"Please comment."
[The scene changes to show in his room, eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork while jazz music plays in the background. Suddenly, the jazz music stops with a record-scratching sound when Vaggie and (Name) came by with the Egg Boiz behind them.]
Vaggie: "Alastor!"
[Alastor looks surprised for a second and his eyes go from the deer carcass on the table to (Name) and Vaggie]
Alastor: "Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast."
Vaggie: "Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them."
Alastor: "*throws away knife and fork, stands up and summons microphone* Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!"
(Name): "Al she means Humanely!"
Alastor: Hmm. Well, that's a lot less fun *eyes glow red, and the x appears on his forehead*, but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today. *Walks out of the room*
(Name): "I'm gonna go with him to makes sure he doesn't scramble them."
Vaggie: "Great! *Looks at deer carcass* That looks disgusting."