snapchat // michael clifford...

By saintjimmysbutt

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"Is that your penis??" More

prologue.
\ playlist /
one // is that ur penis?
two // cross my heart
three // kurt cobain wannabe
four // bollocks
five // classy, right?
six // forbidden
seven // why you outside?
eight // hung up
nine // roast chicken*
ten // (literally)
eleven // cookies.
twelve // okay mate
thirteen // crisis club
fourteen // great aunt florence
fifteen // grandma's in melbourne
sixteen // wake up sunshine
seventeen // good morning princess
eighteen // captain obvious
nineteen // i want you
twenty // hippos milk is pink
twenty one (pilots) // super messy
twenty two // bit eager
twenty three* // goodnight calcium
twenty four // bleeding and sobbing
twenty five* // dick-weed
twenty six // I don't want to be a queen
twenty seven // trampoline*
twenty eight* // ninja turtle boxers
twenty nine // BTW I'm moving in lol
thirty // how the hell
NOT AN UPDATE IM SORRY!!
thirty two // extremely peed off losers
thirty three // I need to pee
thirty four // more than anything
thirty five // good charlotte
thirty six // listen here
thirty seven // definitely
thirty eight // pick a colour*
character ask????
thirty nine // constant hunger
character ask answers!!
forty // i love mommy more than daddy
the end.
epilogue part one
epilogue part two.
final character ask.
final character answers.
100k READS?????
!! IM SORRY !!
!! NEW STORY !!

thirty one // home skillet

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By saintjimmysbutt

new iMessage from: that kid rory

that kid rory: irwin I need your help

ishton arwin: Rory I've said it once and I'll say it again, I am not lending you and Michael my bandanas

that kid rory: it's not that you dweeb, ((we just want to borrow two though Jesus Christ))

ishton arwin: ok then child, what do you need from me?

that kid rory: I need you to drive me somewhere and do something with me

ishton arwin: are you trying to hook up with me??? bc dude I have a girlfriend kinda thing and you have a boyfriend

that kid rory: no you idiot, just pick me up from Michael and Luke's at eleven on Saturday morning ok????

ishton arwin: okay sure, see u then home skillet

that kid rory: pls never say that again

ishton arwin: HOME SKILLET

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