Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠+nsfw🔗+some texting💬
Song:
Quackity takes care of an out-of-control drunk Karl
A upload today AND yesterday? What is this,
Early 2023?!
Karl stumbled into his apartment,almost immediately falling onto the couch in his living room.
He laughed to himself,trying to take his shoes off with only his feet but quickly giving up.
After a night of heavy drinking with his friends at a bar,Karl was now alone in his apartment.
He was tired but still on an adrenaline rush from the shots he took mere minutes ago,so he whipped out his phone and started texting the one person,that wasn't at the bar tonight.
Quackity🔗
K:
Lex
Lex
Lex
Lex
Lex
Lex
Lex
Answer or I will LITERALLY DIEEEE AHHH
THIS IS THE SOUND OF MY DYINGGGG::
*karl sent a voice note of him yelling 'ahhhhh!' In a drunken manner*
Quackity🔗 is online! ✅
Q:
??
Are u drunk lol
K:
No?
Why would you say that you literally know alcoholism runs in my fam. Ily
Q:
Oh
I didn't know that,actually
Is everything ok?
K:
Everything WULD be O-K if you were ⚽️🏀🎾🏐🏉⚾️-DEEP inside of my ASSHOLE RN!!
Q:
No offense but your definitely drunk
How wouldn't you be,aren't you at that bar you guys all went too?
K:
Bar? More like car 🚗
Q:
What
K:
I'm so horny
Jesus
Please come overrr right now
Q:
What
Karl go to sleep
K:
Plsssss come over.....plssssss....plllllsssss
*karl bit his bottom lip as he laughed and opened his front camera.he tilted it up to take a blurry picture of his back as he laid down,it was an attempt to take a picture of his ass in his new jeans but ended up just capturing the way Karl was girlishly kicking his feet back and forth.*
Q:
Jesus.
I'm usually with you when your drunk,so this is really fucking weird
K:
...witch is exactly why u should be h3r3 right nuw
🥺🥺🥺🥺
Q:
Can you please just go to sleep
I'll come over tomorrow and we can hang out then.
K:
Stop adding punctuation,,...../8:)/) to your texts massages your not my dad
Q:
Karl I'll come over tomorrow morning
Ok?
K:
No
ITS NOT FUCKINH OK
JUST COKE OVER NOW IM SO 📯📯📯-Y!!
Q:
PLEASE go to bed Karl
We can talk tomorrow
Freak.
K:
Lex please come over I need you so bad
I just want you
Your so beautiful
I wanna look at your pretty face while you fuck my infront of my bathroom mirror please
I wanna do it again
It was so fun
Q:
Stop
Your drunk
K:
Broew. Come over so I. Can suck it like a 🍭
Q:
Gn.
K:
No
Stay
Pleas
Peas stay here
Don't leave me alon
Pls
Q:
Your starting to worry me
Are you alone?
K:
Yes
I'm so ALLLONNNNNEEEE 💔
U should come ovr rn rn rn rn rn rn
Q:
Idk
You do seem
Different?
K:
Pls come over
I'll send u more nudes
Q:
LOL there's no way you call that a nude
Quackity🔗 deleted this message
Q:
Ignore that.
That made me sound like an enabler
K:
Sooooooo u want more nudes? 😏😏😏
Q:
NO
DONT DRUNK SEND ME NUDES
Karl opened his camera once again,turning around and making it face down to his crotch.
He fidgeted with his belt as he manspread on the couch,giggling menacingly.
He eventually got it open a little and tried to pull it down.
Karl took a picture,but forgot to change the camera to 'back camera',so he ended up sending a blurry picture of half of his face,
Giggling with a angry grin on his face.
He sent it to Quackity.
Q:
LMAO
You are so drunk omg,I'm sending that to EVERYONE
u look like a peanut
K:
Camera don't work
Q:
Your the best
But also
Don't do anything stupid
I'll be there in 6 minutes
K:
I'm gonna
Start without
You
😛
Q:
Your such a freak dude
You need to stop getting drunk without supervision
You rlly can't handle ur liquor
K:
U know I can take you in a fightright?
Q:
Id love to see you try
K:
Betty bet betterson
Karl opened his camera and pressed record,
Laying his phone on his chest before he started to punch air.
At the time,he didn't know how stupid he looked.
He punched the air while making 'hitting' sounds for another 30 seconds before his arms started to give out.
He picked his phone up and sent Quackity the video,breathing heavily.
K:
Please like
Annnnndddd subscribe!
Annnnnnnnnnnndddd SMASH that like button!!! 👊👊
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🫰
Q:
You are fucking crazy
Genuinely,the way you act needs to be studied
K:
UR NOT MY DAD!'
Come studi dis bonnnnnerrrrrrr
Q:
I'll be there in 2 mins
K:
😛
I'll start getting undressed
Q:
Please don't
How about you put on ur pjs!?!?!!
K:
I'm a grown man
I don't have pjs
Q:
Ive Seen you in your Batman Pyjamas numerous times
K:
No you havnt
Ur fucking crazy
YOIR CRAZY!!!
Q:
Im downstairs
Is the key under the mat?
K:
Yer
Pls hurry I'm about to bust
I'm boutta busssssss
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫💦💦💦💦💦🫧
Q:
Im in the elevator
Karl loudly shouted 'QUACKITY'.
K:
Did you hear that?
Q:
Hear what?
Karl:"QUACKITY!!!"
Q:
WHAT THE FUCK
is that you???
Dude??
Fucking STOP your gonna get a noise complaint???!
Karl:"QUACKITY FUCK ME!"
Karl yelled,a few seconds later he heard the doorknob turn with a jingle of some keys.
He looked at the door amused.
Quackity walked in.
Karl:"QUACKA-!"
Quackity rushed over to him and covered his mouth.
Quackity:"shut the fuck up! People are sleeping...."
He whispered.
Karl took in the sight of seeing his best friend again.
Quackity waited a few seconds before slowly taking his hand off of Karl's mouth.
Quackity:"stay quiet..."
He ordered Karl before turning away and walking over to the door since he didn't have time to close it behind him.
Quackity sighed and ran his hand over his face,
Already exhausted.
Karl admired Karl,hitting his bottom lip as he continued to take off his belt.
Convinced that this would eventually lead to sex,since lately,most of their time spent alone together did.
Quackity turned around at the sound of Karl's belt rusting.
He went back over to Karl.
Quackity:"what are you doing?"
Karl giggled drunkenly,just getting turned on by Quackitys annoyance.
Karl:"easy access?"
He couldn't even say without laughing.
Quackity looked at him,not even sure how to respond.
He got on his knees as took Karl's hands before putting them away from his belt.
He started to take Karl's belt off,clearly sober enough to do that.
Karl:"oh,you wanna do it for me?"
He slurred.
Quackity:"just...relax...ok?"
Karl nodded with a grin on his face.
Quackity slowly took his pants off and put them to the side.
He got up and started walking to Karl's room.
Karl just kept on laughing.
Karl:"LUBE IS IN THE NIGHTSTAND!"
He yelled,assuming that's what Quackity was going in his room for.
Quackity held up a '👍' before leaving Karl's eyesight.
He opened his dresser and got out Karl's Pyjamas.
A pare of fuzzy black pants with a bunch of little yellow Batman signs on them,and one black short sleeve shirt with one bat signal on it.
He walked back to the living room and over to Karl.
Karl smiled.
Still convinced they were about to have sex.
Quackity tossed the matching pj set on Karl.
Quackity:"put this on."
Karl groaned and rolled off of the couch and onto the carpented floor.
Quackity ignored it and walked over to his kitchen.
He got out a big bowl and put some paper towels in it.
He then walked back over to Karl,only to see that he still didn't have his pants on.
He just...laid on the floor? Motionless,stomach down like a dead body.
Quackity put the bowl on the couch and kneeled down.
Letting some thoughts of overdose cross his mind.
He lightly shook Karl.
Quackity:"Karl?-"
Karl:"AHH!"
Quackity:"AH!"
Quackity flinched at Karl screaming at him.
Karl started to laugh,finding amusement in scaring Quackity.
Quackity sighed and buried his head in his hands,trying to pull himself together.
Quackity:"Jesus,I thought you were finally asleep..."
Karl:"you sucker!"
Quackity took a deep breath before taking his beanie off,this was officially serious business.
Quackity:"cmon,get up"
He said,just wanting Karl to rest instead of waisting his energy on this.
He took the pants and put them on Karl.
Karl kicked his feet around like a baby at first but he quickly got tired of it and limply fell back onto his back.
Quackity successfully got his pants on before he picked up the Pyjama shirt.
Quackity:"Hands up."
Karl:"is this a robbery?"
Quackity didn't laugh,he just pulled Karl's shirt off.
Karl had a number written in black eyeliner on his chest.
Quackity looked at him confused.
Quackity:"what's this?"
Karl looked down at himself.
Karl:"oh,some girl wrote her number on my chest"
He said like it was nothing.
Quackity scratched the back of his neck.
Quackity:"...why?"
Karl:"I dunno,who cares?"
He raised his voice,pretending to be annoyed before he went back to giggling like a maniac.
Quackity shook off all of the feelings in his brain and went back to focusing on the task at hand.
He successfully put Karl's shirt on him after about two minutes of Karl shaking.
Karl sat up.
Quackity took a deep breath and looked at him.
They were pretty close.
Quackity looked at his lips,slightly swollen from the amount of 'spicy margs' Karl had that night.
He tucked a strand of hair behind Karl's ear.
Karl:"...wanna make out?"
He attempted to say soberly,noticing that Quackity was getting a bit carried away.
Quackity looked into his eyes and immediately realized he had to focus.
He pulled away and lightly patted Karl's on the back,signaling for him to get up.
Karl followed him,but Quackity made double sure of that when he held his hand.
Quackity got on the couch and laid down,
Dragging Karl along so Karl got ontop of him.
Karl:"cowgirl,huh?"
Quackity:"no? Just...lay down?"
Karl whined and let all of his body weight fall onto Quackity.
Quackity groaned.he clapped his hands twice,
Automatically dimming the light in the room.
Karl took a deep breath,making sure to exhale extra loud so Quackity could hear his desperation.
Karl:"so....im guessing your not putting out tonight,huh..."
He said like a discord mod,speaking as if Quackity was his bitch or something.
Quackity tried to hide his smile,it was kinda funny but he wasn't about to let Karl win.
Karl:"nice guys finish last..."
Quackity put his hand over his mouth to make sure Karl didn't hear him burst out laughing.
Karl loudly groaned and looked at Quackity,
Making Quackity instantly 'lock in'.
His expression went back to being stern.
Karl looked at Quackity.
Karl:"...are you tired?"
Quackity:"what?"
He looked down at himself.
Karl:"I said,are you tired!-"
Quackity:"Karl,you can't distract me from feeling your hand rubbing my dick!"
Quackity laughed.
Karl whined,but didn't stop awkwardly trying to rub him off from over his pants.
Karl:"uhhhh..I don't know what your talking about?"
He said,palming him a little harder making Quackity shift.
Quackity:"alright,stop!"
He raised his voice in surprise.
Karl took his hand back to himself and frowned.
Quackity rolled his back back and sighed,he never would've thought he'd end up in a position like this with Karl.
It was half funny-half concerning.
Karl:"....are you mad at me?"
Quackity:"what? No?"
Quackity looked at him confused.
Karl:".......so I can go back to palming y-"
Quackity:"NO."
Karl whined.
Quackity:"Karl,just go to sleep!"
Karl:"if you don't wanna fuck,and want me to sleep,why are you holding me so tightly?"
Quackity:"because I don't want you to wiggle around!"
Karl sighed and laid back down on Quackitys chest,slowly and Sadly accepting his fate.
Karl:"if you had just come to the party with me we'd both be drunk and having the sex of our lives right now,on this couch."
There was absolutely no doubt about that.
But Quackity was sober,and Karl was drunk,
It just wasn't right,Karl was obviously way out of his mind.
They were close,knew each other boundaries,
Their do's and dont's,they wouldn't do anything to each other that would make one of them uncomfortable,and this was just a weird situation in general.
Karl yawned,it was music to Quackitys ears.
He slowly melted into Quackitys grip,his body submitting and getting comfortable.
Karl:"shit....I'm kinda tired..."
Quackity:"oh,is that so?"
He said,pettiness in his voice.
Karl slowly nodded.
Karl:"....promise we'll have sex tomorrow morning?"
Quackity smiled.
Quackity:"you know....something tells me you won't be in the best mood tomorrow morning"