(The final part of Rose before the next chapter sequence-)
(Same plot as the previous chapter)
Russell- Good job everyone! Now you may head to your dorm!
[The Doctor, Jack, Ianto and Mickey settle into room 105]
[The rest of the boys pile into the dorm]
[room 106]
11- [waltzes into the room] Hello!
10- [spins around] Bonjour! Your Matt, aren't you?
11- [nods]
Owen- [struts into the room and over to one of the top bunks] I'm owen
10- John! Lovely to meet you both!
11- [glares at the last top bunk]
10- don't you dare-
11- [runs over to the ladder]
10- [tackles Matt to the floor]
Owen- Oo! fight fight fight! [stands up]
Master- [appears by the door]
10- [looks up] Oh...h-hi there, handsome fellow, welcome to our room-
11- [pushes John's face into the floor]
10- [muffled] If you'll just excuse me a moment- [rolls them both over] I got here first!
11- doesn't matter!
10- It very much matters! And...I have a cooler outfit!
Owen- [gasps]
11- That deffinatly doesn't matter!
10- So you admit it's true?! [Laughs]
11- N-No, that's not what I meant!
Master- [walks past them and over to the top bunk]
10 and 11- [stare at the master, both embarrassed]
Master- you'd both fall off anyway-
10- [looks at Owen]
Owen- You probably would've won-
10- Ha! [In Matt's face] I would've won!
11- [shoves John off] not true!
Master- well-
11- [pouts]
10- [looks at John] can I pleaseeee have the top-
Master- No
10- meanie [Jumps onto the one underneath]
Owen- Matty boy-
11- [turns around]
Owen- [Jumps down from the top bunk] I'll take the bottom
11- [squeals]
[They all start to unpack]
11- [unpacks his fez collection]
10- what on earth...
Master- are those for storage?
11- It's a hat! But not just any hat! It's the coolest hat in the whole universe!
Master- the whole of your area of the room maybe, not sure about the rest of the world...
Owen- Half! Half of our area! I do not approve of the bucket hats!
11- [frowns] b-but they were made by the Ottoman Emp-
10- [pretends to snore]
11- [throws a pillow, but misses John and accidently whacks the Master instead]
Master- [freezes]
11- [scared]
Master- [throws a pillow at Matt's face, at full force]
11- [screams]
Owen and 10- [laugh]
Master- [snorts]
10- [looks up at him] What's your name?
Master- Koschei
10- [holds out his hand, desperately wanting Koschei to shake it]
Master- [pauses, then shakes it]
10- your so cool
Master- Oh I know
11- what about me? Am I cool?
[they both look at Matt, unsure of what to say]
10- your...
Master- tall...
10- yeah!
11- is that all?
Owen- embrace in it, my guy [pats Matt on the shoulder] because when I finally hit puberty, I'll overtake you, all of you
11- sureeee
Master- keep dreaming Buddy
12- [enters the room] Hello all
10- Hey
11- Hello!
Owen- Sup
Master- Mm
12- [puts an electric guitar down onto the nearest bed]
11- Woah
10- [walks over for a better look] Is that yours?
12- [nods]
Master- [annoyed that he's no longer the coolest]
12- can't play much on it yet though
Owen- I'd love to hear some!
10- can you sing, um-
12- Peter
10- Peter
12- And no, I can't. Unless you enjoy the sound of car horns and crying babies!
Master- [laughs]
11- Now I really want to hear some!
12- Absolutely not
10- But-
12- No way!
10- [laughs, as he starts to unpack]
Master- Why do you have a banana in your suitcase?
10- why are you snooping!?
11- I love bananas!
Master- I bet you do [winks]
11- [confused]
Owen- [rolls onto the floor laughing]
12- [looks up] lord save me [jokes]
[Room 107]
14- [opens the door]
Graham- [on the bottom bunk] can I help you love?
Ryan- [on the top bunk] sup
14- Hello...do you have a spare bed?
Graham- [nods] above Danny, over there-
Dan- [stands up] John?
14- David, actually, John's my brother
Dan- [nods]
SpyMaster- [pops his head around the door] yo
14- Hello, what's your name?
SpyMaster- Sacha, you got room for one more?
[They all nod]
Graham- make yourself at home
SpyMaster- [falls back onto the bed and takes off his shoes and socks]
Graham- maybe not THAT much at home-
Ryan- Oi, Grandad!
[He looks at Graham]
14- Grandad?
Graham- he calls me that, but I have no idea where he gets that idea from
[He grabs a bag full of knitting equipment and places it neatly onto the bed]
Graham- would anyone like a toffee?
[14 and Dan both laugh]
Ryan- ye! throw it up!
Graham- are you sure? I could always get Danny to-
Ryan- no no, throw it up! I'll catch it!
[He throws a toffee up to the top bunk]
[It falls back down seconds later]
Graham- [watches]
Ryan- damn it, I was so close!
Graham- good try, Ryan
Dan- It's the effort that counts-
SpyMaster- that was shit
Ryan- Thanks....
14- [hands Ryan the now wonky toffee]
Ryan- thanks man
[They all start to unpack]
Dan- [goes over to Graham] so, what sort of stuff do you knit? Personally I prefer to croquet, actually, I made a jumper the other day-
[The lunch hall- Room 106 gang]
11- [wanders off from the group]
12- where's Matt got to?
Master- who cares! Let's go get some food!
10- [follows] Mm, do you smell that?
Master- yeah, Owen farted
Owen- th-that wasn't me!
12- [eyes him suspiciously]
Owen- it wasn't!
10- I was actually on about the chips-
Master- we know, John, come on! [runs over to the queue]
Master- [grabs a table knife, and pretends to stab people in the queue]
10- [watches]
12- He's mad
10- Says you, you've made your spoon into a sword!
12- [looks down at the spoon] it was really bendy...
Owen- [shoves past people in the queue]
Master- Now he's got the right idea!
[Not long later]
Master- done! [shoves his empty tray into the middle of the table]
10- me too!
12- you both made such a mess [opens a packet of crisps, in an attempt to not be heard]
[CRUNCH]
[they all look at Peter]
12- W-
[11 screams, a mannequin grabs hold of John]
10- [yells] help!
Master- [smacks the mannequin with his tray]
10- careful! You almost hit my beautiful face!
Master- [temped to actually hit it] your welcome!
Owen- let's get out of here! Pete-
[They turn to look at where Peter was, he's already gone]
Owen- traitor!
Master- he's smart, actually, now let's go, before we get eaten-
10- they can EAT us?!
Master- [shrugs] better safe than sorry
Owen- I sort of want to go home now-
[They run out of the room]
10- don't worry, I'll protect you
Master- John, duck!
10- what? Where?!
Master- no, you idiot, get down!
[A mannequin shoots at them]
10- [ducks]
Owen- [doesn't duck] O-Oh my God! I've been shot!
[He panics, badly]
Master- [laughs]
10- w-we need to get a teacher!
Master- [laughs even more]
10- what's so funny?!
Master- [whispers something into John's ear]
10- [wheezes]
Owen- stop! I'm gonna die! I'm actually gonna die!
Master- Who's gonna tell him?
Doctor- you can
Owen- t-tell me what!
Master- it's a paintball, Owen. Your covered in red paint, not blood
Owen- [calms down] oh...yes..I see that now...
10- [scoops up some paint and puts it in his mouth] yep, definitely paint
Master- [utterly disgusted]
Owen- [embarrassed] thought I was in shock or something-
Master- you need to improve your medical skills
Owen- thanks! Maybe I will [annoyed]
10- so...the mannequins, they're not actually here to exterminate us
Owen- do you have to use the word exterminate?
10- and if they're not here to exterminate us, then it must be some sort of-
Master- [holds up a mannequin's decapitated head, proudly] It's a test!
Owen- where did THAT come from?
Master- some guy chucked it over here-
[voices echo from the other room]
9- you were fantastic, Rose!
Master- fantastic [laughs] Who says fantastic at our age?
10- what else would we say?
Owen- Fabulous?
Master- that's so gay! [Laughs]
Owen- N-no it's not! I-I love women!
10- [shuffles, uncomfortably]
[They walk around the school]
Master- there's alot of good places to bunk class-
10- why would you want to do that?
Master- [shrugs] case I get bored
10- I doubt we're going to get bored at Torchwood.
Owen- [looks around] should we look for weapons or something? The mannequins could be anywhere...
10- See what I mean?
Master- rah! [scares Owen when he's not looking]
Owen- [screams]
Master- [laughs]
Owen- [shoves him into the wall] your the most annoying person I've ever met!
Master- aw, is someone upset?
Owen- [storms off]
10- Owen! Owen, come back!
[He dissapears]
10- [looks at Koschei] well done.
Master- not my fault he can't handle a joke!
10- he's probably stressed out from all the...
Master- boo hoo! If he's that scared then he should go home to his mummy and daddy!
[There's a moment of silence]
Master- do you want to build a fort out of tables?
10- but...the mannequins aren't actually dangerous-
Master- I know
10- then why-
Master- Because it's fun! Do you want to or not?
10- sure...why not
[Back at the lunch hall]
Owen- [storms into the room]
12- Owen! At last, someone I know
Owen- where have you been?
12- went to grab my guitar, thought I could use music as a weapon, but then I realized...I can't actually play anything other than bah bah black sheep. And I don't exactly want to put everyone to sleep, so-
Owen- right...
12- where's John and Koschei?
Owen- don't know, don't care
12- What happened? wait, do I really want to know? Drama doesn't really fit into my life schedule...
Owen- Koschei's a dick, and John's obsessed with him. That's pretty much it
12- Ah...I see
Owen- and...I almost died
12- [startled]
Owen- well, I thought I almost died. Turns out it was just paint...
12- well isn't that exciting! [pats him on the back] do you want to hear me play a song?
Owen- is it-
12- bah bah black sheep, yes. Yes it is
Owen- [laughs] why not!
12- I'll...sing, if you want
Owen- Really?!
12- It might make the other two jealous-
[Reversing back to beginning of lunch]
[Room 108 boys]
14- [leads them all into the lunch room] I have four of them at home, two spotted ones, and one baby, though of course that would just be called a-
SpyMaster- WE KNOW WHAT A CATERPILLAR IS, DAVID
14- [stunned]
Graham- I have a question, if you don't mind me asking-
14- no, not at all. Ask away!
Graham- do you have any other pets, other than...you know...bugs
14- I have...stick insects!
Graham- That's nice, yeah...but did you hear the part where I said not a bug
14- -oh and I have a praying mantis called Georgia!
Graham- nevermind...why don't you tell me all about Georgia [pats David's shoulder]
David- [opens his mouth, ready to talk]
Dan- I hate bugs
14- [covers his ears]
Dan- they get in your food and-
Ryan- Hey! Why don't we talk about the world cup instead!
Graham- brilliant idea!
[They queue up for food, Graham, Ryan and Dan talk about the world cup, David is sad no one wants to hear anymore bug facts]
SpyMaster- [tosses paper at people in the queue]
13- Ow!
[Not long later, at the table]
Dan- My dad's a famous footballer-
Graham- [laughs]
Ryan- no he's not
Dan- yes he is!
SpyMaster- my dad's dead
[They all go quiet]
SpyMaster- only joking, he's zoo-oligist!
David- [looks up] which zoo?
SpyMaster- dunno, never asked
David- But...he's your Dad
SpyMaster- we don't get along
Ryan- Dad's suck
SpyMaster- Amen to that brothah
Ryan- [laughs] what's with the accent?
SpyMaster- well he's from the outback so-
[They all laugh]
[11 screams, the mannequin's enter]
SpyMaster- woah! That's so cool? Are those robots?
Graham- They're shooting at us, we need to leave!
Ryan- Good idea!
[They run back to the room near the elevator]
Dan- [out of breath] we lost them!
Graham- great, but um...what do we do about...that
[He point up at the pterodactyl]
Dan and Ryan- [scream]
David- Shhh, Shh, they're sensitive to loud noise
Dan- of course you would know everything about dinosaurs!
David- Shh!
Dan- sorry...
Graham- I thought the pterodactyl's were all...you know....dead
David- extinct, yes.
Graham- Then how-
SpyMaster- do you ever stop asking questions?
Graham- what's wrong with asking questions?
David- Nothing. Infact, it's very helpful. There's not alot we do know, about torchwood or about those...things, but we can figure it out by asking the right questions!
SpyMaster- 'great, why don't we sit in a nice little circle, hold hands and share our life stories with one other while we're at it!'
David- I don't see how that would help but if-
Ryan- He's joking, David
David- right, yeah...
[The pterodactyl swoops down]
SpyMaster- [screams]
David- [smiles]
Graham- W-what if we use the pterodactyl as a weapon to defeat the mannequins?
Dan- yeah! But how?
David- We need to set up a trap, someone needs to lure the mannequins inside-
Ryan- bagsy not it!
Graham- same here!
Dan- ditto!
SpyMaster- ugh, fine...
David- now, I doubt the pterodactyl would go for them unless they tasted...meaty, so-
Ryan- already figured that one out! [He hands 14 a bag of dinosaur food] tripped over it on the way in-
David- Perfect
[They set up the trap]
David- [on lookout] okay. Now!
[Graham and Ryan open the doors]
[A group of mannequins run into the room]
David- [turns to look at Sacha] now!
SpyMaster- Oh noooo, someone help me! I'm about to be molested by a group of- [bored]
David- Speed it up!
SpyMaster- fine! [Bangs the wall] come get me you ugly dolls!
[He runs off]
David- Dan, Go go go!
Dan- [throws the pterodactyl food all over the mannequins]
[It swoops down and takes them all out immediately]
SpyMaster- Yeah! [Jumps up and down, happy]
[Graham and Ryan high five]
David- [Jumps down from his post] good job guys
Dan- that was awesome
SpyMaster- [goes over to the broken mannequins and whacks them a few times] take that you ugly mother f-
[They all walk out of the room, as people start gathering back into the lunch room]
[After the speech, in the bedrooms]
[Room 106]
[John and Koschei walk into the room]
10- that was fun! We should make table forts more often
Master- the best part is...we get to nock it down tomorrow
10- Why tomorrow?
Master- We have class in there tomorrow, remember?
10- Oh yeah! That's going to be...chaotic-
Master- [giggles] I know! I can't wait!
[He climbs into bed]
[John changes into his Pj's]
Master- Are those stars?
10- I don't know what your talking about-
Master- And planets? Awww
10- shut up [hides under the covers]
Owen- [walks into the room, followed by Peter]
Master- he has returned!
Owen- don't.
12- Where's Matt?
[John and Koschei point to the bed]
11- [asleep, and snoring]
Master- [looks at Owen] I'm surprised your not dead
Owen- Me too, especially after I heard Peter sing-
Master and 10- WHAT
Master- That's not fair!
Owen- [giggles]
10- What was it like?
Owen- Trust me, you don't want to know
12- [gets into bed] I wasn't THAT bad
Owen- [raises an eyebrow]
12- okay...Maybe I was that bad...
Owen- could of sworn I heard a mannequin drop dead because of it
[They laugh]
[Room 108]
[They all get ready for bed]
14- [in bed, reading the newspaper]
Dan- [pulls a football out of his bag to reach the PJ's underneath]
Ryan- what team do you support?
David- Do you mind keeping it down? I'm trying to read
Graham- Same here!
Ryan- Graham, reading the contents of a toffee packet doesn't count-
Graham- [plops one into his mouth] says who!
Ryan- now, what was I saying-
Dan- football [spins the ball on his finger]
[Ryan and Dan talk about football for almost an hour]
David- [asleep with the newspaper on his head]
Graham- [asleep with wrappers on his head]
Dan- Did either of them brush their teeth?
Ryan- don't think so
Dan- should I wake them up?
Ryan- nah, they can just brush for extra minutes tomorow
Dan- I'm not sure that's how it works-
[They both get into bed]
Ryan- why should I take advice from someone who supports Liverpool-
Dan- Don't dis my home country! Don't you dare!
David- [wakes up, annoyed] liverpool isn't a country...now go back to sleep
Decided to do little summaries for the following chapters at the end so, next chapter- 'the Rule game' 'Russell announces a training exercise game to everyone at the school. You have to break a school rule, any school rule, but if you get caught, your out. Winners get a very special tour in a lovely blue box)