skate toward either end and then meet back up in the middle. Uh oh…
“The girls look angrier than usual…” Deidara notes, looking worriedly at them.
“This can’t be a good thing…I think something has clicked in their brains…” Gaara murmurs.
“Unclick their brains! Unclick them!!!” I cry as we run towards the rim of the lake.
The Shires notice as well and join us, just in time to see Matsuri and Chisuzu shooting daggers at each other as the puck is placed in the middle of the makeshift rink.
I notice the Lore girls tightening their grips on their hockey sticks, while the Tri-C’s put their hair into ponytails. Ohhhhh how scary…..A ponytail.
Alyson pov:
Ohhhhh how scary! A freakin’ ponytail! I’m quaking in fear! Psst….
I ready myself at the goal as I glower into Cho’s coal black eyes, the eyes of the Chiyo’s. She and I are the goalies for the two teams. Coach really was an idiot for doing this, especially on the day we found out their little secret.
Chika is about to hit it in the goal when Tsukii “accidently” trips her with the hockey stick, causing Chika to fall face first into the ice. But the puck is still going towards me. I smirk then hit the puck with all the strength I can muster, which causes it to go flying across the field… And right into Cho’s prissy little face! HA!!!!! TAKE THAT!!!!!!!
“Is she dead?! Is she dead?!” I shout in what most would think is concern, but actually is excitement. Most unfortunately, Cho gets up, though there’s a huge bruise on her forehead now. Hehehehehehehe… Also, Chika has a bunch of scrapes from falling onto the ice. Cho and Chika shout to the coach, “Those were deliberate attempts to kill us!!!!!”
“This is ice hockey, girls, that’s the point!!!” she barks then blows her whistle to continue. Yeah, Tri C, that’s the point! Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!”
I love this coach…Where has she been all of my life??? Oh yeah, teaching girly sports…
“Look at Cho’s forehead now! It’s as big as Sakura’s!” Naruto shouts, and I make a little heart with my hands in his direction.
“Love you, Matsuri’s…I mean my brother!” I shout to him, and he smiles back with thumbs up.
Chisuzu is getting closer to my goal with this creepy evil little grin on her face. Not helping her with looks… She should smile more, not that that would help either. But still. She raises her hockey still to send it into my goal, but Matsuri bashes into her with her shoulder and sends her flying. “Look! It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s a flying slut!”
Everyone looks toward me before cheering for Matsuri…did I say that out loud? Well, they were all thinking it anyways, so it’s all good!
Chisuzu face plants near the guys, who back away a few feet.
“Should we help her?” Deidara whispers.
“No! She’s fine!” Gaara reiterates continuing to back away.
“She’s your girlfriend! Do something!” Rick instructs him. Gaara steps forward and pokes her with his toes.
“I’m fine!” Chisuzu gasps and sits up, “Back to the rink I go! We’ll crush them, don’t worry guys!”
She’s kidding, right? I think the guys are more worried that we’re going to hospitalize the Tri-C’s! Which no one will be surprised if that does happen….
Then it all begins….
Chika derides Tsukii, “Your sister is, like, a freakin’ hulky monster!”
Tsukii turns her head slowly to Chika. Uh oh… “What did your little troublesome mouth just say?”
“You heard me.” Chika rolls her eyes with a smug look. “And I want payback from earlier!” In the middle of her sentence, she swings her stick at Tsukii, but Tsukii ducks quickly, so Chika ends up hitting the back of Matsuri’s head. She turns around, glaring. “Ow… You better hope you didn’t just do that…”
Chika rolls her eyes again but ducks in time of Matsuri’s stick coming at her, and Matsuri ends up hitting Chisuzu’s elbow; and a snap went with it. Chisuzu glowers at Matsuri. “You just broke my elbow!”
“Huh… that felt better than I thought it would…” Matsuri grins, but Chisuzu still uses her good arm to try and whack Matsuri but gets Tsukii instead. OH NO! I DON’T THINK SO!!! I skate quickly to Chika and Chisuzu and body slam the two of them into a snow bank. Unfortunately, Cho had the same idea for my sisters, and it had the same results as me. I smack the back of Cho’s head with my stick. “Are you stupid?! You just pushed my sisters into a snow bank!”
“You did the same with my sisters, idiot!” Cho comeback, whacking my arm.
I whack her legs, causing her to fall on her butt. “Everyone in this city knows NOT to upset the Lore girls!!! And you know why?! Because it’s the last thing a person will do!!!!”
Chisuzu and Chika join Cho as Matsuri and Tsukii join me. And so the war begins…
Kiba’s pov:
You can’t see much from over here, but Chisuzu went flying, until a fist pulled her back in, her face dragging on the ice, giving a little bloody trail. Screams filled the air, annoying, girly screams…The Lores were yelling, scary, war-call, yells. A broken hockey stick slid across the ice towards ice and I sniff the air above it.
“It smells like—’
“Blood,” Gaara cuts in, smiling, “and it’s not Lore blood.”
“Okay… see, Gaara, it’s normal if I can tell that, because of my dog abilities, but it’s just creepy if you can…” I interject.
“No, I smell it too…” Deidara comments, “It smells girly. They have nail polish running through their blood.” Ew…
The Lore girls go flying over our heads and onto the snow; and the Tri- C launch themselves at the Lores again. Woah…Some people got a power boost…
We heard some more screams and another snap, “You broke my other elbow!”
Then we heard a snap and Matsuri yelling, “OH MY KAMI!!! ALYSON!!! I can’t believe you let your leg get broken instead of mine!!!”
“Ah…. yeah…. ‘cause I’M the good sister…. Get the freak off of me Cho!”
There’s yet another snap and Cho shrieks, “You broke my face!”
“GOOD!!! Your sister, Chika, broke my leg!”
“OH KAMI!!!! You broke my shoulder!”
“Good troublesome!!!! You gave me a troublesome black eye!!!!”
“Stop trying to rip my hair out, Chisuzu!!!!”
“Ow!”
“I didn’t do anything!”
“I punched your ribs, and a bone in my hand broke!”
“I eat meat! Sue me!”
“Maybe we will!!!”
“Oooooooohhh, we’re terrified! Matsuri’s her own lawyer, ha!!!!”
I whisper to the guys, “Are they getting along…?”
“I don’t know… They sound almost happy,” Deidara notes.
A whistle pierces the air and the flying punches and kicks stop in midair.
“What is going on here?” Professor Snivelgrove roars, “Don’t answer that! I can see what’s going on. But the question is…why? Into my office…NOW!”