[Week two]
[Maths class]
Chris- Well done everyone! Donna, much better today, now...for the homework
Gwen- [groans]
Kate- yay! We haven't got any homework yet!
Yaz- yes Kate, and we want to KEEP it that way!
13- [yawns] Yaz is right. I haven't been this exhausted since...well...forever!
River- [laughs] maybe that's because you kept jumping from one bed to another ALL NIGHT
Yaz- you could hear that from all the way across the hall?
Amy- we thought someone was being murdered!
13- Yaz's fault
Yaz- hey!
13- you rugby tackled me!
Yaz- yeah well...you wouldn't stop rapping hamilton in my ear so-
13- [sticks her tounge out at her]
9- what I really want to know is...Amy, if you thought someone was being murdered...why didn't leave your room to go and check?
Amy- I...was comfy...
Donna- wow, good to know we can rely on you when one us is actually dying!
Chris- Enough! Nobody's going to die!
[He starts handing out the homework]
Kate- I don't remember them messing around, because 'I' was asleep! [Says proudly]
Osgood- Me too
Yaz- dreaming about extra homework no doubt-
Kate- Actually, I dreamt about the TARDIS
Master- Yeah well, keep dreaming, nerd. Because your not never going to win
Kate- I already won, thank you very much. After class on Monday-
Master- [laughs] are you okay in the head? There's no way that happened!
13- no really, she did! We all saw it, didn't we?
[She looks at her roommates]
Yaz- Yep
Osgood- [nods] it was very funny
SpyMaster- [shocked]
Master- I still don't by it
Kate- Your just jealous because you haven't won!
Master- Yet! I haven't won...yet. just you wait, I've got something amazing planned
10- [intrigued]
Chris- Oh really?
Master- [looks up]
Chris- would that 'something' be the hundreds of feathers that suddenly appeared on top of the fan before class-
Master- [looks down] feathers? What...feathers?
Chris- you can act dumb all you want, Koschei, but I keep a hidden camera in my desk
Master- you WHAT
Jack- he's been caught!
Ianto- [laughs]
Master- Shut up! Both of you!
Ianto- [flinches, slightly]
[The fan goes off and covers everyone in feathers]
[Gwen screams]
Amy- ugh, I just washed my hair!
11- [puts one in his mouth]
River- [exhales deeply]
Chris- Kosch, your out of the rule game
Master- But-
Chris- and you can stay behind after class to clean up your mess!
Master- that's not fair!
Chris- it's completely fair
[He turns to the rest of the class]
Chris- you may leave, but take the homework sheets with you
9- anyone fancy chicken for lunch? [He throws some feathers over Rose]
Rose- stop it, you
9- cluck cluck
[Everyone leaves the class, except Koschei and...]
Master- John?
10- mhm?
[He starts collecting feathers and shoving them into a large bag]
Master- Crummy Chris told me to clean up, not you
10- [laughs at the insult] I know. But I want to help
Master- alright then weirdo. Suit yourself.
[He tosses more into the bag]
10- that was a great way to end the lesson!
Master- not for me, I'm out, remember?
10- oh yeah...
Master- but...your not-
10- no- I-
Master- you need to win so you can tell me ALL about the TARDIS
10- I'm sure anyone would be happy to-
Master- No no! It has to be you! Your my mate
10- mate?
Master- yeah, don't humble yourself. I know I'm famous but-
10- [snorts]
Master- So, what do you say? Do you want me to help you win?
10- yes, but-
Master- but what?
10- leave the ideas to me, I'm probably better at it
Master- whatever you say! [Throws the bag into John's arms and walks towards the door]
10- where are you off to?
Master- I've got some sabotaging to do!
10- Kosch-
Master- Make sure the room is clean before next lesson!
10- I'm not your slave!
Master- And yet your doing everything I tell you to do-
10- you better do a good job taking out my competition then-
Master- Oh, don't worry, I will-
[He laughs before leaving the room]
[Not long later]
[John leaves the classroom and walks into the nearby lab]
10- hello?
Bill- [spins around, wearing a lab coat] can I help you?
10- are you allowed to be in here?
Bill- [nods] I asked Steven, after class
10- does that mean...I broke a rule?
Bill- I don't think wandering into a lab was on the chalkboard. Nice try though-
10- [walks over to the chemistry set]
Bill- Don't-
10- I wasn't going to touch it!
Bill- Good, because I need it
10- for the game?
Bill- [nods]
10- but...we don't have chemistry today? So what could you possibly have planned?
Bill- wait and see
10- wait and see? Do you have any idea how irritating that is?!
Bill- [spins him around] I'll be worth it, now scoot-
10- Do you have any ideas for what I could do?
Bill- Nope, sorry
10- [frowns]
Bill- but, if you actually read through the chalkboard, then I'm sure you'll come up with something
10- okay. Good luck with...whatever it is your doing
Bill- You'll find out soon enough, so long as you stay in the building
10- [an idea starts to form in his head] that's a great idea!
Bill- What is?
10- I've got to go! [Runs away]
Bill- what is it? What did I say?
[The corridor, near the cafeteria]
[Ryan's on Graham's shoulders]
Ryan- to the left-
Graham- [moves left]
Ryan- [draws on the wall] and...back to the right-
Graham- [moves right]
Ryan- down a bit!
Graham- [sighs] haven't you drawn enough already?
Ryan- I want to complete it! Now down a bit!
Graham- [crouches down]
Ryan- thanks, I'm almost done- Dan, any updates?
Dan- [on lookout, around the corner] all clear!
Graham- why couldn't I be on lookout?
Ryan- because your taller...up, up, I can't reach!
Dan- only by an inch!
Ryan- two inches, at least
Graham- two and a half, actually
Dan- are we still talking about height or?
[The Master walks up to Dan, holding a mug of hot chocolate]
Master- what are you up to?
Dan- [moves so he can't see round the corner] just...standing...here
Master- hm [He slurps his drink really loudly] ah...delicious
Dan- w- what's that?
Master- It's hot chocolate, they're serving it in the cafeteria. Pity though, it's almost ran out-
Dan- do they have marshmallows?
Master- Yep! And flakes!
Dan- [He runs off]
Master- [laughs and walks round the corner]
Ryan- Dan. What are you- oh, it's you-
Master- can I help?
Graham- so you can mess it all up? No way!
Ryan- yeah, you already lost. Get over it
Master- [drops the mug all over the floor, it smashes] whoops.
Graham- [groans]
Master- I'll go get a teacher-
Ryan- no! We'll get caught!
Master- not my problem
Graham- that's sabotage! It's against the rules-
Master- Fine, 'I' won't tell a teacher to come and clean it up. But I can't hang around all day-
[He walks off]
Ryan- what if he tells someone?
Graham- it won't count
[Meanwhile]
[In the cafeteria]
Kate- [reading alone, peacefully]
Master- [taps her on the shoulder]
Kate- [looks up] can I help you?
Master- t-there's a mug splattered all over the floor- that way-
[He points]
Kate- well...why haven't you told a teacher?
Master- I..I'm too nervous
Kate- but aren't you the boy that always shouts at people in class?
Master- no? That doesn't sound like me at all!
Kate- but I-
Master- [sits down next to her] that sounds like Koschei! I'm owen. People are always getting up mixed up, it's quite upsetting actually [fake frowns]
Kate- Oh, sorry! I don't want to make anyone upset!
Master- It's okay. But could you please tell a teacher- Ryan...fell and hurt-
Kate- of course! You can count on me!
[She runs over to a teacher]
Master- [laughs, steals her orange juice cartoon, and walks off, pleased with himself]
[Not long later]
Graham- [puts Ryan down] done?
Ryan- done
[They look up at the art]
[Suddenly, Kate and the cook appear]
Cook- Boys! What on earth?!
Kate- [confused]
Ryan- It wasn't me!
Cook- It clearly was you!
[She looks at the paintbrush in Ryan's hand]
Kate- O- Owen said you were hurt-
Graham- Owen?
Kate- [nods] he..he told me someone broke a mug and-
Ryan- you must be confused, that was Koschei, not Owen
Kate- but-
Cook- Kate? Who was it? I need to know. They'll be out for sabotage
Kate- Well I'm not sure anymore but...he said his name was Owen
Cook- Owen Harper?
Kate- I...I guess so
Ryan- [groans]
Graham- Does this mean we're still in? Since it was Sabotage?
Cook- Normally, yes. But-
Ryan and Graham- But?
Cook- You lied to me, about what you did. Therefore you broke a rule AFTER the sabotage
Graham- [looks at Ryan] you idiot!
Ryan- I thought we could get away with it!
Graham- you didn't think very hard then did you!
Kate- [tearing up] this is all my fault
[They stop arguing]
Graham- no- Kate- it's not
Ryan- yeah. You couldn't have known. And if I WAS injured, you would have helped
Kate- [wipes away the tears] sorry, I don't usually-
Graham- why don't you come and have lunch with us?
Kate- a- are you sure?
Graham- yeah! I need some help with the maths homework. It'll be good to have someone SMART around [glares at Ryan]
Dan- [wanders around the corner with a hot chocolate, happy]
Ryan- Dan!
Dan- [looks at everyone, and the teacher] Oh....um
Graham- where the hell have you been?!
Dan- I...er
[He moonwalks away]
[Kate laughs]
[Meanwhile]
10- [walks into a room labeled 'gadgets'] I can't believe they have ALL this out in the open!
Master- [leans by the door] talking to yourself?
10- [Jumps] Kosch! H- how long have you-
Master- long enough to know you're going to be in SO much trouble if you get caught. I can't wait!
10- I won't get caught!
Master- we'll see. Anyway, I came here to tell you that's I've got Graham, Ryan and Owen out of the game-
10- three people already! Wow
Master- It's so much more fun that actually playing!
10- you're just saying that because you lost-
Master- [shoves him] whatever-
10- [Stumbles back into a box]
Master- [laughs]
10- hang on... [looks through the box] yes! Thats exactly what I need!
Master- what is it?
10- [He holds up a vortex manipulator
Teleportation, here I come!
Master- woah...give us a try! [He reaches for it]
10- no way! I found it, I get to use it! And you've already broken a rule-
Master- I've broken hundreds actually
10- exactly
[He stuffs it into his pocket]
Master- I've got to go now! Lots of stuff to do!
10- okay, have fun sabotaging
Master- have fun getting caught!
[He leaves the room]
10- [laughs]
[The girls common room]
Rose- wow! They have sofas!
Martha- and a TV!
Sarah Jane- It's very small though-
Martha- Who cares? It's a TV! We can watch La La Land!
Rose- I love la la land!
Donna- you two are adorable
Martha- [blushes]
Donna- ooo, look, a wardrobe!
[She opens it]
Rose- [Jumps onto the sofa] it's so comfy...
Donna- forget the sofa! I've just hit the jackpot!
Sarah Jane- what is it?
Donna- come see for yourself!
[They all gather around the wardrobe]
Martha- woah
[It's got heaps of dress up costumes]
Rose- bagsy the fairy!
[She grabs it]
Donna- here's an idea...let's have a fashion show!
Sarah Jane- I'll be the judge! Then I can wear this!
[She holds up a grey wig]
Rose- [throws stuff all over the floor] some of these are really realistic...
Martha- and they seem to have something from every century...
[Not long later]
Sarah Jane- Welcome to the talent show!
[She turns to the pillows that Martha put googlily eyes on]
Sarah Jane- I call up...Martha Jones!
Martha- [walks out, in a medevil Doctor's outfit]
Sarah Jane- Or should I say Doctor Jones! You look incredible
Martha- Thanks! [giggles and sits down on the sofa]
Sarah Jane- Next...Queen Rose Tyler...
Rose- [walks out wearing a really puffy spacesuit]
Sarah Jane- What happened to the fairy?
Rose- she's underneath! It's a space fairy!
Martha- [claps enthusiasticly]
Sarah Jane- Very good very good
[Rose takes a seat next to Martha]
Sarah Jane- And last, but definitely not least, we have the one and only...Donna Noble!
Donna- [dramatically walks into the room, wearing a wedding dress]
[They all laugh, Martha looks at her, mesmerized]
Donna- Yes, your all invited to the wedding
Rose- who are you getting married to? Jack?
Sarah Jane- ooo
Donna- oh shut up! [Jumps onto her on the sofa]
Rose- [squeals]
Martha- you looks lovely Donna
Donna- thanks, but I'd like to get out of it as soon as possible. It's very uncomfortable
[She walks back to the dorm]
9- [walks by] can I come?
Donna- huh?
9- to the wedding? [He looks at the dress]
Donna- Oh, very funny. What are you doing in the girls dorm anyway?
9- I-
Donna- let me guess, your here to see the space fairy
9- space fairy?
Donna- yeah. She's in the common room with the Medevil Doctor and The tall haired judge
9- right...sounds like a party!
[She walks into her room]
[9 heads to the common room]
[Donna suddenly hears someone]
[She opens the door]
10- oh, hello!
Donna- what do you want? I'm about to get undressed-
10- have you seen-
Donna- no! Now go away!
10- [He stops the door from closing] Donna, right?
Donna- Yes [She crosses her arms] What's it to you?
10- I'm John, we haven't properly met yet
Donna- [She looks at the teleporter in John's hand] What's that?
10- do you want to see?
Donna- Not really but-
10- I was going to show Jack but-
Donna- Jack! [Laughs] he's Russell's handsome little rich boy. Bet he's seen everything there is to see already! So go on then!
10- okay...
[He presses the button]
[He teleports to the roof of a nearby building, above torchwood]
10- yes! It worked!
Donna- [screams]
10- [turns around] Wot?! No- that shouldn't have happened. It was only supposed to take one!
Donna- I'm on a roof... I'M. ON. A. ROOF!
10- Donna, calm down-
Donna- Calm down?!
[She marches towards him]
Donna- Send me back, now!
10- I...I don't know how
Donna- you what?
10- [gulps] Idon'tknowhow
Donna- Do you see what I'm wearing?!
10- Yes. It looks very nice-
Donna- Thank you. But that's NOT THE POINT. WE ARE ON THE ROOF AND I AM IN A SHORT SLEEVE DRESS
[She shivers]
10- [takes off his brown jacket and wraps it around her] better?
Donna- it would be better if I wasn't- [She walks over to the edge] 60 feet away from the lovely...SAFE...floor!
10- [feels guilty]
Donna- but...I guess the jacket does help...
10- [cheers up] It's my best one!
Donna- It's very long...
10- I wanted a trenchcoat, but they don't have any in my size
Donna- [laughs] of course not! Your so small someone could step on you-
10- hey!
Donna- So...what are we going to do?
10- well...there's a hatch over there-
Donna- great!
10- but it's locked-
Donna- well aren't you the carrier of good news!
[She sits down, annoyed]
[Meanwhile]
[Bill's in the boiler room, pouring chemicals into a pipe]
12- boo!
Bill- [turns around] stop that! I thought you were a teacher!
12- what are you up to? Actually, I don't care
Bill- Well good because I wasn't going to tell you anyway!
12- [looks around the room]
Bill- can I help you? Or are you just going to lurk-
12- here-
[He hands her a fez]
Bill- thanks but...no thanks
12- it's not mine! I stole it!
Bill- then you can keep it! I'm a genius, not a theif
[She continues pouring the liquid]
12- but... I stole it from Amy, who stole it from River, who stole it from Matt. It was to stop them from arguing-
Bill- Matt has his own style, and there's nothing wrong with that-
12- I never said-
Bill- and River's clearly flirting-
12- what? No-
Bill- you and social cues don't really mix huh
12- I try my best...
Bill- don't worry. It's not bad. See here, I've mixed tons of chemicals that shouldn't be mixed. But it's to make something even more beautiful...
12- is...that an analogy?
Bill- See! You're getting the hang of it already!
12- well, I do consider myself ALSO a genius. You could learn alot from me actually
Bill- Oh really?
12- [steps forward and looks into the pipe] Let's see...H2O
Bill- stop trying to sound fancy, it's just water
12- mixed with Glycerin [He sniffs the air] soap and....detergent. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you've created bubbles
Bill- concentrated bubbles, actually
12- I better go get changed into my swim stuff then!
Bill- too late! [She closes the lid and pulls a lever]
[5 minutes before]
9- [walks into the girls common room]
Rose- Rah! [Jumps out]
9- [doesn't even flinch] Hello Rose
Rose- [pulls off her space helmet] well you could at least pretend to be scared!
9- what, like this? [He fake screams and runs around the room]
[Martha laughs]
9- where did you get all this stuff? Is your suitcase bigger on the inside?
Rose- would you like me to shove you in there so you can find out!
[She tackles him onto the sofa]
Sarah Jane- Honestly, they're like animals
Martha- [hits Sarah Jane with a pillow] I think your heads getting a bit too big for that wig!
Sarah Jane- Oi!
9- hey, Rosey. Got any costumes for me?
Rose- [grabs his hand] only like...hundreds! Come on!
[They walk over to the wardrobe]
Rose- See any you like?
9- your a... space fairy right?
Rose- Yep!
9- okay...then I'll be a space... [He picks up a space suit] pirate! [He picks up an eye patch]
Rose- perfect!
9- [starts taking off his shirt]
Martha- [squeals]
Sarah Jane- as a judge I am deeply disappointed. But as a teenage girl I am not going to tell you to stop.
Rose- Back off
9- [looks at her]
Rose- H- he's no Jack
9- [gasps] I'll have you know I'm just as irresistible as 'Jack harkness!'
Rose- Maybe but...he's got the confidence to flirt whereas you have the 'let's do a goofy ass dance in the middle of the room' kind of confidence
9- so what you mean to say is...I'm devilishly handsome, but I should flirt more?
Sarah Jane- Yes-
Martha- [nudges her] Sarah!
Sarah Jane- I said what I said
Rose- No. Your perfect the way you are. And the world doesn't need another Jack. One's plenty...
9- [grins] so...this 'goofy ass dance' how would it go exactly?
Rose- [laughs] I feel like there would be ALOT of head movement
9- [He starts dancing like a chicken]
Martha- aw man, we should have taken some of the feathers from this morning-
Sarah Jane- This dance is so bad it's brought back my inner judge [she adjusts the wig]
Rose- [smiles, Watching 9]
9- [pulls her into the dance]
Martha- Where's Donna? She would love this!
[Suddenly, the school sprinklers turn on and bubbles come out, falling down onto them]
(Bath bubbles btw)
9- [laughs]
Rose- [Jumps around trying to catch some]
Martha- It's like a giant bubble bath!
[The rest of the school are all running around in the mess]
Sarah Jane- Funny, we should have heard Donna scream at least once by now...
Rose- yeah...
[The roof]
10- [sits down next to Donna, defeated, and whistles a tune]
Donna- on the bright side, you'll probably die first. So at least I'll have a few minutes of peace and quiet before I go...
10- we're not going to die Donna, they'll find us eventually
Donna- yeah..and then...you'll loose the game
10- like you care! I bet you'd be happy to see me loose
Donna- it would be like Christmas!
10- [groans]
Donna- but..it wouldn't be fair. You clearly worked hard, even if you did accidently kidnap me
10- [laughs] your funny
Donna- what..for a girl?!
10- no, your just funny
Donna- Oh, thanks
10- when we get down, maybe we could start over?
Donna- what like...be friends?
10- yeah!
Donna- okay. But don't come near me with that device EVER again, got it?
10- [nods] it's not dangerous. It even has an emergency red button incase we get stu....oh
Donna- It has WHAT
10- whoops. That completely slipped my mind
Donna- you imbecile! I...I could slap you!
10- please don't
[He presses the button, they both appear back at Torchwood]
Donna- Um...why is there bubbles everywhere?
10- it wasn't me!
Donna- of course it wasn't you, we've both been on a roof!
10- [He plops some bubbles on her head]
Donna- Oi! [She throws some back, but he ducks]
[It lands on 9 instead]
9- [blows them away the best he can] thanks for that
Rose- [runs up to them all, then looks at 9] you missed some-
9- where?
Rose- on your nose, right...there [She puts more on his face and runs away]
9- get back here Rose Tyler!
Martha- Donna, where have you been? I thought you said you were going to get changed...
Donna- I am, now that I'm back on planet earth!
Martha- [confused]
10- well, I've got to dash! I've got a lie detector test waiting for me!
Martha- good luck
10- [runs off] Allons-y!
Martha- [looks at Donna] why does he always say that?
Donna- mental, that one
[The end of the day]
[John and Bill leave the lie detector test room]
Master- [runs over to John] well?
10- I passed!
Master- I knew you would!
10- funny, that's not what you said earlier-
Master- yeah well...someone has to keep your fat ego in check-
10- I've had enough of that today actually!
Master- [confused]
10- Donna Noble, mental, I tell ya
Owen- [marches over to Koschei] Ryan told me what you did!
Master- [laughs] oh really? Bet you can't prove it
Owen- I hate you!
Master- who?
Owen- y-
Master- asked
[Owen tackles him to the floor, Koschei fights back]
[12 runs over and pulls Owen off]
12- this would be so much easier if we weren't all covered in bubbles
Bill- [laughs, watching them all]
[John holds Koschei back]
Master- Your just a sore loser!
Owen- [screams and runs off]
Master- honestly. Some people are SO immature
10- Koschei...
Master- What?
[Later that night]
[10 walks into room 101]
Martha- do you mind? We're getting ready for bed here!
10- sorry, I just-
Donna- [walks out of the bathroom]
Oh, hello John
10- I found something amongst the gadgets. Thought you guys could use it to help you break some rules
Donna- thanks but, I'm already out
Martha- me too
Sarah Jane and Rose- we're not!
10- [He uncovers the present. Its a small metal dog]
Sarah Jane- he's so cute!
10- [hands the controller to Rose]
Rose- thanks
Donna- [smiles at John]
10- [He leaves the room] Don't tell Koschei! He wants us to sabotage everyone not help them! Oh and good luck!
Donna- thank you!
Sarah Jane- [crouches down to pet the dog]
Rose- aw look, they're practically best friends already!
Sarah Jane- Animals are much better than humans
Donna- even metal ones?
Sarah Jane- especially metal ones
Martha- So...what are you going to call him?
Sarah Jane- I was thinking...K-9?