Karl x Quackity
Text/chat fic💬 / fluff💠
Song:
Ik I haven't posted in a while but I've been a little busy with my internship/job lately
Here's a little and short chatfic for you
K:
Baba
Babe***
Hello
Q
Q:
Hi
Why r u calling me babe you homo
K:
R u around ur friends?
Q:
No?
You know their not homophobic right lol
K:
Right
Your just a massive pussy LMAO
Q:
☹️
It's not like I don't flirt with you in public
K:
Yeah but
Still.
Anyways,let's change the subject
What r u wearing at the party 2night?
Q:
Nothing?
K:
😳😳😳
Q:
Wow.
You know what I mean
I'm not wearing a costume
K:
Ur so lame
Pleasssseeee wear a costumeeee plsssss
Q:
I don't want to though😫😫
Also
I DONT HAVE ONE
wait
Do you just have a costume lying around in ur dorm room incase there's a seasonal costume party whenever??
Your 20??????
Wtf??
K:
Yeah,what if I do?
Q:
What r u going as?
K:
2008
Q:
How.
K:
I'm gonna turn into a MySpace scene Queen
🙂
Q:
What,so your gonna crossdress???
K:
What? No?
Q:
😢🍆⤵️
K:
I'm just gonna dress like a scene kid yk
Omg
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
IF U WERENT CLOSETED WE COULD TOTALLY MATCH
Q:
Why would I match w you...
K:
Because you already have dumb emo side part-able hair you fucking loser
Q:
I guess you have a point..
I'll think about it..
K:
YOU WILL??
Q:
No lol
K:
Worst boyfriend ever.
Go fuck yourself
Corpse is getting the nastiest sloppy tonight
Q:
Not if I get to him first
K:
Is that a bet? 😏
Q:
No Karl,it's not.
Don't cheat.
Pls
K:
SMH you know I'm JOKING
jeez
Ur acting like you didn't hook up w jenfer like a week ago
Q:
?
Fuck
You know about that???
K:
Yeah?
Corpse told me
He saw u at the party
Q:
Dude
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
I was gonna tell you.
K:
Don't fuckin start that shit
You weren't planning on telling me.
Q:
No I was
I swear
I'm sorry I was drunk and she was touching my dick and she smelled exactly like you and
????
K:
Calm down
It's fine? lol.
Q:
It doesn't sound fine
K:
We both made it clear that this was just casual sex
We're not together lex
Q:
Don't calm me lex,you know that shit makes me hard
K:
🙎🏼🤦🏼
Well,I'm just saying that it's fine
Shit happens,we're not bound to each other
If we wanna take it further,we'll do that.
And if not,then not.
All in do time 🍆
Q:
I Wanna take it further
K:
I don't? You fucked jenfer literally a week ago
I don't trust you? Fake bitch😭
Q:
Ok that's fair
K:
What kinda name is 'jenfer' anyways
Did her parents forget the 'I' ?
Q:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bae ur so funny😂😂😂
K:
What?
Q:
ugh,FINE!! I'll suck your dick!!
K:
????
Q:
Babe,ur so pushy😅😅😅
Like I will guzzle down your shmeat it's OK!!
K:
Don't ever fucking tell me your gonna guzzle down my shmeat ever again
Q:
Fine
I'll drink ur fluids!! It's okay!!!
K:
Please stop
I don't like this weird side of you
I'm the horny one in a weird way
Q:
Let's listen to mcr together
My pretty rave girl 🧑🏻🎤 rawr XD
K:
Stop this
That doesn't actually sound that bad but r u doing this bc u feel bad about 'cheating' on me
Q:
Yes
I'm not a cheater I swear
K:
Lex,I know.
Q:
😫🍆💦💦💦🫧
K:
U take nothing seriously
Yk what
I'll forgive you If you dress emo at the party 2 night
Q:
Deal
I'm down to clown dude
Slap on some black eyeliner,side part my hair,
Wear my Pierce the veil shirt,put on some studded bracelets hell yeah
K:
Wait
Do you just have all these stuff laying around in your dorm room???
Q:
Uh
No?...
I'll just borrow them from corpse..
You know how emo he is
K:
I don't buy it.
You emo freak
Q:
Would you still love me...if I was emo? 🙁
K:
Ofcourse i would 🙂❤️🙂
You know why?
Q:
Why?
K:
BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOUUUU