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[The episode opens with waking up in a dimly lit room, tied up to a chair. He tries to budge free but fails. His captor paces around him.]
Captor: "Finally awake, Angel Dust."
[Angel glowers but eventually regains his confident smile.]
Angel Dust: "Yeah, and what's it to ya?"
[Captor holds a knife against Angel's face.]
Captor: "I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault."
Angel Dust: "[laughs unbothered.] It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything."
[The captor grabs Angel off the ground by the neck.]
Captor: "Fine! I guess I'll just have to fuck the information out of ya."
Angel Dust: "[Stares defiantly.] Do your worst. [Then breaks into a seductive smile.] Daddy~"
[The captor rips his shirt open and engages in sexual intercourse with Angel, revealing this is a porn film played on the hotel's TV.]
Angel Dust (onscreen): "Oh, yeah, baby~"
[Cuts to and watching creeped out, annoyed and rather interested.]
Angel Dust: "You know, this performance won me a Sex-x-xi award."
Charlie: "It's, uh... Very... Honest?... Oh. [Charlie turns away, nauseous and tries to shield her eyes with her right hand.]"
Vaggie: "Ew."
[Charlie peeks from her fingers back at the TV screen before turning her head away to avoid watching with her hand covering her mouth this time.]
Angel Dust (onscreen]: "Oh, harder, daddy~"
Vaggie: Okay! Enough of that.
[Vaggie tries to help Charlie by covering the side of her face with her own hand, so she doesn't have to see the TV screen and tries to cover (Name)'s eyes only for her peek between her fingers. She turns her head to Angel Dust with a disapproving and unamused stare.]
Vaggie: "Angel, what the fuck?"
Angel Dust: "What? You said was show-and-tell day. I'm showin' you my best film, and I'm tellin you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker."
[Husk is seen cleaning and wiping a wine glass.]
Husk: "Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene."
Angel Dust: [laughs pissed off] Alright, dickhead. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?
Husk: You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?
(Name): "Come on Husk leave him be."
Husk: "Sweetheart we both Know the lines are shitty."
Angel Dust: "[Gasps] Fuck you! This is classy art! [Gestures with two hands at the TV screen]"
Angel Dust (onscreen): "OH! FUUUCK!"
[Co-star slaps Angel's butt and bites it. Sir Pentious covers his eyes when he sees while Niffty lies on her stomach on the table with smile, kicking her legs back and forth as she continues watching.]
Husk: "That's bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point."
"[Gestures to Sir Pentious] That one. That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep!"
"[To Charlie] Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems 'cept her own."
Charlie: "What?! No, I-- What? Pfffft, no, no. [Vaggie just stares at her silently.]"
Husk: "[to Vaggie.] This one. [She turns her attention away from Charlie and scowls at Husk, growling under her breath.] Judges everyone and everything because she hates herself."
[Vaggie frowns before groaning.]
Husk: "[Gestures to Niffty who smiles mischievously.] And Niffty? Hehhh... You don't even want to know what her deal is."
(Name): "What about me husk?"
Husk: "Sweetheart we both know you have more secrets than all of them combined."]
(Name): " *Shrugs and rolls her eyes* Yeah."
[Husk drinks from his bottle of whiskey/wine he is holding as Angel laughs and kicks his legs.]
Angel Dust: "You weren't kidding. Oh ho, wow!"
[Angel laughs in front of Vaggie's face briefly while she is still frowning before sitting himself down on the couches arm.]
Angel Dust: "Kitten's got claws."
[He gestures claws with his hand while looking to the side at Husk flirtatiously, causing his eyes to widen and his eyebrows to raise at that. Angel places his hand underneath Husks' chin, turning his head to face him closely as his hand adjusts against his cheek with his other holding the bottom of Husks' hand.]
Angel Dust: "[Sexily.] Meow~"
[Husk immediately breaks away from his grasp and points at Angel with his index finger rather annoyed, causing Angel's eyes to widen and eyebrows to raise in surprise from the sudden move.]
Husk: "And you! [Scoffs.] Don't get me started. I see right through you and all this bullshit and how fake you are."
Angel Dust: "Oh ho ho, me? Fake? Wow, I had no idea. Guess that's why I'm an actor, dumbass. And-- [Phone vibrates and rings.] Hold that thought."
Angel Dust: "[answers the phone.] Hello? Uh, yeah, I'm-I'm... No, No, I just, I... [Nervously.] No, I-I'm not... But, uh... Yeah, I'll be right there."
(Name): *Clenches her fist knowing exactly who he's talking to.*
Angel Dust: "Well, uh... Looks like Val needs me for an... Uh-- emergency shoot."
Husk: "Uh-huh, sure."
Angel Dust: "You know what? Fuck you. I don't give a shit what some drunk ass bartender thinks a' me. [Pulls out glasses/shades from chest fluff.] So why don't you just crawl back to whatever cave you came from, porn critic. [Husk grows annoyed at his comment as Angel flips him off and puts on hid glasses/shades. Husk growls and glares at him.]"
Charlie: "[Sprints after Angel.] Angel, you can't leave yet. [Tries to stop him from leaving by taking his hands and gently leading him back to the lobby.] We haven't finished our exercises for the day."
Angel Dust: "I'm sure you'll manage without me. [Walks back over to the door to leave, grabs the handle, and opens it.]"
[Charlie sprints back after him and closes the door with her back, trying to block him from leaving.]
Charlie: "There isn't much time left for the hotel to prove itself."
(Name): "Angel please don't go, it never ends well."
[Angel places his hands on his hips and waist growing annoyed before facepalming trying to remain calm before taking off his glasses/shades with one hand and placing another on (Name) and Charlie's shoulder.]
Angel Dust: "Dollface, Charlie, it's my job. I know you want to fix everything but unless you can fix my boss, there's nothing you can do."
[Charlie frowns at what he said Angel moves her out of the way to the door, opens it, puts his glasses/shades back on, and slams the door and leaves.]
Charlie: "Uuugh, why is this so haaaard? What am I doing wrong?"
Vaggie: "Well, I mean... You're the princess of Hell."
Charlie: "So?"
Vaggie: "So, you don't really use the power that comes with that, which I love about you, but maybe you can... I don't know, command a little more... Authority?"
Charlie: "[Whines.] But that's so meeeeaaan."
Vaggie: "It's not mean exactly. It's... Uh aggressive kindness."
Charlie: "Okay... I could be so aggressively kind to Angel's boss... That I convince him to let Angel spend more time at the hotel!"
Vaggie: "Sure, whatever gets you there, babe."
(Name): "*places her hand on charlie's shoulder* Charlie, i don't know if that's a good idea, Val isn't a demon who should be taken lightly."
Charlie: " But (Name) we need as much time with angel as possible and vaggie's right, I'm sure I can convince him."
(Name): "*Sighs* Fine I'll let you go but I'm coming with you."
Charlie: "yay"