Karl x Quackity
Smut♻️ FINALLY
song: playing dangerous - lana del ray
I loved writing this,I think that I'm not that into it anymore when I can't write until once a month or once every two months I just write smt for like 2 hours and love doing it
Quackity was out with a few friends.
It was Friday night,they were smoking a few joints behind the parking lot of a Walmart after a party.
The party was fun,but the alcohol was starting to wear of so they decided to smoke up before heading home and playing video games.
Quackitys friends stood against the wall while Quackity stood infront of them.
It was dark outside,this night couldn't get any better.
They laughed.
Quackity:"Sapnap you REALLY need to get off the weed,how are you even gonna get home?"
Sapnap:"we're obviously gonna take the bus man?"
He slurred,making all of his slightly less high friends laugh.
Quackity tried to keep his excited smile contained as he saw the joint get passed around closer and closer,it was almost his turn again.
The guys made some sorta joke about what game they were gonna play later,Quackity had nothing to add so he got out his phone to check the time.
He patiently waited on his phone until it was his turn to take a hit,he checked his messages,
Pretty distracted from what his friends were saying at this point.
Then out of nowhere,it got silent.
He heard a few very quiet giggles and whispers before he saw and arm extend to him.
Quackity took the joint without really looking up.
Quackity:"thanks"
He said,still preoccupied by his phone,still not noticing that the group was now silent.
Quackity put the joint in his mouth and took a big inhale.
He smiled from the satisfaction,he turned his phone off ready to rejoin the conversation as he looked up.
"NOW!"
One of his friends shouted before Quackity watched them all run away in different directions.
Quackity looked at them confused,they laughed and ran away.
He put his phone away,not sure if he was supposed to follow them or not.
Quackity:"guys? Where are you going?"
He called out,but they were out of sight already.
Quackity scratched his head confused and took another hit of the blunt with his other hand.
He was about to get his phone out again to call them and ask what was going on but someone tapped his shoulder.
For a split second,Quackity expected it to be one of his friends,and they were playing some sort of adult 'catch' for whatever reason.
But when Quackity turned around,it definitely wasn't his friend.
He froze before immediately getting ready to sprint away,but the cop grabbed his arm and stopped him.
Quackity:"FUCK"
He said frustrated,not wanting to put too much effort into trying to get away.
He tried to run away again but the cop had a pretty strong grip on his arm.
Quackity childishly stomped his feet on the concrete and whined like a child.
?:"sir,y-you are under arrest for smoking m-marijuhana I-in a public place,anything you s-say or do w-will be-"
Quackity:"oh my GODDDD!?"
Quackity whined,now his voice aged up from being a toddler to an annoyed teenager.
He let his head fall down in defeat.
The police officer sounded nervous,Quackity could've just pushed him to the ground and run away but he was already being cuffed.
And if the cop did end up catching him after that,he'd only be in more trouble.
Quackity:"dude,cmon- just let me go?"
He was cuffed now.
The cop didn't say much,but Quackity could already sense that this guy wasn't the violent type.
?:"im sorry,but your gonna have to come with me"
He said with empathy in his voice.
Quackity:"where are we going?"
Quackity asked as he got taken to the cop car.
?:"police station."
Quackity:"what?! Dude cmon- I'm of age!"
?:"sorry,but it's still illegal"
Quackity whined.
They got the the car and the cop opened the back door for him.
He placed Quackity infront of him so he could guide him inside.
Quackity was not face to face with the officer.
He looked at him.
This was perfect? He looked like he wasn't any more than 1-2 years older than him? He was clearly an awkward officer and he was cute as hell.
He had brown fluffy hair,he seemed nervous.
Quackity knew this was going to be easy to get out of.
He also....looked a little gay? Wich Quackity would definitely use to his advantage.
The officer gave him a soft and apologetic smile before putting his hand on Quackitys head.
"Karl J." Said his name tag.
Karl:"watch your head"
Quackity rolled his eyes and got in the back of the cop car,his hands cuffed behind his back.
Karl:"can you put that out,sir?"
Karl said,only now noticing that Quackity still had the joint in his mouth.
Quackity turned to the side and spat it on to the concrete before giving him a sarcastic smile.
Karl sighed and put the joint out with his foot before getting in the front seat.
He started the car up before getting a note pad out from the cup holder.
Karl:"alright sir,I'm gonna need you to answer some questions for me"
Quackity leaned forward to rest his head on the back of Karl's seat.
Quackity:"alright"
He said while also exhaling some of the weed from his last hit into Karl's direction.
The cop coughed and opened a window.
Karl:"sir- j-Jesus- sir,please don't do that!"
He waved his note book around to try and get the week smoke out.
Can't have the cop car smelling like weed,can we?
Quackity laughed.
Karl eventually got most of the smoke out and rolled the window back up.
He sighed,knowing that this was going to be complicated.
He turned to Quackity and looked at him for a few seconds.
Karl:"sir,I'm gonna need you to back up."
Quackity smiled and leaned back in his seat,
Manspreading.
Karl got a pen and asked his first question.
Karl:"name?"
Quackity:"Quackity"
He said,a little annoyed but also very intrigued by this zesty cop.
Karl write it down.
Karl:"last name?"
Quackity:"um...Johnson?.."
He replied,all of a sudden realizing that he could just lie.
Karl kept on writing.
Karl:"age?"
Quackity:"25."
Karl:"really?"
He asked like he was genuinely interested.
Quackity looked at him for a few seconds.
He was really cute...his eyes were like a deer in headlights,he had such a polite...vibe to him?
Quackity shifted his position and looked down for a second.
Quackity:"I'm 21."
He admitted.
Karl nodded and wrote it down.
Karl:"I'm 22,what a coincidence?"
Quackity scoffed.
Karl:"gender?"
Quackity looked up like he had to think about his answer.
Quackity:"female..."
He smiled,testing Karl.
It felt wrong to question him,so Karl just nodded unsure and wrote it down.
Quackity laughed at him.
Karl:"u-um,ethnicity?"
Quackity:"Caucasian"
Karl tilted his head.
He didn't want to 'say' anything,but he was making it clear that he didn't believe Quackity.
Quackity:"yeah,I'm British."
Karl rolled his eyes and wrote it down.
Karl:"are you SURE your from Britain?"
Quackity:"uhhh,yeah? I'm from.....new Yorkshire?"
Karl:"then where's your accent?"
Quackity:"uh...can you littwelly not hea my accent mista offica?!"
Quackity tried to say while not laughing in a absolutely terrible British accent.
He was clearly still high.
Karl rolled his eyes and put his notebook away.
He turned to the wheel while Quackity was laughing in the backseat.
Karl started to drive he car.
Quackity:"what's the rush,offica?"
He wheezed like it was the funniest thing ever.
Karl:"sir,please calm down..."
Quackity sniffed,listening to Karl and calming down a bit.
Karl:"we have a long ride ahead of us..."
Quackity smiled and playfully kicked his feet.
He looked around,the windows were tinted and it was 12PM so he couldn't see a lot.
He was quiet for a few seconds before he immediately got bored.
Quackity:"hey Karl?"
Karl:"yes?"
Quackity:"can we listen to some music please?"
Karl chuckled and looked at Quackity through the Rear-view Mirror.
Karl:"Nope,sorry,radio's only for police alerts"
Quackity:"you get those often?"
Karl:"um..."
Karl looked down before shaking his head,not bothering to give him a verbal answer.
It got a little quiet.
Quackity awkwardly laughed.
Quackity:"what? First time on the job or something?"
Karl didn't answer,wich again,was very funny to Quackity.
Quackity laughed at him.
Quackity:"damm,it's really your first day as a cop?!"
Karl:"n-not as a cop! Just- my fist day patrolling alone!-"
Quackity:"Jesus...I really got busted by a rookie...that's embarrassing.."
Karl:"I'm not a rookie! I'm a good cop! I did years of police training and I earned this-"
Quackity:"good cop? Your literally taking me back to your dumb little police station to ARREST ME for smoking a little weed?! That shits gonna be on my record forever!"
Karl:"well,it'll be fine! Nothings gonna happen....maybe?-"
Quackity:"MAYBE?-"
Karl:"look! I might not even arrest you,just give you a warning...I'll look good for bringing someone in on my first day as an official officer and you'll get nothing but a slap on the wrist,It's a win-win!"
Quackity rolled his eyes.
Quackity:"Karl,I'm gonna be honest...you suck."
Karl sighed.
The car got quiet again.
Quackity looked outside,they were out of town?
He lived in a pretty rural town so it wasn't like a big city or anything,but the police station must've been a little further out of town since they were driving in a field right now.
Once again,Quackity got bored of the silence so he went back to talking to Karl.
Quackity:"hey Karl?"
Karl:"yes,Quackity?"
Quackity:"Are you single?"
Karl laughed,a little embarrassed as he took a quick look at Quackity to check if he was being serious or not.
Karl:"Quackity,that is a very inappropriate question."
He said,trying to sound stern.
Quackity smirked.
Quackity:"why? You got a girlfreindddd?~-"
Karl:"no! Not that it's any of your business anyway.."
Quackity:"boyfriend?"
He said curiously as he leaned over to Karl's seat again.
Karl looked at Quackity before pushing him back in his seat.
Karl:"again,none of your business!..."
Quackity smiled at Karl through the rear-view mirror teasingly,obviously getting in his head.
Quackity:"are you SURE your not single? A man like you sure seems to know how to handle his ladies- I mean,you grabbed me pretty tightly back there-"
Karl:"flattery is not gonna work,Quackity."
Quackity frowned.
Quackity:"im just being nice,officer?"
Karl sighed.
Quackity lightly kicked his seat.
Quackity:"what,aren't you gonna say thank you?"
Karl:"don't make me tase you!"
He raised his voice annoyed.
Quackity:"OOOOOHHHHHH"
Quackity mocked.
Karl tried his best not to let Quackity get in his head,so he stayed quiet.
There was that silence again.
Karl couldn't resist.
Karl:"....thank you.."
He said under his breath.
Quackity raised his eyebrows.
Quackity:"sorry,what was that?"
Karl rolled his eyes.
Karl:"I said thank you,for the compliment.."
Quackity scoffed.
Quackity:"your welcome,officer..."
He bit his lip and looked at him,trying to get his attention.
Karl:"what even was the compliment because it sounded backhanded?-"
Quackity:"oh,I was saying that you probably fuck really good cause you got a strong grip"
Quackity said Like it was nothing.
Karl shifted in his seat,either uncomfortable or flattered.
He gave Quackity a quick look in the rear view before looking away again.
Karl:"w-well....since that's really inappropriate I can't confirm or deny.."
Quackity chuckled.
Quackity:"so your saying your dick is WEAK?-"
Karl:"I just told you I'm not allowed to say anything?!-"
Quackity:"so your saying your dick is AWESOME? Like toe curlingly good- so good they always come back for seconds?!"
Quackity egged him on.
Except this time it didn't end up annoying him,
Karl shrugged as he tried not to laugh.
Karl:"well....I can't deny that.."
Quackity nodded impressed.
Quackity:"hm,called it..."
He said under his breath.
Karl tried to hide his smile,clearly flattered by Quackitys masculine small talk.
Quackity:"so what,the ladies want more?"
Karl shrugged.
Quackity:".....what about the guys?-"
Karl:"Quackity,enough with the personal questions!"
Karl laughed.
Quackity laughed along.
Quackity:"your so lame,officer Karl..."
There it was,the annual 10 seconds silence.
Quackity:"Karl?"
Karl scoffed like he was counting down the seconds before Quackity would open his mouth again.
Karl:"yes,Quackity?"
Quackity:"these handcuffs hurt!"
He whined.
Karl looked in the mirror again to see Quackity wiggling around in his seat.
Karl:"yeah right-"
Quackity:"no,I'm serious,I think their starting to cut my circulation off"
Quackitys Tone slightly changed to a more desperate one.
Karl turned around to get a better look.
He looked at Quackity concerned,the last thing he wanted was to hurt anyone.
Karl:"I'm sorry Quackity,I can't uncuff you-"
Quackity:"but they really hurt!"
Karl looked at Quackity for a few more seconds before he turned back to the road and continued to drive.
Quackity sighed.
They were actually starting to hurt a bit,but he didn't really blame Karl for not un cuffing him.
He rolled his head back.
This was the longest silence yet,coming in at half a minute.
Quackity:"cmon Karl,don't be like that-"
Quackity trailed off as he noticed the car slowing down.
Karl pulled over to the side of the road and stopped the car.
Quackity didn't say anything,he just let Karl's morals do what they needed to do.
Karl turned to Quackity.
Karl:"don't try anything funny,alright?"
He somehow managed to sound atleast a little demanding with that tone.
Quackity slowly nodded.
Karl got out of the car and Quackity slid over to the left side of the back seat,so they'd be on the 'outer' side of the road,yk...harder to see and all...
Karl walked over to the door and opened it.
He looked down at Quackity,waiting for him to show him his hands.
Quackity:"what? Are you waiting for me to turn around...maybe...lay down on his stomach and stick my ass out for you?-"
Karl rolled his eyes as soon as Quackity made his sentace sexual again.
Quackity laughed.
Karl leaned over Quackity and got out the key for his handcuffs.
Quackity could smell the cologne on his neck,
So...fruity?
Karl:"no funny business-"
Quackity:"heard you the first Time officer."
Quackity Said a Little Bit quieter since he was right next to Karl's ear.
Karl uncuffed Quackity before slowly pulling away again.
Quackity rolled his wrists and smiled.
Quackity:"free at last!"
Karl:"no! I'm not letting you go! I only uncuffed you because you said that it hurt!"
Quackity lightly nudged Karl's thigh with his leg.
Quackity:"Cmon,im just joking..."
Quackity smirked as he leaned back a little,
Spreading his legs again.
Karl should've gone back to his seat and proceed to drive to the police station but he kept on standing there.
He took a good look at Quackity.
Black Adidas tracksuit,a beanie on his head and shiny black hair cut into an outgrown mullet.
Quackity:"if I let you fuck me,would you let me go?-"
Karl:"t-thats so inappropriate!-"
Quackity:"well?"
Quackity tilted his head and came closer.
Karl didn't back up,Quackity slowly ran his hand from his thigh up to his crotch,softly grabbing Karl's dick through his pants.
Karl's breath hitched as he looked away embarrassed.
He knew he probably shouldn't do this but...
He looked down at Quackity who was smiling.
Karl:"...fine.."
He blurted out before kissing Quackity.
Quackity immediately kissed back.
Just when he thought that he was the only one with passion here,he felt Karl's hand palm him.
Quackity put his hand on Karl's head,his handcuff still dangling off of it as he pushed Karl's head down.
Karl got on his knees infront of Quackity,not minding the cold road he was barley on.
Quackity smirked at him as he pulled his pants down.
Karl looked up at him as he licked the tip.
Quackity lightly stroked his hair.
Karl started off by licking from the base up to the tip so it wasn't completely dry.
But it didn't take long until he took half of it in his mouth.
The road was empty,not a single car in sight,
Just them.
Karl was slow,but Quackity was actually enjoying the teasing.
He bit his lip and groaned as Karl tried to get all the way done.
He carefully grabbed some of his hair and pushed him down.
Karl stayed down there,trying to get his throat to adjust to Quackitys size for as long as possible.
But after about 10 seconds,karl choked and pulled off.
Quackity scoffed as he looked at karl.
Quackity:"not bad.."
Karl smiled Like he was drunk,jerking Quackity off with his free hand.
Quackity rolled his head back and tried his best to keep his hips still.
Karl spat on the tip before he took it back in his mouth.
He jerked off the base as he bopped his head up and down the rest.
Quackitys body jolted at Karl's sudden intensity.
He expect Karl to be a little more shy but that quickly changed.
Quackity:"f-fucK!~ j-Jesus- you do this a lot,
don't you?~"
He said with a quivery voice,trying to hold back his moans.
His legs started to get a little unstable,it would be really emasculating if he finished so soon but Karl was good with his mouth.
He helped Karl by keeping his hand on his head as Karl removed his hand and got all the way down.
He quickly sucked up and down,the wet snorkeling-like noises were the loudest thing in the whole road right now.
Quackity:"f-fuck!~"
Quackity groaned,arching his back a little.
Karl looked up at him with furrowed eyebrows.
Quackity bucked his hips into Karl's mouth,
Starting to embrace the fact that he was getting closer and closer.
What was the harm? They had the whole night ahead of them.
Quackity:"s-sHit- your so fucking good at this~"
Quackity looked down at Karl as he grabbed hair on each sides of his head and held him still so he could thrust into his face.
Karl eyes started to tear up as Quackity used him like a fleshlight,cum bubbles starting to run down his lips from all the friction.
Quackity held onto him even tighter,feeling a knot form in his stomach.
He clenched his eyes shut as he got closer and closer.
Quackity:"h-hOly shIt!~ fUcK!~"
Quackity removed one of his hands to have it ready.
He looked down at Karl to make sure he was ok,and he definitely was.
Karl's eyes looked dead out of it,like he was on cloud 9 while being obliterated.
Quackity scoffed.
Quackity:"you like that,you fucking cop?~"
Karl quickly nodded,drool dripping down onto him and Quackitys pants.
Quackity rolled his head back again.
He let out a stifled moan before pulling Karl off and jerking himself off before finishing.
Quackity loudly groaned as he aimed it all at Karl's face,and that exactly where it landed.
Karl's mouth open,tongue slightly sticking out as he saw Quackity squirt it on his face.
He breathed heavily.
Quackitys body was stiff for a few seconds before it collapsed.
Quackity held himself up by his arms as he leaned back.
His chest going up and down,trying to get back to his regular breathing pattern.
They both sat there,defeated and satisfied.
Karl leaned on the side of the door as he inhaled the air he was stripped from for about 3 minutes.
It was quiet,just their breathing audible.
They sat there catching their breaths for about 2 minutes before it was mostly back to normal.
Quackity sighed and sat up straight so he could get a blunt and a lighter out of his back pocket.
Karl looked up at him,white drops of cum all over his face,drool still dripping from his bottom lip.
Quackity put the blunt in his mouth and held his hand over the lighter flame before taking his first hit.
What he thought earlier couldn't have been more wrong,this night definitely got better.
Quackity took the joint out of his mouth and exhaled the drug as he admired the dark scenery.
Since he was taking in the sights,Karl grabbing the joint caught him a little off guard.
He thought he was about to put it out on the floor but instead he put it in his mouth and took a hit.
Quackity laughed.
Quackity:"you just love having things in your mouth,don't you..."
Karl s breathed out the smoke with the joint still in his mouth as he got up.
Quackity:"what's the rush,officer?"
Karl:"turn around."