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[Back to the tour, Vaggie was taking her turn explaining more about the hotel's role to redeeming demons so they can go to Heaven, most notably Angel Dust and (Name).]
Vaggie: "And we've almost been able to find all of Angel Dust's drug stashes... almost. And (Name hasn't had sex in like three weeks which if you're a succubus is a long time."
(Name): "I'm only slightly going through withdrawals. *Her eye twitches slightly*"
Charlie: "So, once that's out of the way, it should be much smoother sailing!"
Lucifer: "Well that certainly is, uhh... is-is something."
Charlie: "So, what do you think?"
Lucifer: "About what?"
Charlie: "The hotel."
Lucifer: "Oh! Yes! It does- it does look much better now, doesn't it? *chuckles* You know, but I'm thinking this railing needs work, one good push and you'd just go right over the edge! Whoopie! Bye bye! *chuckles*"
Charlie: "What? No, no, the plan, Dad! What do you think about using the hotel to help sinners?"
[No matter how much Lucifer hates to admit it, he wants Charlie to get one thing straight about what her plans are going.]
Lucifer: "*exhales* Alright, I mean, look, I love that you want to see the best in people, but these sinners, you know, they're just the worst. I, I don't know how much you can realistically expect from them, and Heaven? *Adjusts his collar* Hohooo boy, Heaven, is not exactly as carefree as you might think. Yeah, they have rules, lots of rules, and they aren't very open minded as you'd hope."
Charlie: "These are our people, Dad, I... I have to try!"
Lucifer: "Our "people" Charlie is awful! They got gifted free will and look what they did with it! Everything's terrible! *wheeze* I just don't want you to put yourself on the line for people like—"
[Lucifer was interrupted when a loud thud shakes the hotel, rocking the three of them on the balcony.]
Vaggie: "Geez! What now?!"
(Name): "I swear if they blew up the same fucking wall again."
Lucifer: "Well, like that."
[To prove his point, Lucifer gestured to a dozen of loan shark demon mafia on the ground holding a battering ram. The loan shark mafia were armed to the teeth with guns, melee weapons, and a battering ram as they ram the front door open. The leader of the loan shark mafia looks up at the balcony.]
Loan shark: "Mimzy! We know you're in there you lousy bitch!"
[Inside, the lobby, Mimzy realizes that the loan shark mafia found her and cartoonishly goes down in a sheepish wince, now already busted.]
Mimzy: "Oh shit."
[A portal opens up by Lucifer and all three of them return to the lobby as the loan shark mafia continues to ram the front door.]
Vaggie: Que Carajo?! (What the fuck?!)
Charlie: What's going on?!
(Name): "Mimzy what did you do?!"
Mimzy: "I maaaaaay be in trouble with some loan sharks. I may or may not have borrowed 50 grand from—*loud thud* Eep!"
[Scared, Mimzy cowards behind the bar counter to hide before peeking up to Charlie and Vaggie.]
Loan shark: "You better come out!"
Mimzy: "And I may have also stolen a car... and crashed it... into the loan shark's girlfriend, but that bitch had it coming!"
[Before Charlie and Vaggie could even respond, the windows and the walls were barraged with fireballs from the outside. The windows crashed and the floors are meteored with fireballs. Charlie and Vaggie screamed as more fireballs came raining on them. Niffty was horrified that the windows were destroyed after cleaning it so long ago. Angel Dust scoots back to his seat after a fireball nearly hits him.]
Niffty: "My windows!"
[Pentious realized what was happening while he was still holding his baked cookies.]
Sir Pentious: "Ah! We're under siege! *Dodges a fireball* Ah! Take cover!"
[Everyone in the hotel scrambles in panic and defense as more fireballs fall down on them. Charlie dodges one of the fireballs close to her. Niffty was nearly crushed by one fireball before Angel picks her up, shocked. (Name) grabs his hand and pulls them both away from the falling debris.]
Vaggie: "Look out!"
Angel Dust: "What the fuck?!"
[Angel throws Niffty out of the way, but she scurries around all over the lobby while Lucifer remains composed, oblivious to their dire situation. The lobby was on fire from the fireballs. Husk tries to put out the fire close to his bar, stomping on it in anger while Mimzy hides behind the counter. Angel runs for cover, and Pentious can be heard screaming as fireballs meteor through the windows. While everyone finds some cover, Lucifer gives Charlie a lecture that makes her angry enough to where her left eye twitches.]
Lucifer: "You, see? This is exactly what I'm talking about Charlie. You build something nice, you invite people in and offer them everything and they just bring violence and chaos to your doorstep. It doesn't matter how well intentioned you are, they're always going to disappoint you."
[Niffty was on the floor recovering the windows that were shattered, unaware that falling debris was about to crush her.]
Sir Pentious: "Niffty! Come along!"
[Pentious grabs Niffty before debris nearly crush her. Vaggie appears with her spear ready at arms.]
Vaggie: "All of you! Get a safe distance, I'll take care of this."
[Before Vaggie could go out to deal with the mafia, Alastor appears out of nowhere and places a hand on Vaggie's spear to lower it.]
Alastor: "No, my dear, leave it to me. It's time I remind everyone why I am here."
[Upon saying those sentence, Alastor turns demonic with his eyes turning to a radio dial. Mimzy pops up from the counter.]
Mimzy: "Oh, finally! Took you long enough!"
[Alastor goes into his demonic form as a green aura lights up from the outside. The mafia outside were just about to reload their catapult when they notice the eerie greenish glow before Alastor turns to his sinister demon form.]
Alastor: "A reminder to all, not to mess with the radio demon! *evil laugh*"
[With Alastor now in his demon form, he expands his tentacle tendrils outside where one smashes the catapult, the other killing several of the mafia gangsters. The remaining gangsters panic at the sight of the radio demon's magic.]
Mimzy: "Yeah!"
[Alastor's body grows larger, and limbs become longer before exiting the front door with a sinister unmoving grin.]
Alastor:" I will devour each and every one of you!"
[Alastor heads out to massacre the mafia for attacking the hotel. As he exits the front door, Mimzy, Charlie, and Lucifer come out to watch the bloodbath. Charlie was totally appalled that Alastor is truly terrifying and maliciously monstrous. Lucifer nodded once to make his point. From the back point of view from the camera, Lucifer lectures Charlie about the sinners while Alastor devours and kills the mafia outside.. Body parts spread all over the front door, while Lucifer was oblivious to the mess.]
Lucifer: "Mhm, you see? What'd I tell you? Charlie, sinners are violent psychopaths, hell bent on causing as much pain and destruction as they can. There's really no point in trying."
Charlie: Dad! Stop! He's defending this hotel! *turning to see Alastor eating a mafia loan shark* It may be a bit more sadistic than I'd hoped, but he's doing it for me! How come he can have faith in me but my own father can't?
[Nearby, behind the turned table, Angel, Pentious, and Husk saw the melodrama that was occurring between Lucifer and Charlie.]
Angel Dust: "Ooh, drama."
(Name): "Angel that's insensitive"
[ Even though (Name) scolded him he still excitedly gets out a bucket of popcorn to watch the scene unfold. Husk and (Name) also picks up a handful of popcorn to eat.]