Originally posted on Tumblr two months ago lol
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Cyrus: Hey barbs
black, red w/ lace or sheer white?
/ after an hour /
Barbs: ????????
ano to?
C: Which do you prefer?
B: but.. why?
C: basta
B: bat nga ba ako nagrereply sayo
hindi nga pala tayo bati
C: Barbs
/ two minutes later
B: hu u poh
C: Barbs stop it
just choose one
B: indi quoh poh keu kilalah
C: BARBARA
i'm not kidding here
B: Nagsorry ka ba? Parang wala naman ata akong narinig?
C: I'm sorry, okay? Kahapon pa ako nagsosorry ikaw naman tong nagbibingi-bingihan
B: Fine. accepted
para saan ba yung tinatanong mo?
C: basta. choose one
B: bibili ka ba ng mantel?
C: NO
i'm buying you an i'm sorry gift
B: Mantel?? wow ha thanks
C: no
i'm buying you lingerie
B: PAKYU????
IM NOT GONNA WEAR THAT
susunugin ko yan!!!
C: Victoria's Secret susunugin mo?
wow gee thanks
B: BAHALA KA SA BUHAY MO AYOKO NIYAN
GO AWAY SATAN
C: Goodness, barbs. it's just lingerie. i've seen you naked
multiple times
B: EWAN KO SAYO
I HATE U
C: fine. i'm buying them all. at susuotin mo sila
B: make me
C: don't worry, i'm sure you're gonna wear them all