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[Scene cuts to Lucifer's house, showing framed photos of his family in a dark spooky room. Lucifer can be heard making snarling noise as he was working on something. As the sentence goes, his room is revealed to be filled with a lot of rubber ducks, and stacks of them filled the boxes and tubs.]
Lucifer: "That's it... Almost there... Now presenting... the magic-tastical back flipping rubber duck! Haha! That spits fire! [rubber duck shoots flamethrower from its mouth] Hoo hoo hoo! Hold the applause please, okay. Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh god, who am I kidding? This sucks!"
[He throws the rubber duck at his family portrait and looks sad. Suddenly his ringtone plays. he picks up his phone and was shocked who was calling him.]
Lucifer: "Daughter? Daughter! Daughter calling?! OH! Uhm uh, uh hello, Charlie. He-ey, hey, hey Char-Char. No, no! That's not good. Oh, this is the first time she's called you in years. This has to be perfect. [takes a deep breath before he picks up phone] Hey~ bitch!"
[Intercut conversation between Lucifer and Charlie during the phone call from the hotel to his house.]
Charlie: "Hi, Dad."
Lucifer: "Hey! How are you? Oh ho. Where-where are you these days?"
Charlie: "You know where I am Dad. I've told you before."
Lucifer: "You have? Oh, yeah uh, well, you know, I um uh-"
Charlie: "I told you when you called me five months ago, or did you not listen?"
Lucifer: "No, no, no, no. Just, you know, just forgot. You know, I've just been really busy, you know, with, um, important things. [kicks rubber duck]"
Charlie: "Well, I'm actually running a hotel to rehabilitate sinners. Maybe you saw our commercial?"
Lucifer: "Oh, sadly, I missed it. heh heh. You know, I haven't been watching much TV lately. Scrambles the brain. [makes silly noises]. But hey! A hotel, fun."
Charlie: "(Sighs) Listen Dad, I've got kind of a big ask."
Lucifer: "[coughs and sets down his tea] Yeah, of course. Anything in my power is yours for the asking. You just name it~"
Charlie: "I need to speak to Heaven. Well, whoever's in charge up there, above Adam, above anybody. I need to go to the top."
Lucifer: "Oh, no. No~ No, no, no, no, Charlie, no, no, no. That's, uh hah, no."
Charlie: "[angrily] Look Dad, [normal] I don't ask you for much, I never have, but this, this is really important to me. It's the most important thing I've ever done. And I... need you. I need your help."
Lucifer: "I don't know, Charlie."
Charlie: "Please! Just come see what I'm trying to do. You'll see why it's a really good idea. And Heaven is bound to agree if I get the chance to talk to them. Please, Dad."
Lucifer: "Wait, you're...inviting me over?! Absolutely! Oh, I'll be there in an hour. [hangs up] My daughter wants to see me~ [points at the rubber duck below him] Take that, depression!"
[Back at the hotel, Charlie and Vaggie prepare for Lucifer's arrival.]
Charlie: "Welp, we have an hour until he gets here."
Vaggie: "Okay people, [Everyone stands at attention, but Husk spills coffee over himself and Niffty collapses on the floor.] Lucifer is on his way. So we are going to get this place presentable, and we are going to make an amazing impression. Vamanos!"
[Everyone scatters to get the place tidy and ready for Lucifer. Sir Pentious and Niffty bakes cookies, then Niffty starts sweeping and Husk is cleaning up. Alastor walks in and watches Razzle and Dazzle put up a "Wellcum Daddy" banner up. Angel puts on some makeup before closing the mirror, revealing to be Niffty staring creepily at him, making Angel recoil back in surprise.]
Charlie: "[sighs] Okay everyone, it's showtime!"
[Charlie opens the door, revealing to be Lucifer, excited to see his daughter.]
Lucifer: "Charlie!"
Charlie: "Hey, Da-"
[Charlie doesn't get to finish because Lucifer hugs her really tight like a bear. Unbeknownst to them, Alastor was right behind them, with his wicked smile strained and left eye twitching in anger when Alastor saw Lucifer.]
Lucifer: "[hugs Charlie] Oh it's so good to see you. Haha!"
Charlie: "*strained* It's uh, good to see you too, Dad."
[Lucifer lets go of Charlie to give her a breather.]
Charlie: "[clears throat] Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"
[Two Egg Boiz pops some party poppers as a warm welcome. KeeKee curls up to Lucifer and rubs her face against his legs. Lucifer notices her and goes all enchanted by her cuteness. He knees and rubs her head.]
Lucifer: "Oh hewwo KeeKee!"
[Razzle and Dazzle flies by and Lucifer greets them,]
Lucifer: "Razzle, Dazzle. Oh [makes endearing noises] look how much you haven't grown. Still fun sized. You taking care of my wittle girl? [speaks in a very deep ominous threatening tone] You better be. [snickers] Wow! This place sure looks, uh...uh huh yah uh huh...It's got a lot of character!"
[Lucifer finds the bar at the corner and was immediately repulsed by it.]
Lucifer: "OH, what in the unholy hell is that?!"
[Alastor reappears from the fog and in front of Angel Dust.]
Alastor: "Just some of the renovations we had done. Adds a bit of color, don't you think?"
[Lucifer looked at him suspiciously and points his stick at him.]
Lucifer: "And you are?"
[Alastor reappears behind Lucifer, catching his attention.]
Alastor: "Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, sir. Quite a pleasure. [Alastor shaking Lucifer's cane and wiping his hand in somewhat hidden disgust] It's nice to finally put a face to the name. [indicates the height by the camera]. You are much shorter in real life."
[Alastor making a hand gesture indicating the height difference between the Morningstars]
Lucifer: "Who is this? Who is this nut? Are you the bellhop?"
Alastor: "Aha! No! I am the host of the hotel. You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast."
Lucifer: "Hmm, nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the Has-been Hotel, ahaha."
Alastor: "Ha ha ha. It was actually my idea."
Lucifer: "Ahaha. Well, it's not very clever."
Alastor: "[Strained] Ha ha! Fuck you."
(Name): "ALASTOR. [whisper yells]"
Lucifer: "Oh and who might you be. [holds her hand]"
(Name): "Oh I'm (Name)"
Lucifer: "what a beautiful name for a beautiful person. [kiss her hand]"
(Name): "[lets out a soft chuckle] oh sweetie don't start something you can't finish."
Alastor: "[gets in between them] Yes don't."
[Alastor and Lucifer were getting closer to fighting when they are insulting each other before Charlie gets in the way to stop them in between.]
Charlie: "Okay! Okay, anyway. Dad, look at this lovely parlor where people can get to know each other and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings! Without Alastor, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much."
Alastor: "Charlie has a very unique vision. I am happy to fulfil her bizarre requests."
[Alastor places hand on her shoulder. Lucifer is grumpy that he is winning over Charlie more than he is, which makes him very angry to the point where he growls in frustration.]
Charlie: "Oh, thank you, Alastor."
Alastor: "Quite an impressive young lady. We're all very proud of her."
Lucifer: "Ahem, Charlie! Dear, eheh, why don't you introduce me to your OTHER friends?"
[Lucifer walks right between them before pointing his stick to the others at the table. Angel Dust tries to get a cookie from Sir Pentious, but he doesn't want Angel touching the cookies without Lucifer trying them and hides them underneath him.]
Charlie: "Oh, yes, of course. This is Vaggie, she's my girlfriend."
Lucifer: "Oh my golly! You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common! You put her there Maggie. Hey! [hugs her] Oh yeah. She's so pretty."
Vaggie: "Lovely to meet you, uh, sir."
Charlie: "And this is Sir Pentious and Angel Dust, our guests!"
[Pentious hears his name being called and stands at attention, making a salute to him.]
Sir Pentious: "Your Majesty!"
[Pentious falls down into the cookies right before Angel Dust takes one for himself.]
Angel Dust: "Heya short king~"
Charlie: "Husk is our bartender, and Niffty is our housekeeper."
Husk: "Nice to meet you."
[Niffty was super-excited to meet the ultimate bad boy that she scurries over and climbs up on his coat.]
Niffty: "Hello. I clean. [laughs]"
(Name): "And you already know me. [she blows him a kiss. He smirks a little and catches it, ignoring the glare that he's getting from Alastor.]"
[Suddenly the chandelier falls and produces a huge amount of dust which makes everyone cough. Lucifer and Alastor were at the chandelier when Lucifer knows Alastor did that on purpose.]
Lucifer: "[Laughs]. Alright then."
[With one swing of his own stick, the fallen chandelier disappears and starts to sing the song, Hell's Greatest Dad to Charlie.]
Lucifer: "♪ Looks like you could use some help. ♪"
"♪ From the big boss of Hell himself.♪"
"♪ Check your daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp! ♪"
Lucifer puppets: "♪ "5 stars!" "Flawless!" "Greater than great!" ♪"
Lucifer: "♪ With a punch of a pentagram."
"♪ A wap! Bam! Boom! Alakazam! ♪"
"♪ Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb. ♪"
"♪ But you get the family rate! ♪"
Lucifer and Charlie: "Thanks dad!" ♪"
Lucifer: "♪ Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef?♪"
Chorus of Lucifer lookalikes: "♪ wa-ah-oh ♪"
Lucifer: "♪ Michelin tasting menu free à la carte. ♪"
"♪ I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref! ♪"
"♪ Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start! ♪"
Alastor: "♪ Who's been here since day one? ♪"
"♪ Who's been faithful as a nun? ♪"
"♪ Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your executive producer! ♪"
Charlie: "*spoken* That's true!"
Alastor: "♪ I'm your guy! Your day to day. ♪"
"♪ Your chum, your steadfast hotelier. ♪
♪ Remember when I fixed that clog today? ♪"
Niffty: "*spoken* I was stuck, thank you sir!"
Charlie: "Oh you!"
Alastor: "♪ I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond."
Charlie: "Awwww!"
Alastor: "♪ You're like the child that I wish that I had. ♪"
Lucifer: "Uh, what?"
Alastor: "♪ I care for you just like a daughter I spawned. ♪"
Lucifer: "Hold on now!"
Alastor: "♪ It's a little funny! You could almost call me DAAAAAAAD! ♪"
[Angered, Lucifer plays golden fiddle aggressively as he gets closer to Alastor. Suddenly, a piano drops out of the sky and Alastor plays piano aggressively. Lucifer then plays the accordian horribly out of tune with the song, resulting in a temporary fade to black.]
Alastor: "♪ They say when you're looking for assistance, ♪"
"♪ It's smart to pick the path with least resistance! ♪"
Lucifer: "Others say that in your needy hour."
"♪ There's no substitute for pure angelic power! ♪"
"♪ , Who just happens to also be your blood! ♪"
Alastor: "♪ Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud. ♪"
"♪ They say the family you choose is better! ♪"
Lucifer: "*sing talking* ♪ What a bunch of losers! ♪"
Alastor: "♪ Can you butt out of my song? ♪"
Lucifer: "♪ Your song?!? I started it! ♪"
Alastor: "♪ I'm singing it! I'll finish it! ♪"
Lucifer: "♪ Oh you tacky piece of—! ♪"
[Right before Lucifer and Alastor could get at each other's throats to kill, the front door opens, and Mimzy butts into the song.]
Mimzy: "♪ It's me! Yes it's me! ♪"
"♪ I know you were all waiting for me! ♪"
"♪ I'm here! What a gas! ♪"
"♪ Took a while but I'm present at last! ♪"
"♪ It's me! It's me! ♪"
"♪ Mimzy! ♪"
[As song ends, everyone in the hotel were perplexed of their new house guest in the front. None of them spoke until Lucifer breaks the ice with a question.]
Lucifer: "Who?"
Mimzy: "Didn't you just hear me? Why is everybody gawking? Is it cuz I'm adorable?"
Alastor: "Mimzy!"
Mimzy: "Alastor! Sweetie, Doll-face, So good to see you! How've you been? Good? Good."
[Mimzy and Alastor hug each other.]
Mimzy: "Listen, I was in the neighborhood. I heard you were staying at this ritzy slob factory, and I figured I'd stop by, say hi! For old times sake."
Alastor: "Of course, sweetheart! Everyone is welcome here!"
Mimzy: "Oh is that my girly I see."
(Name): "Oh Mimzy it so good to see you.[she gives Mimzy a hug]"
Charlie: "Oh, how nice! So you three know each other?"
Mimzy: "Oh yeah, we go way back, ran in the same circles when we were alive. You know, this one used to frequent the club where I used to perform. He's the only one I knew who could pound whiskey like a sailor then keep up with me on the dance floor! And I met my girly a couple years back, we've been thick as thieves ever since!"
Alastor: "Oh, quite a talent, this gal. Ho ho! You should have seen her in her hayday!"
Mimzy: "Hey, watch it, tall, dark and creepy! I'm still in my prime!"
[Mimzy spots Lucifer in the open, and was immediately infuriated with the sight of the King of Hell.]
Mimzy: "Oh, oh my stars! *gasps* Is that Lucifer? *pushes Pentious of the way* Move it! Pleased to meet ya! Your highness. *whispering* Alastor, you gotta warn a girl when she's in mixed company."
Lucifer: "Charmed, I'm sure."
Alastor: "As much as I'd love to catch up, Charlie and I have a tour to continue."
{Lucifer heard this and takes his daughter by the arms before dragging her front.]
Lucifer: "I'm sure Charlie can handle showing me around."
[Alastor appears in front of them.]
Alastor: "Nonsense! *grabs Charlie and drags her forward* We started the hotel together, and we'll show it off together. Right, Charlie?"
[Alastor stops dragging Charlie so she can be the one to lead the tour for her father.]
Charlie: "Oh, right."
[As Charlie leads on with (Name), Vaggie and Lucifer following behind, Alastor turns to Mimzy.]
Alastor: "Why don't you let the others help you settle in, and I'll be back before you know it."
[And with that, Alastor leaves to follow the tour. Mimzy turns to the bar and walks up to get a drink.]
Mimzy: "So, where can a girl get a drink around here?"
[Husk doesn't like Mimzy's company and groans in irritation as he cleans a glass. Mimzy takes a seat and notices him.]
Mimzy: "My, my, is that Husker? Alastor still has you slinging hooch for him, I see. *chuckles* Classic! How ya been, fur ball?"
Husk: "Good! Until five minutes ago."
Mimzy: "Oh, don't tell me you're not happy to see me! You might hurt my feelings! *giggles*"
[While Husker gets a drink for Mimzy, she turns to Niffty who was looking for the bugs that were scattering on the floor.]
Mimzy: "Hey Niffty, whatcha been up to, girlie?"
Niffty: "Fighting bugs."
Mimzy: "And uh, how's that going for ya?"
[Niffty turns to one of the bug she sees.]
Niffty: "They're winning, *sadistically pulls out a large knife with a insane smile* but not for long."
Mimzy: "Uh huh... *a glass was given to her* thanks, pussy cat!"
Husk: "Oh, fuck you."
[As Husk leaves the bar, Angel and Pentious takes up a seat right next to her.]
Angel Dust: "So uh, you and Alastor are like, what? Friends?"
Mimzy: "Well, that's your word, not mine, but I think it fits. Why so surprised?"
Angel Dust: "Well, just didn't know he had any of those. He's been here a while and is still a big, creepy mystery. What's his deal?"
[Mimzy begins her tale by making a short flashback story of how Alastor came to be. In the Dark Age of the Industrial Revolution, a shodowy demon is seen holding a drink, which Alastor Takes out of his hand, in the next scene, Demons are seen dismissing him as another sinner, but then, in a dark alley, an unnamed Overlord is cornered by a sinister-looking Alastor, before it cuts to a female overlord, presumably Alastor's next victim. One by one, more overlord Demons disappeared, leaving only Alastor to reign supreme over all the others. Then, a radio tower sends neon green signal waves all over hell.]
Mimzy: "Well, you probably heard the stories. He appeared in Hell suddenly, making a splash quicker than anyone had ever seen. At first, people wanted to dismiss him. but soon, started going missing, and not small ones neither. We're talking heavy. hitters. No one knew what happened to 'em, until these strange radio broadcasts started going out. All you could hear were screams. Every time an overlord went missing, there'd be a new voice screaming in the broadcast! That's when Alastor revealed himself as the radio demon, and anyone that would mess with him... *chuckles* well, let's just say, his broadcasts never lacked new voices."
[The flashback story ends to the present where Mimzy was concluding her tale of Alastor before getting back to being nonchalant about him]
Mimzy: "That's the story most people know, but underneath it all... he's a total sweetie! Put on some jazz and pour a couple fingers of rye and he becomes a kitten!"
[As Mimzy concludes her story, Angel and Pentious were spooked by Alastor's dark history in hell while Mimzy doesn't seemed bothered by their disturbance.]
Mimzy: "Stop with the looks. He hasn't done any of that in a while. *raises a glass* Can I get another one of these?"
[Mimzy realized that Husk is nowhere in the bar or in the lobby, much to her annoyance..]
Mimzy: "Oh what the fuck!"
Angel dust: "you know I've known (Name) for a while but there's still a lot i don't know."
Mimzy: "oh that girl keeps a lot of things for herself. You know before she became the popular pop star she is today she went by a different name, I wouldn't call her an overlord but believe me she was feared. At some point she eventually changed and decided to leave that life behind and become the happy uplifting pop star she is today. I always wondered what made her change but eh, it probably isn't that important."
[Angel Dust and Sir Pentious look at each other at this new revelation but this also makes them realize, there A LOT about (Name).]