We start the scene close to where the last episode left off. Patty, Scratch, Molly and Nightwolf, and the rest of the family are reviewing some of the town's people music talents for the concert, to which Patty constantly rejects
Group of men: ♪ My dear Doreen my dear Doreen ♪
Group of men: ♪ She stole my spleen ♪
Patty: Nope!
She ringing the musical triangle
Patty: Pass!
She tells the 4 dogs to bark rhythmically
Patty: Hard pass!
[4 dogs whine]
He plays bassoon out of tune
Patty: Get off the stage!
They stepping in
Molly: Okay, thank you! That were...that were really something. We'll be in touch!
Scratch: Well, I'm glad I don't have eardrums, 'cause they would be bleeding!
Pete: I don't think they were all bad, and Darryl clearly liked it. Right, Darryl?
He dancing with this hood up
Darryl: Huh? Sorry, I was listening to Atomic Pink. Didn't hear any of that.
Nightwolf: Look, those acts were fine, but is fine really good enough for the first concert in Brighton's new and improved bandshell?
Patty: No! We need something that'll rock this town!
She dances
Molly: Exactly! Like Kenny Star.
Sharon: Who's Kenny Star?
They jumps in the screen and pulls down a projector screen, transitioning from the bandshell to her room
Nightwolf: Kenny Star is Brighton's biggest celebrity. Well, technically he was born in Tuscaloosa, but his great-great grandmother's second cousin once removed did summer school here, which means Kenny's basically a Brightonian! Check him out!
He staring at the ceiling
Scratch: When did you both get a projector?
They pulls him out of the way
Kenny Star: ♪ I'm just a red-blooded ♪
Kenny Star: ♪ Hard-working regular guy ♪
Kenny Star: ♪ Don't need no caviar ♪
Kenny Star: ♪ Just give me ♪
Kenny Star: ♪ Burgers and fries ♪
Kenny Star: ♪ I ain't ever shopped
Kenny Star: ♪ On Rodeo Drive ♪
Kenny Star: ♪ I'm just an ordinary guy ♪
Kenny Star: ♪ I'm just a sports-lovin' ♪
They crowd cheering
Kenny Star: ♪ Truck-drivin' average dude ♪
Kenny Star: ♪ I'm just an ordinary guy ♪
[Eagle screeches]
Kenny Star: ♪ Work in a cubicle
Kenny Star: ♪ Ordinary guy ♪
Kenny Star: ♪ I drive a soccer carpool ♪
Kenny Star: ♪ Ordinary guy ♪
[Eagle screeches]
Pete: Just like me!
She angered
Sharon: No! Nothing like you! Never trust a musician! They'll listen to your self-produced demo tapes, promise to make you a star, and leave you standing in the rain with an acoustic guitar and a suitcase full of broken dreams!
Pete: Uh...what?
Scratch: People! This guy is a huge celebrity! He's never stepping foot in Brighton!
Molly: Oh, really? Wait 'til you see what We have planned!
They pulls another screen down showing full research on Kenny Star
Scratch: Ah! We're going to murder him!
They pushing Scratch
Nightwolf: What? No! Right now, Kenny's tour bus is on its way to Cleveland, and we are going to intercept him! Assuming Kenny is, as his song states, an "ordinary man", who weighs approximately 180 pounds, and his tour bus, which leaves from here at noon, traveling 65 miles an hour,
Nightwolf: add in his insatiable need...
He sighs
Nightwolf: for a fresh cup of Colombian dark roast every 3.2 hours,
He drink the cup of Colombian dark roast
He gulps
Nightwolf: factoring in a stiff easterly wind from this high-pressure system, and his need to stretch his perfect porcelain legs to avoid varicose veins, he'll be arriving at this highway rest stop near Brighton in exactly...
He shows Molly's tablet with timer
Nightwolf: thirty minutes!
Sharon: Molly and Nightwolf...that were...
Pete: Brilliant!
Scratch: Absolutely insane!
He goes next to Molly and Nightwolf
Scratch: Did you both stay up all night half-baking that plan?
Their eyes drift away from each for a second
Molly: Huh? Sorry, Nightwolf and I fell asleep with our eyes open for a second. What'd you say? Oh, yes, right. We stayed up all night working on this. Because Brighton deserves the greatest concert ever! And when it comes to people we care about, McGee's go the extra mile!
Scratch: Well, I'm not a McGee, and I hate extra miles! Count me out!
They smiling
Molly: Okay!
The McGee's go outside, ready to go intercept the music star
They walking to the car, sing-song
Molly: Oh, Scratch!
He being pulled by the curse, he tries to hold on to the floor but fails
Scratch: Nope. No-no-no-no-nope!
He groaning
Scratch: This is kidnapping! I'm under duress!
He shudders
Scratch: I hate this curse.
They grunts
[Garbage cans clatter]
He lands on Molly and Nightwolf's head
Molly: Now let's go get Kenny Star!
She stop mowing grass
Unnamed Brighton Female Resident: Kenny Star!
The McGee's neighbor, after hearing the news, goes on to pass the word, until everyone in Brighton learn about Kenny's concert
Patty: Kenny Star!
Patty: Here!
Unnamed Brighton Female Resident: It's gonna be huge!
Kenny Star Female Fan #1: There's going to be pyrotechnics, and...
Kenny Star Female Fan #2: Acrobatics, and...
She eating a donut
Councilwoman: A real live eagle!
She live the phone
Andrea: It's gonna be the greatest concert ever! See you there, BBs!
Back to the McGee's homes. The McGee's are ready to leave when their other neighbor jumps on top of the car
He screams
Kenny Star Female Fan #3: Have you heard the news!? Kenny Star's playing at the bandshell tonight! It's happening! It's finally happening! My hopes are as high as my dreams right now!
She wearing a cowboy and dances
Sharon: Uh, actually--
Molly: That's right! He will definitely be here, and you can count on it!
They chuckles
Everyone looks at Molly and Nightwolf
Nightwolf: What? Cat's out of the bag, might as well feed it some mice!
The family reach the as station but noticed that Kenny Star isn't there
Scratch: Well, well, well, would you look at that?
[Wind blows]
Scratch: He's not here. Humph.
He mockingly gestures as if he were sad just to get run over by a Kenny's tour bus
[Eagle screeches]
He shudders
Scratch: Whoa.
Molly: I'm sorry, you were saying?
He stepping off bus
(???): Somebody get me a Colombian dark roast.
They kneeling
Nightwolf: Mister Kenny Star, you may not know this, but there's a whole town full of extraordinarily ordinary people, just like you, who are counting on you to make their wildest dreams come true.
They look a photo of bandshell concert
Nightwolf: I'm talking about Brighton, home of the bravest Wilder Scouts, awesome-st junior softball team, and the most efficient elderly construction crew you've ever seen! Please, Mister Kenny Star, embrace your Brightonian roots and come play our newly rebuilt bandshell tonight! Make your great-great grandma's second cousin once removed proud!
(???): I don't know who you both are, little ladies, but that was the most beautiful speech I've ever heard. Just one problem. I'm not Kenny Star.
He reveal a bald stunt double
Kenny Star Stunt Double: I'm his stunt double.
Molly: Oh...
They rushes inside the bus looking for Kenny
Molly: Hello? Kenny?
[Chicken squawking]
Molly: Mm, Kenny?
[Objects clattering]
They comes out of the bus
Molly: Um...
They chuckles
Molly: Where's Kenny?
Kenny Star Stunt Double: Thirty thousand feet in the air on his private jet.
He pointing up
The camera rushes upwards to show Kenny's jet and Kenny having an interview
Kenny Star: Oh, I'm an ordinary man. I put my rhinestone britches on one leg at a time, just like everybody else.
Back to the Gas station
Kenny Star Stunt Double: I'm sorry, miss, but there's nothing I can do. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to use the restroom.
The stunt double hops into a cannon and shoots himself inside the gas station
He crash
[Toilet flushing]
Molly: How could this happen? We planned for everything... except for this. Now we don't have any band for tonight.
He cackles
Scratch: That's music to my ears. 'Cause I told you both this was a ridiculous idea! Listen, let's go grab some ice cream sandwiches and beef jerky while we're here. I mean, we made the drive and all.
He wear the soda guzzler helmet and slurps the soda
Nightwolf: Let's go...
Sharon: Another rock star, another broken dream. Best you both learn this lesson early, kids.
Scratch: Wait, what? I mean, that... that's it? You're giving up? Aren't you both gonna, you know, be all positive and optimistic and annoying?
Molly: No, Scratch. We tried our best. And it didn't work. We let everyone down.
The McGee's heading home while Scratch stays
He then starts to hear Molly and Nightwolf's voice in his head to his annoyance
Molly's voice: And when it comes to people we care about, McGee's go the extra mile!
Scratch: Nope! No, no, no! Get out of my head! That's not what's happening here!
Molly's voice: people we care about,
Scratch: I don't care about anyone! And also, I can't hear you! La la la la la!
Molly's voice: McGee's go
Scratch: I'm not a McGee!
Molly's voice: the extra mile!
Scratch: No, no, no!
He straining
Scratch: Okay, fine! You both win! I'll fix this! But it doesn't mean anything!
Scratch POV
He goes on to try and catch Kenny's jet
Scratch: Yow!
He groans and straining
Scratch: I tell you what,
He fails since the jet is too fast for him
He exhales
Scratch: plane's too fast. Nobody likes a show off, sir!
He panting
Scratch: Okay! All right! Plan B.
He uses his eyes as binoculars and spots a tour bus in the distance
Scratch: Ooh, a tour bus! I mean, bands all sound the same these days, right?
[High-pitched voice]
Scratch: Yeah, they sure do, Scratch! You're great at this!
[Normal voice]
Scratch: Thanks, Plan B!
[High-pitched voice]
Scratch: Yeah, bud, no problem. Here when you need me.
He rushes towards the bus and possesses the driver, heading to Brighton
Molly and Nightwolf POV
The scene switches to Molly and Nightwolf, who's still in the car also heading to Brighton
Nightwolf: All that work Brighton put into rebuilding the bandshell, and now We've ruined the big debut.
Sharon: Look, Molly and Nightwolf, it's not that bad.
Sharon: I'm sure everyone will understand.
In the bandshell, everyone is waiting for Kenny
They crowd cheering
They chanting
Crowd: Kenny! Kenny! Kenny!
They chanting continues
Crowd: Kenny!
Patty: Good thing I got my new hip,
She smack her butt
She cackles
Patty: 'cause Patty is gonna shake it tonight!
McGee's: Oh, boy...
Nightwolf: Oh, Great Spirit...
They crowd cheering
Sharon: You both don't have to go up there by yourself. We'll go as a family.
Molly: Thanks, Mom, but We must face the non-music...alone.
Scratch POV
Next scene shows Scratch trying to drive the tour bus to the bandshell
Band Manger: Uh, are you sure this is the way to Cleveland?
Scratch as Bus Driver: Uh, yep, Cleveland. The... land of Cleve, that's where we're going!
He hitting a farmer and donkey
They screaming
Molly and Nightwolf POV
They crowd cheering
They chanting
Crowd: Kenny! Kenny! Kenny!
They chanting continuous
Crowd: Kenny!
They laughs awkardly
Nightwolf: Hi....everyone. So, good news and bad news. The good news is we're all here, you know, together, and We are so happy...
They fell the microphone
[Microphone feedback]
Nightwolf: to see all your many, many smiling faces.
Patty: Less talking, more rocking!
Molly: Yes. So, the bad news...
Scratch POV
The scene quickly cuts to shows Scratch still trying to drive, he cuts the road and goes right through a meadow of corn patches
He hitting a scarecrow, tractor and U.F.O aliens
They screaming
Molly and Nightwolf POV
Scene goes back to Molly at the bandshell
Molly: The truth is, We promised you a big star, but We made a terrible mistake--
He arrives and crashes through the back of the bandshell, almost hitting Molly and Nightwolf
They crowd gasps
Man with Dentures: Well, time to get back to work.
Scratch as Bus Driver: Everybody out, go, go, go! Get on stage now!
Scratch as Bus Driver: Wait, I got a star! Maybe even more than one!
Nightwolf: What? Who?
Scratch: How should I know? Just go with it!
Molly: You see, We made the mistake of telling them that Brighton doesn't like to rock!
Crowd: No! We love to rock!
They crowd cheering
Nightwolf: Okay, well, now that we got that cleared up, enjoy the show!
They leaves the stage
They crowd cheering
As Molly and Nightwolf gets off stage, the band that Scratch had brought is revealed to be Atomic Pink
She proceeds to give her concert despite the stage being partly wreaked
Atomic Pink: Hello, Cleveland! Your city is smaller than we thought it would be!
He listening music on his phone when he realizes what is going on
He gasps
Darryl: It's Atomic Pink!
(Singing in Korean)
(Chorus chanting)
(Singing in Korean)
Atomic Pink: ♪ Something good's gonna come, yeah ♪
Atomic Pink: ♪ When you least expect it ♪
Backup Singers: ♪ Boom boom boom boom when you least expect it ♪
Backup Singers: ♪ Boom boom boom boom ♪
Atomic Pink and Backup Singers: ♪ Here it comes boom boom boom boom ♪
Unnamed Brighton Female Resident: Well, that's not Kenny Star!
Patty: Who cares? Ah! Listen to that beat!
Atomic Pink: ♪ When you least expect it ♪
He gets in stage and dances with the band
Atomic Pink: ♪ When I dropped that boom ♪
Atomic Pink: ♪ I knew you were surprised ♪
Atomic Pink: ♪ First you're watching and don't believe your eyes ♪
She clap her hands and dances
Atomic Pink: ♪ Don't give up even if you feel sad ♪
Now everyone feel enthusiastic crowd cheering
Atomic Pink: ♪ Get your costume on so you're gonna get lucky ♪
Crowd: Lucky!
Atomic Pink: ♪ Everybody needs a hand ♪
Atomic Pink: ♪ But you can't understand ♪
Atomic Pink: ♪ if you see the plan ♪
Atomic Pink: ♪ Any trouble you have will be effectively corrected ♪
Atomic Pink: ♪ When you least expect it ♪
They backstage along with Scratch
Molly: Scratch! You saved the day! You went the extra mile because you're a real McGee now!
They hugs him
Scratch: What? No, no, there's a perfectly reasonable, uh, explanation why I had to--
Nightwolf: Just embrace it, buddy.
Scratch: All right. Well, maybe I'm, like, uh, you know, McGee-adjacent.
He hugs Molly and Nightwolf back
Atomic Pink: ♪ When you least expect it ♪
They crowd cheering
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee! ♪