📍Excelsior High School
137, 3 Mountain View Ave, Kingston
Amiya Jamelia Whyte|19
It was now lunch time for us 6th formers and at first Jameilia and I were in the classroom just talking to each other but then she guh seh she hungry suh now the two a we inah the canteen...mhi regret not taking the man money, I swear.
Neva see sumo weh mhi regret suh.
"Suh yah tell mhi seh such man nuh gi yuh a dolla?" Jam Jam asked and I pout out my lips, leaning on the wall, staring at her and shrugging my shoulders, not wanting her to know that I made my pride get the best of me.
"Watch yah, nah ansa mhi?"
"Mhi tell him seh mhi neva wah him money" I said after a few moments a silence between us. She looked at me and then burst out laughing.
"Stop laugh, it doh funny" I muttered, shoving my hand in my pocket and taking out my phone cause watch and see if mhi nah guh dash weh mhi pride and bawl dun the place to him.
"Weh yuh mean? A who else aguh gi yuh money cause mhi know uncle nuh supposed to up yah same ways and a him yah stay wid"
"Girl mhi nuh depend pan man"
"Girl yuh barely know such man and a lie wid him"
Yeah cause a him cause it, anuh like mhi willingly dweet. Mhi too bright fhi dem sumo deh.
"Says the girl that lost her first kiss to him on the 2nd week, crazyy"
Shut uuh bomboclatt man. Love rass chat.
"Mhi know but...girl yah guh starve yuh self cause a big big pride?" She said and took a 5 grand out of her pocket, showing me.
"This morning Cardo see mhi and put a fat 20 gran inah mhi hand" Hear all them sumo yah.
I stare at her with a bite of my top lip, a wonda why them a move faster than me and the people dem man.
"Wah yuh wah mhi buy yuh?" I shook my head at her as we walked up in the line.
"It's okay Jameilia, mhi not even hungry" I am but mhi really nuh wah turn to nuhbody fhi nun weh mhi can just guh work fah.
Mhi really need fhi look a work.
"Bitch stop ramp wid mhi and tell mhi weh yuh wah" She said while mean mugging me. I smiled and shook my head "Mhi serious dwagg, mhi nuh wah nun" I said.
Soon dash weh mhi pride and guh bawl bout mhi hungry...wouldn't be the first.
"Yuh sure Amiya?"
"Yes I am, stop gwan suh man" I said. She looked at me for a bit before going up in the line.
She bought her food and once we got it we went round the gazebo weh did already full a 6th formers...the ones that we both hate too.
Kelsei-ann and har dutty fren dem.
"Mek we just guh back a class cause mhi cah badda wid the problem right now" I said and knowing Jameilia she aguh guh siddun under the gazebo anyways...and of course I was right.
I sigh and followed behind her. We went to the seat in the back, having to pass Kelsei-ann weh did a scrunch up har face from she see we.
Mhi wah seh sumo to har yuh see but the people dem dun have mhi as mental.
"A wah she cah afford fhi buy food?" I heard a whisper and I look up to see the one and only Chelsea, the only browning inah dem group.
Mhi nuh know when she and Kelsei-ann tun friend cause Kelsei-ann and Amanda woulda always a come to we and a talk sum things bout har.
I guess the fuck out people dem stay together.
"A wah Amiya?" I gave her a small smile cause mhi really and truly nuh wah nuh problem. Right now mhi nuh wah test dem yah people life wid Aziel cause him nuh look like him fraid fhi kill anybody and mhi seriously doh know how serious him tek mhi...and mhi nuh wah find out.
"Suh a weh she have eyes fah suck cocky Chelsea" Jesus Christ why dah gyal yah love suh much problem.
"Weh yuh just seh, fuck out Jameilia?" Ah boy, look how them aguh slowly rope mhi in now and mhi already wah defend mhi friend.
I silently watch the two have a face off before Jameilia start laugh and close har food box and a deh suh mhi know problem start.
If yuh get she fhi stop nyam just know seh she soon jump ova the table.
"Yuh madda nuh fuck out Chelsea? Hear seh the way she a pay fhi yuh school fee a fhi spread har legs dem, sure yuh wah inah problems wid mhi and mhi best friend" Mhi nuh know fhi cuss suh mhi nuh entertain it. Mhi will entertain the fighting though.
All she affi do a act like she bad and touch Jameilia, a mhi aguh be the one fhi jump over table.
"The fuck dah whoring gyal yah feel like seh she can diss mhi. Memba seh yuh bloodclatt man used to fuck mhi bitch" That is not a flex.
If Jameilia nuh get expell one a dem day yah...I doh know when but I hope not cause a har last year this.
"Swear to God this nuh necessary" I muttered.
"Shut up depressed suck buddy bitch" Mhi not even do nun and she just diss mhi suh...mhi neva yet inah mhi life even taste buddy, weh dem sumo deh come from?
"Oh?? Suh tru yuh suck buddy mumma a dweet yuh think seh everybody and har a the same thing, stretch out pussy bitch" I said unfazed about the whole situation cause I swear it neva necessary fhi we start argue. All mhi did a do a stare.
"If yuh feel like seh tru mhi nuh seh nun to unuh, unuh can bully mhi, guh pass place wid yuh pickney dem ghost. Matta a fact bitch guh swallow sum more a dem" I told her and Jameilia laughed.
"At least mhi have more money dan yuh Amiya, yuh cah even afford lunch"
"See yuh baby duppy deh pan yuh shoulder" I muttered and pointed and people around us laughed, and I could've tell it did start fhi fume har anger but she nah guh do nun. Nun a dem nah guh do nun.
"A next one pitch to bloodclat" I said and Jameilia laughed making me laugh to. Mhi couldn't keep the straight face to rass.
"Yuh cah diss mhi yerr Amiya, wid yuh scamma man" A cah jealous she jealous a the likkle attention mhi a get from the likkle brown man.
"Mhi nuh think nun pan him likkle stillz, just a seh...it nuh feel suh either"
"Yuh madda a sell har pussy Chelsea, be so fr right now" Jameilia said and then stood up with her food. I shook my head and did the same, leaving with Jamelia cause mhi swear mhi nuh inah it wid dem. Mhi tell ee lady mek we just guh back a class but no, she wah start problem.
"And your madda nah do the same?" Amanda butt in but nuh body nah pay she nuh mind.
"Alright suck cocky crew, cah do nun more but tell unuh fhi mek sure seh unuh swallow the baby dem properly...cah a inah argument wid unuh when unuh jealous a bruk bruk me"
"Unuh richa dan mhi, mek mhi live man, gosh" I muttered and just left cause mhi swear mhi nah the energy fhi fight and if mhi fight nun a dem somebody nah come out alive.
Full a too much anger from last year. Depressed from dem time deh, lowe dem fhi lowe mhi alone cause dem mussi think seh depressed people think righted.
"Hate the fucking gyal dem yuh see" Jamelia said as we walked back to our class.
"Yah talk boh that, mhi tell yuh seh mek we just guh uppa class-"
"Girl afta mhi neva think dem did brave enough fhi come and a try class we, Kelsei-ann did quick fhi run to prini but is like she only bad when she group up...yuh nuh see seh a dash weh belly Chelsea affi a chat fhi the wol a dem?" She laughed and I shook my head, sitting down in my seat.
Kelsei-ann and Amanda did switch seat wid two a the boy dem inah we class cause dem neva wah siddun beside a we and boy was I relieved when I came back into my classroom after Chemistry fhi see seh dem inah different seat.
"Cah badda wid you inuh" I said and put my phone on the desk as well as putting my airpod in my ears.
Pride gahn now, aguh bawl to the boy.
I press his name and the call button, staring at the screen as it rang.
After a while him answer "Ma?"
"Mhi cah believe yuh Aziel...yuh really and truly do mhi dis bredda" He laughed.
"Dead yah dead fhi hungry now? Fucka yuh, mhi did a gi yuh the money and yuh seh yuh rather starve, starve mamz, starve" Hear the pussy to nuh. Mhi wish mhi did a see him rn.
"Ask har if Jameilia deh deh" Hear Ricardo inah the background.
"A wah a gwan yah suh, fren and fren thing. Weh fhi mhi mamz deh" That sound exactly like Kaheem, a definitely him.
"A backroad a sell blowjob fhi $500" Aziel answered and mhi just start hear the man dem inah fits a giggling, neva yet hear Aziel laugh suh inah mhi laugh, full on windex bokkle to puss foot.
"Yo unuh a real bomboclat crawsis inuh" Kaheem answered and I laughed a little, shaking my head and looking at Jameilia.
"Such man a ask fhi yuh" I told her and mumz start blush instantly. What a yamabella she tun inah the span a one day.
"Tell him seh him can more dan text mhi, boh him a ask fah"
"Aziel tell Ricardo seh Jameilia upset wid him" I laughed when she tried to shush mhi.
"Upset wid me?" I heard Ricardo ask and I hum in affirmation.
"A neva dat mhi seh, Amiya stop nuh bredda" I laughed once again "She a seh she did think unuh did lock in already but yuh not even text har a good morning" I went on to say, mhi man goodly have mhi pan speaker.
"A mhi future wife that inuh but she fhi stop wid the lying"
"Weh him a seh?"
"Him a seh him wah wol yuh and choke yuh fuck yuh" I lied as if him nah hear.
I look at her, smiling at her blushing "Stop tell lie"
"Yo yuh ooman a sumo else, dranko she be"
"Back away man, mhi alone fhi call mhi ooman dranko and crawsis" Aziel respond to Ricardo as Kaheem and another voice laughed at my earlier statement.
"Girl text yuh man and lowe mhi and mine alone" I said to her cause all now mhi nuh start whine and bawl seh him wikid.
Him tun mhi man now, by lata him a dutty man and crawsis.
"Weh yah seh now mamas" Yeah man, a it that. Mhi horny now, soak up inah my draws.
A drool between mhi legs.
"As mhi did a seh...buy mhi sumo fhi eat when yah come fhi mhi nuh" I said in a whisper.
"Wah?" Him know him hear mhi inuh; I rolled my eyes and just stared down at my phone, wishing it was really on FaceTime but a me boh mhi a straight call him.
"Srop gwan like yuh neva hear mhi battyman"
"Wah yuh seh? Yuh hungry?" I glare at my phone and started to laugh when I heard his friends laughing.
"Wah yuh seh? Yuh hungry, poor baby" Kaheem teased how he sounded awhile ago but wid a likkle bit a spice.
"Dash y yuh buy fuck a bomboclat taboo and back road" What a boy feisty sometimes mhi affi laugh when him ansa back to people or me.
"Gweh yah big simp, boh yah soft up voice. Wol world aguh hear how yuh talk to yuh ooman"
"Guh buy a fuck, pussy" I laughed.
"Weh yuh wah ma?"
"Chinese food" I respond with a smile on my lips, looking at Jameilia since she get suh quiet, mamz inah the phone a smile and a text away.
"From weh my girl, mhi a buy dog food fhi know weh fhi get ee?"
"Bredda memba seh mhi ooman a family wid the dog eating people dem, chill wid it" I heard Ricardo and the laugh weh mhi laugh deh.
"Wait tell har doh tell Melia that, Amiya cool nuh dwag" Not him a chat to mhi like mhi and him a big fren.
"Girl a wah?"
"Yuh man seh yuh nyam dog food" I laughed watching how the smile on her face drop. She put the phone to her lips.
"Tell him seh she aguh send him one voice note"
"Him hear, a put him ears pan mhi phone like him fuck man" I laughed and shook my head.
"Aye stinking boy, yuh feel like seh mhi and yuh a fren boh mhi a nyam dog? Yah nyam pussy and yah nyam pork, big crawsis boy. Mah guh block yuh, yuh see you Ricardo nuh chat to mhi again. NUH CHAT TO MHI!" I smiled at her cause she know she nah block the boy and she dun yam out.
"Bredda yuh ooman a real bomboclat crawsis inuh. Amiya doh mek mhi ketch yuh likkle girl" Not me turning friends with Ricardo and now mhi a him enemy.
"Mhi and Aziel fuck yuh up" Aww not the guy that hated me the first time he saw me, defending me. Like him accept seh mhi nah guh nuh weh.
"Nuh you nuh like har pussy, all Aziel a do a smile. Amiya yuh tun the man inah pussy to rass" A chaos deh ova fhi dem side wid Ricardo, like a him a the funny one inah dem likkle group.
"Bredda yah fish, yah tek mhi picture fah, suck cocky ute"
"Muss fhi yuh mhi a suck" Nah that's wild, who says that.
"Kmt, Amiya mah guh call yuh back when mhi reach. Aguh buy the food a Sakura, that okay wid yuh?"
"A your money" Mhi not even fuck wid Sakura like that but a food like that mhi wah suh mhi aguh tek it sah.
"Thanks by the way" I added and heard him let out a hum before the call cut. I smacked my lips together and then roll my eyes.
"Bright and stink" Jameilia mumbled and I laugh.
But look how mhi forget fhi tell such man seh mhi a stay back todeh...fuck counseling yah.
"Though we need it bad right now"
"Him nah nuh mannas fr girl" I said while smiling at her. I watch her look at her phone.
"Mhi nuh upset wid him nuh more" She said, showing me the text message he sent her. Boy inah the text a explain himself inuh. Love that fhi she.
"Yamabella the story of Jameilia and Ricardo" I muttered and instantly memba seh him inah gang to cause if him stay roun Aziel then him deh inah it to. God damn.
Mhi alright inuh but mhi nuh know boh Jameilia all when a standpipe she grow. My reaction aguh totally different from fhi har own, normal sumo fhi mhi see people dead body...maybe not them head offa dem body-mhi not even see that mhi just see him stab him up inah him throat but mhi only speculate seh him tek off him head.
Godddd! Now mhi gross out.
Still mhi man dat. Periodt.
"Two a unuh aguh be such a funny couple, swear"
"Yeah and you and Aziel aguh be toxic" Him a the only toxic one but mhi nah look pan she.
My man dat, hehe boy.
The bell rang indicating that our lunch break was over and inah a couple minutes, 5 minutes max tbh we sociology teacher reach inah the class and start class but anuh everybody did deh yah.
Like Kelsei-ann and har crew.
I put my focus in front of me and got bored the moment the teacher started to talk.
Sleep mah guh sleep.
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Jameilia and I walked out of the school together. Mhi did affi hide out Mr. Taylor just nuh too aguh cause is like the man get serious pan mhi, him find himself a mhi form class a look fhi mhi, mhi did affi get one a mhi guy classmate dem fhi get mhi bag fimmi.
Man soon get dwak pan mhi to the way mhi aguh start hide him out nuff.
"Watch ee dutty bitch, I gone guh home and send har mhi a ride har man yuh see" I whipped my head around since Jameilia was behind me. I stared at her shocked cause a Kelsei-ann she a talk weh a guh inah har fadda blue Mercedes Benz wid Amanda and Chelsea, and ar fren Jayda.
"Yuh fuck him fhi true?" I asked her, still shocked. She grab my hand and pull me back, showing me her phone. My eyes went wide and my mouth was open as I stared at the short video.
"Not you a video him buddy a slide in and out...lawddd Jameilia yah battygyal" I pushed her phone from my face, shuddering cause now har vagina and the boy penis inah mhi mind.
"Lawddd bredda" She laughed.
"Gweh man, mhi pussy pretty boh" I scrunched up my face in disgust cause she mussi think mhi aguh seh nun boh har vagina like seh mhi a battygyal.
"Aguh send har wen mhi gah mhi yard, she and the wol a dem a get too prime now" We watch the car drive off and I shook my head, still trying to get the video out of my head.
A Mercedes Benz 2021 amg coupe was beeping like fhi no reason, like sir or ma'am is either yah guh come outta the car and mek yuh people dem see yuh or yuh drive guh bout yuh ways, truh.
"Yuh man can change car ee?" Jameilia muttered and I looked to see the passenger seat window was winded down and the brown man a frown up him face like seh mhi did fhi rass know seh him change car again.
"Kmt cah badda wid him inuh, nuh wonda people think a scamma man" I said while we walked towards the car. I opened the passenger seat and got in.
"Y yuh muss always inah dem hype car yah, a wah kinda colour this even be, grey?" I asked him once Jameilia was seated in the car. He place the food in my lap with a orange juice and I started to smile.
"Memba yuh kick mhi door this morning, put a dent inah the car and mhi nah drive nuh dent up car guh nuh weh suh it deh mechanics fhi dem change dhi door"
"Neva dat mhi ask" He rolled his eyes and drove off. I opened the box and honestly this can gwan. Lo Mei and malah chicken and brownstew gravy.
"Doh mek nun spill my girl" Not even memba seh a moving vehicle mhi deh inah to the way how mhi hungry and the smell a the food just lik mhi nose suh when mhi open the box.
"See when yuh gwan like seh yuh stush and cah tek man bomboclat money" He argued but I just ignored him and continued to eat.
"Mumz did a starve inuh Aziel, she sleep through half a the class suh she cah feel ee hunger" What a gyal wikid and bad ee, but mhi aguh ignore har like how mhi a ignore Aziel worse she expose har privates to mhi wid har battygyal self.
"Inah har sleep and har stomach a grumble" I paused and turned my head to look at Jameilia because mhi couldn't believe mhi ears because why she gone suh far.
I look at Aziel and saw him side-eyeing me and shaking his head. Him look good ee a wah a gwan fhi him todeh, cologne smell strong to but a the one Suavage Dior, mhi soon start use him things.
Him have on one white shirt wid writings on it, a rip jeans but his skin wasn't exposed...and ofcourse the pants deh a him below him waistline, all when him a siddun it just a rest pan him hip to pussyclat, all when belt inah the pants. The tag is also still on the pants, very Jamaican of him tbh.
A boh 10 pair a white forces him have stillz inuh, fhi why? I don't know but him have on one a the pair dem, a sliver Rolex and a small diamond chain around his neck.
Him still look sexy though, especially with him having his dominant hand pan the steering wheel while his other was well rested on the arm rest, his head bopping to 'Likkle Miss' by Skeng weh did a play lowly inah the car from him Spotify Playlist.
"Yuh wikid Jameilia" I said cause mhi know the boy feed mhi this morning and a neva nun light mhi get fhi eat suh there's no way when I was sleeping my stomach did a growl. Mhi did hungry but nuh suh.
"I'm telling you" She said with a wring of her neck and I scrunch up my face.
Mhi kiss mhi teeth and turned back around in the seat, continuing to eat my food while looking at him cause him seh a one thing and den quiet even though this even him and him fren dem did a laugh inah mhi ears.
Nah trouble him stillz, him deh pan him period right now.
I pick up my phone when I felt it vibrate.
A stinking, dutty gyal Jameilia.
My Open Diary 🔓 💅🏼💗
A weh yuh do the boy?
Hmm ugly munga? Lol.
Nuh do him nun, mussi seh
pan him period.
Yuh gwan yah, wah him bruk yuh up.
Yuh alr dan mhi tbh, liad gyal 🙄
Boh mhi stomach did a grumble.
Mhi wah Ricardo bruk
YOUU UP!! 🫵🏾 Liad.
Excuse boh...bombastic side eye.
Him a try look inah yuh phone. Lmaooo.
I looked at him through my peripheral vision and she was right, him a try be slick. Not him get insecure boh mhi already. Awww.
"What a dutty gyal yuh be"
Him know rightfully so though seh mhi anuh him ooman suh him cah even ask mhi who a text mhi. I put the phone down on its face on my lap and lift my head up, looking at him.
He stopped at the light and looked at me as well, his eyes running over my face. My phone vibrated once again and I watch his eyes fall to it before he looked back on my face.
"A wah Aziel" He shook his head at me and looked back on the road.
"Soon talk to yuh" He muttered and I hum, not bothering to carry on with the conversation cause him obviously nuh inah the mood fhi talk.
The rest of the drive I was just texting Jameilia and have har tell mhi the story boh how she reach a Stony Hill a fuck ee people dem man. Always sumo wid she, if anuh cussing, a she a run back to har ex fhi fuck...or a she a try spite somebody.
Definitely wah see how this aguh play out wid She, Ricardo and Abel, har ex. Him nuh righted inuh. Mhi all hear seh him mix up inah one bagga things wid people all the way dun a Montego Bay.
"Mam tun scamma pan the mamz"
Aziel dropped Jameilia off and then yuh know hum affi turn back dun fhi guh trees way, extra gas fhi him repeatedly. I close my box cause mhi dun the food through the drive.
"Yuh alright Zielly?" I broke the silence between us and he completely ignored me, humming to RajahWild 'Monster'.
"You're so petty" I rolled my eyes, putting my attention back on my phone, welcoming the silence between us all over again.
Dah man yah aguh drain mhi out inuh. Mhi aguh look suck out before we dun wid each other.
Mhi tiad alr to.
Sighhhhhh.
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📍Cherry Gardens, Kingston 8
St. Andrew
Aziel Raheem Gordon,20
I silently watch her walk into the house and tek off har shoes and ar bag, she do everything wid attitude like anuh me fhi upset wid har.
Wol car ride she just a type weh pan the phone like seh mhi will nuh tek it and mash it up. Nuh know which nigga dat shehave a mek she did a smile and a buss laugh inah mhi car but dah pussy deh is a dead fucking man walking.
Like she nuh see seh mhi nah play boh har.
I close the door and walked behind her, a watch har a move wid nun but attitude inah har body language, she a tek off ar uniform and a grumble, she not even medz seh mhi inah the room cause mhi memba this morning she rush mhi outta the room suh she can put on har uniform.
As if mhi nuh soon start spread har legs dem and push mhi cocky inah har.
"Real"
Nah look pan har stillz cause if mhi dweet she might end up wid a bruise pan har skin and she dun have pan har skin a heal...and mhi madda neva grow mhi fhi put mhi hand pan ooman.
I watch her slide out of her uniform skirt and mhi feel mhi pants start tighten the longer mhi stare pan har.
Har skin smooth and nice, and feel soft. Das y mhi like hug up pan har.
She bend fhi tek off har socks and mhi a see har pussy a print through har shorts.
Pussy fat up.
"Wah beat it up fhi mek it fatta"
Yuh fuck.
"Mussi think seh a me mek him neva grown wid vagina like him did wah" Everything mhi do sassy fhi har to pussyclat now she a disrespect mhi like she nuh know seh mhi behind har.
A gwan like seh she oblvious to mhi; mhi feel like she a tease mhi because why it a tek suh long fhi tek off socks.
"Crawsis boy" I shook my head and walked up behind her, pressing my front on her ass. I took a fist full of her fluffy hair.
She full a hair pan har head yuh see, and is a good thing cause mhi soon start tear it out when mhi have har pan har knees a tek mhi hood up inah har spine.
"Ah stop nuh" I lift her head up and brought my free hand around, grabbing her throat and forcing her to arch against mhi.
"Stop play wid mhi Amiya" I whispered in her ear, letting her hair go and bringing my hand to rest around her stomach.
"Mhi nah play wid yuh Aziel, let mhi guh" Wah fuck dah gyal yah and cah dweet until she tell mhi.
Mhi feel like a dog pan a leash a wait fhi him owner fhi free him from the same leash.
"Example deh bad yf"
Yzt, wah buss a load inah har ole but she not even wah mhi feel the pussy.
"Paitence fadda, cool nuh man, cool it"
"No yah play wid mhi b, yuh come inah mhi car and a text man inah mhi face, a laugh and dem thing deh and den yuh upset wid mhi" I said, trailing my hand down but she grab it and bring up back to har stomach.
Ahh cool.
"But yuh neva did a talk to mhi, weh mhi fhi do, siddun inah silence wid nun fhi do?" Mhi did find we silence comfortable. Mhi and har nuh need fhi a talk, she just need fhi near and mhi alright.
Neva suh happy fhi know seh har bredda nuh deh yah.
"Stop fucking play wid mhi my girl" I muttered and she kissed her teeth. I lift my head away from her ear and tilt her head.
Wah fuck har inah dah same position yah, a wol har hand dem out and a pull dem like mhi wah tek dem off.
Yo dah girl yah nuh know the mount a things mhi wah do to har inuh and mhi nuh feel that fair fhi she nuh know.
I stare at her lips before pressing my lips on them, them taste nice yuh fuck, har lip them just pink and pretty.
I grip her throat firmly, biting on her top lip and then sucking on it "Stop tease mhi" That remind a when mhi tek har first kiss. Still cah believe it to this day seh a me get ar first kiss.
Feel good inah mhiself yf.
"Mhi know yuh feel mhi buddy pan yuh batty" I said and kissed her again, a bruk har neck just fhi taste har lips. She nuh look like she mind it suh we good.
I slide my hand down and stop, a wait fhi see if she aguh move mhi hand but no sah suh mhi start guh lower and still nun.
"Wah dis now doh lord?"
"A weh she a do bredda?"
You fhi have the ansa inuh fadda.
I slide my hand in her shorts and panty inah one swift move.
She moaned on my lips and mhi start feel blood a rush to mhi cocky.
Thing well firm up yah now.
"Neva think we woulda get suh far fadda"
Yzt? Not even know if mhi fhi test ee luck.
Truh bomboclat.
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As a fuckist...mhi nuh know weh fhi do right now, neva think she woulda mek mhi get suh far.
Weh the fuck mhi fhi a do again?
Fuck dwag a weh yuh gahn?
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