Hort: *playing the guitar*
Nicola: when did you learn to play?
Hort: Since now.
Nicola: okay. I'm not gonna question the logic.
Beatrix: what's up my little pookiewookies!!!
Reena: shush, I'm watching Ginny & Georgia
Kiko: Aw. You ruined my crayon drawing.
Beatrix: Sorry. Anyways! I FINALLY escaped that hell hole.
Sophie: SAME GIRLYPOP.
Agatha: Where did you guys go?
Beatrix and Sophie: SEPHORA.
Tedros: wHaT?
Anadil: Oof, I've seen those memes on tiktok.
Hester: Yeah. *laughing* did you escape the ten year old sephora kids?
Sophie: *sets down bag* Ugh, BARELY!
Beatrix: The free samples were a MESS.
Sophie: It was crazy.
Beatrix: I feel bad for the workers.
When the two were at Sephora
Beatrix: Hm, should we go to Sephora?
Sophie: I need new make-up anyways.
Beatrix: Huzzah. Lessgo.
Inside the Sephora
Worker named Abby: YES! SOMEONE OTHER THAN THOSE RUFFIANS!!
Beatrix: um...hi.
Sophie: huh?
Abby: Sorry. *the song "it's not my fault" blares from the background* oh, that's Jewel's SUPER LOUD ringtone.
A pretty coffee color skinned girl with curly black hair rushed over*
Jewel: Sorry. I was dealing with these kids wrecking the drunk elephant.
Abby: *sighs* Okay.
Beatrix: Sophie? Let's get some lip gloss.
Sophie: Sure.
Beatrix: Hm...this color looks nice.
Sophie: Ooh, it does. I'll get this one. The shade is PERFECT on me.
Beatrix: Totally. I'm gonna check the skincares.
Sophie: Sure, sure, go. *waves her off*
Beatrix: *hums as she walks over* Uh...
A kid looks up
Beatrix: Hi! *smiles* What are you doing here? Is your parents with you? Or guardian?
The kid named Sadie: Um... *rolls eyes* I'm here by MYSELF.
Beatrix: Er..okay, how old are you?
Sadie: Ten. *crosses arms*
Beatrix: Kk...why are you wrecking the drunk elephant?
Sadie: WRECK?! Uh, naur. I'm just testing the free sample.
Beatrix: it's a literal mess..
Sadie: That's not ALL me. It's also my besties. Yasmine and Carly. *points to two girls over in the corner*
Beatrix: Ah, I see. Welp. I'm leaving.
Sadie: kay, whatever.
Beatrix: Sophie. Let's just check out and head out to Auntie Anne's or something.
Sophie: yeah yeah sure.
Back at the reaction room
Sophie: We ain't gonna talk about it.
Beatrix: Yeah...defs not.
Agatha: Okay?
Nicola: Great. Let's react to ships now so we can have extra free time!
Kiko: Ooh, genius.
Nicola: Ok, anyone find the letter?
Hester: yeah. Okay, "Hodros". I'm guessing Hort and Tedros?
Lights beam on Tedros and Hort
Hort: I swear, this light will literally BLIND me one day.
Tedros: I feel ya too man...I feel ya.
Agatha: Rating! 0/10. I don't like it.
Kiko: It's sooo cute! Opposites attract! 6/10!
Nicola: Um, no, 1/10.
Hester: Sorry, I just can't see it. 1/10.
Anadil: Ew, would never work out. 0/10.
Dot: 4/10!! dunno why.
Sophie: Erm, 7/10 just to annoy them.
Hort: HEY!
Beatrix: I rate it 0/10 because I can see NOTHING between them.
Reena: No romantic moments together, so 0/10.
Tedros: YES!
Hort: Phew.
Sophie: Whatever.
Me: Wassup.
Beatrix: STOP SCARING US LIKE THAT!
Anadil: At least send a message telling us you'd be here.
Me: I did.
A letter flies in, saying: " I'm Here "
Me: See?
Dot: Um..we'll work on that.
Me: I installed a home phone. Like those telephone things back in the days.
Hester: Why?
Me: Because why not. Look! Someone's calling! Somebody answer!
Nicola: Okay... *picks up phone* Hello?
???: Hello! Are you Hester of Ravenswood?
Nicola: No, I can get here though.
???: Thank you!
Nicola: Hester! This is for you.
Hester: Okay. *takes phone* Hello? This is her-
Me: HEY. You're using GRAMMAR wrong. It's "This is SHE".
Hester: That doesn't make sense.
Me: Yes it does.
Hester: Whatever. Y'all do the funky stuff you guys do while I talk to this mystery person.
Reena: Sure. So, what's up?
Me: I got a new book.
Beatrix: *sighs* Of course you did.
Me: it's called "So this is Ever After".
Sophie: Is it gay?
Me: yes- wait, how did you know?
Sophie: I just know.
Anadil: okay..um, Me? Why are you wearing that outfit?
Me: OH! I'm in an outfit from the Southern Water Tribe. Even though I'm an ✨AVATAR✨
Kiko: what?
Me: I can bend the four elements. Earth, Fire, Water, and Air.
Beatrix: That's nice.
Me: Yeah. BYE! *bends Air and flies away*
Anadil: Betting she only has one more way to leave.
Hester: Nuh uh, she probably has hundreds.
Beatrix: Betting on 50 more times.
Agatha: 23 more times is MY bet.
Dot: Why are y'all betting?
Tedros: It's fun. Anyways, betting 46 more times.