[1.2] Poop & Pee | ✓

By LockAnKey

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"You're a pile of poop." "You're a fountain of pee." Dialogue Story More

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By LockAnKey

"Hello, I'm sorry but the person you called is not available. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep."

"I hate voicemail's, I always sound so awkward. I just wanted to say Eid Murbarak, I think I said that wrong? I am not entirely sure, I googled it. Yeah well have a nice Eid!"

"....."

"I cringe at how awkward I sound."


A/N: Yep, short I know. So what do you think will happen next? I want to read your thoughts guys :D



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