➼𝒦𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎/𝒸𝓇𝑒𝓌 𝒷𝑜𝓎𝓈 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓉𝓈 [𝟨] ✮

"We're guys,ofcourse we expolore eachothers bodies!" (Karlity) 💬

Karl x Quackity
Text fic💬
Song: texting sounds
Hey guys,I have a text fic for u🖼️
IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPPER FADEEEE....

Guy I nutted in on 14.10.2024 (Quackity)

K:
Hey
I need you for this tik tok trend

Q:
You're 24

K:
Can we not talk about that rn?

Q:
No I think we should
Why are YOU (a 24 year old with taxes and a job) asking ME (a 23 year old also with taxes and a job) to do a tiktok trend

K:
You are fucking useless.
Genuinely,what are you even good for.

Q:
Sex
😏

K:
Will you do this or not?

Q:
Fine
I'm not dancing though

K:
It's fine I'm not gonna post it anyway

Q:
Oh my god.
Just tell me what you want me to do

K:
Stop acting like this is one sided,we're doing this together? Smh.
Ok so
Yk that trend where it's like two people and their like "we're ___,ofcourse we're
gonna ___!"

Q:
Yeah

K:
We should do that but do it w guys

Q:
Ok?

K:
Ok
YOU START

Q:
K
We're guys,ofcourse we pee pee and poo poo😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!

K:
Be serious.

Q:
Ok
We're guys,ofc we're gonna drink beer and do car stuff and wear blue and be strong!
Actually- let me change that
We're guys,ofcourse we think fart is funny!!!
Wait I have a better one
We're GUYS,of ofcourse one of us is gonna be 24 and still do tik tok🤣

K:
I hate you
Why did I even text you

Q:
Bc u have no other friends

K:
I'm the most social person you know but
Ok,I'll text corpse.

Q:
Wait
Ok hear me out
We're guys! ofcourse we Skibidi Ohio fanum tax grimace shake rizz Kai cenat gyatt!

*Karl Jacobs went offline*

Q:
Karl?
Come back
NOW😡
Please🥺🥺🥺🥺

K:
You're the worst person ever.

Q:
I cant think of anything us "guys" do
We're not very...
Idk,traditional?

K:
I guess your right☹️

Q:
I mean,what were u gonna say? "We're guys! Ofc we watch kids cartoons and paint our nails!"
That's not very guy-like

K:
Yeah,I get it.
Let's do smt else
Let's do with fwb

Q:
Now ur talkin😎
Ok
We're FWB,ofcourse we have sex every single day for a million hours!!!!

K:
I ask
So Little,of you.
And this
Is how,
You respond?
You have one job? One job that's gonna make me so happy
And yet you do this.

Q:
Ok ok
We're FWB,ofcourse im ''''''secretly'''''' inlove with my best friend?

K:
Yes!! Good!!
Ok
We're FWB,ofcourse i HATE when my partner cancels on sex plans😆

Q:
What? I Never cancel?

K:
Yeah u do?
"Awww I'm Quackity,I have law schwool wwahhhhh wahhhhh wahhhh wahhh I'm a wittle poopy baby🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😢😢"

Q:
Wow

K:
Ur acting like I'm above hiding under a table and sucking you off smh
I have no shame

Q:
You'd do that?

K:
We're guys! Ofcourse we don't tell our partners about our other relationships!

Q:
You tell me everything
And I tell you everything
Now your just lying for clout.
For da gram.
For da tik tok.

K:
Ok
Keep telling yourself that I'm not getting pounded by corpse every day

Q:
???

K:
We're FWB,ofcourse we're 100% comfortable with each other!

Q:
No? No? Don't just gloss over that??
R u fucking corpse????

K:
I'm not
I was kidding
We're fwb,ofcourse we made having sex and being best friends work!

Q:
Karl,no we didn't???
I'm litteraly inlove with you

K:
Right,ofcourse you are
And I'm inlove with you too

Q:
Actually shut the fuck up
You don't mean that

K:
Yk You say that every single time I tell you bc you can't actually handle me liking you back

Q:
Orrrr maybe it's bc your to scared to go from best friends to lovers bc what if it fails

K:
Well...
Lex We've been best friends for years
What if u don't actually love me and then we stop being friends bc it didn't work out

Q:
Im not having this conversation with you.
We talked about this last week
And the week before that
And the two days before that too
At this point we're overcomplicating shit

K:
EXACTLY so I say we just keep being friends bc we already act like a couple anyway!😆

Q:
BUT I say we should just say fuck it and date already! 😆

K:
I hate this.
Yk what
Fine
Let's date,boyfriend❤️

Q:
Don't give me that half assed energy
I want you to show up at my apartment window with a big boombox over your shoulder while singing to win my love
Or take me out to dinner

K:
Well....
We always sing together in the car so you know I don't have a great singing voice?
And we got to chick fil a like every single day

Q:
I need you to show me that you love me as much as i do.
Like
It's complicated dude
I obviously really care about you
And you obviously really care about me to since we've been friends since preschool
Like we don't even have to say "I love you" anymore it's so obvious
But I still wanna feel that you like me romantically as much as I like you romantically

K:
Yeah I know..
I'm sorry,ok?
I show you all my affection I have no idea how I'm supposed to show MORE??
I've given you all my love for the past 10 years how do I give you more??

Q:
I Don't know bro
It's not like I wanna change anything either??
I want things to be the way they are just with the whole relationship aspect kinda...added to it?
Like
Idk
I'm rambling,I'm sorry.

K:
It's fine.
Your right,we should just say fuck it and date already.
I killed your goldfish in fourth grade and were still friends? I'm not going anywhere and you aren't either

Q:
Ok.
I love you

K:
God your so weird...

Q:
Can you stay serious for one second?

K:
I'm sorry you know how weird this is...
I love you too
Pizza Tomorrow? At that new restaurant down the street?

Q:
Sure sounds good :)

K:
Great
I'll bring my boombox.