➼𝒦𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈𝒽𝑜...

By p0tiZN0

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Hi everyone!✉️ ╰┈➤so if you haven't been here before,these are just a bunch of karlity oneshots,i Hope you en... More

WELCOME🪱
When the homie is lookin a little too submissive on new years eve (karlity) 🔱
Messy relationship (karlity) 🔱🔗
Pettiness (karlity) 💠
Forest rangers (karlity) 💠🔗
Friends to lovers (karlity) ♻️🔱
"We're guys,ofcourse we expolore eachothers bodies!" (Karlity) 💬
College Football (karlity) ♻️
Opposites attract (karlity) 💠
Save a horse,fuck a cowboy (karlity) ♻️
Save a horse,fuck a cowboy (karlity) ♻️ 3
'We're not together?..' (karlity) 💠💬
robbing a gas station for a ps5 (karlity) 💠
When he a freak but your tummy hurts (karlity) 💠🔗
Drunk (karlity) 💠🔗💬
In a cramped tent (karlity) ♻️🔱
Viagra prank (karlity) 🔱♻️(?)
Peanus creamus (karlityicanttakeitanymore) 💠
A/N
Boxing lesson (karlity) 💠🔱🔗
Old text messages (karlirty) 🔗🔱
Omegle (karlity) 🔱
Bunk beds (karlity) 💬♻️
The back of your cop car (karlity) ♻️
420 (karlity) 💠
My girlfriends ex (karlity) 💠🔱
Freinds forever (karlity) 💠
Porn rehearsal (karlity) 🔱
Highschool reunion (karlity) 🃏
Late night drive (karlity) 💠🃏

Save a horse,fuck a cowboy (karlity) ♻️ 2

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By p0tiZN0

There were two lights next to the blue door and it was dark outside.
Quackity:"fuck,that's nice..."
Quackity exhaled as he leaned against the exposed brick wall.
Karl:"yeah,sure is..."
Karl handed Quackity his lighter.
Quackity:"you want one?"
He said,referring to a cigarette.
Karl smiled and leaned next to him.
Karl:"sure"
Quackity smiled and gave Karl one of his cigarettes.

He cupped his hand and held it infront of his cigarette as he lit it.
He did the same Karl.
They both inhaled the brick-like taste before exhaling it,only for it to immediately be winded away.
Right into Karl's face.
Karl coughed as the smoke landed on his face.
Karl:"ugh!"
Quackity laughed at him.
Quackity:"pussy.."
Karl wiped his face annoyed.

Quackity:"what's better than cigarettes and beer.."
Karl looked at him.
Karl:"now your soundin like a true country boy,I'm impressed"
Quackity smiled proudly.
Karl:"although you forgot sex."
Quackity sighed disappointed in himself.
Quackity:"fuck! How could I forget the sex..."
Karl shook his head.
Karl:"rookie...just as i thought,your a CITY boy.."
Quackity groaned like the things Karl was saying actually hurt his feelings.

Karl chuckled.
Quackity:"so let me get this straight...what's better than beer,cigarettes and sex."
Karl:"great job,now you got it"
Quackity laughed to himself as he looked away,being around Karl was fun.
Although they both wished this tension would come to an end and they could finally just fuck each other already.
Quackity:"too bad were missing the sex..."
Karl looked at him with a smile.
Karl:"yeah,too bad...."
Quackity:"hm..."

Quackity looked at him.
They stared at each other for a few seconds before Quackity looked back to the front and smoked.
He didn't see it,but Karl just looked at him like he was crazy.
Can he not take a hint?
Karl just had to lay it on thicker.
He took a deep breath before taking another hit to the cigarette and turning to the front.
Karl:"you ever fucked a country boy before?"
Quackity looked at him,karl slowly turned back to him too.

Quackity:"does getting head from Sapnap count?"
Karl smiled,like he knew it didn't.
Karl:"no,it doesn't."
Quackity:"hm."
Quackity Fake frowned.
Karl:"you need a true country boy."
Quackity:"and that would be you?"
Karl smirked.
Karl:"darn tootin'."
Quackity scoffed before he took the cigarette out of his mouth and put it out on the wall before yanking Karl's out of his mouth.

He threw it somewhere,but Karl didn't care.
Quackity grabbed Karl's face and they instantly started to make out against the wall.
It tasted like beer and cigarettes,but that was ok.
They both started to undo their belts as it somehow got even more passionate in a matter of 4 seconds.
Karl managed to get his pants undone in the snap of a finger,but Quackity was still struggling.
Karl seemed to notice since he kept on hearing Quackitys nails scratching on his belt buckle.

Karl lightly pushed Quackity about half and inch away so he could see before he helped Quackity get his belt open.
Karl:"your cute"
Quackity chuckled and looked down at Karl's gifted hands,blushing a little.
Karl smiled as he pulled down Quackitys pants enough for him to 'get it out'.
Quackity turned Karl around and pushed him against the wall.
The cold brick against his face kinda hurt,
But Karl loved it.

I mean,he was so impatient already he could stop moving.
Karl:"c-cmon,you need help getting your boxers off too or what?"
He said impatiently.
But Quackity didn't take him seriously.
He pulled down his boxers and aligned himself with Karl.
Quackity:"i don't have a condom?"
Karl:"condoms are for pussies,just put it in!"
Quackity nodded and quickly pushed himself in.

Karl bit his lip,trying not to audibly express his love for recklessness.
Karl:"f-fucK..~"
Quackity put one of his hands on Karl's waist and the other on his shoulder so he'd have him in his grip.
He hiked up Karl's shirt and started to move.
Karl:"f—fUckk..~"
He whimpered as he gripped the brick cracks.
Quackity:"your not scared someone will find us?"
Karl:"no..I've known this spot for years"
Karl chuckled to himself.

A bit of an weird thing to say to someone who your having sex with,but Quackity definitely wasn't past it.
Quackity:"good to know?"
Karl nodded and groaned,still trying to adjust to Quackity size.
Dry,no lube,big dick,outside,i mean what more can you want?
Quackity:"and if Sapnap looks for us?-"
Karl:"he hasn't been here in a year,enough people are holding him up."
Quackity nodded,just trying to make some conversation while Karl adjusted.

He sounded like it was hurting,but maybe Karl was just verbal.
Karl:"will you hurry? We don't have all night."
Quackity scoffed.
Quackity:"we don't?-"
Karl:"i DONT"
Quackity laughed.
Quackity:"Jeez,alright..."
Quackity pulled out.
Karl looked at him,curious to see his next move.
Karl:"h-hey,why'd you pull out?"
He tried to say in a slightly polite tone to let Quackity know that no matter how impatient he is,he DEFINITELY wants this.

Quackity took Karl's cowboy hat off and put it on his own head.
He could see Karl's face way better now,and could pull his hair.
Karl:"if your planning on telling me to get on my knees and suck,don't think I won't."
Quackity tilted his head.
Quackity:"wow,that's exactly what I was gonna say..."
Karl smiled.
Quackity:"what would you prefer?"

Karl looked him up and down,he didn't seem to be used to that question.
Karl:"do what's the most fun for you,whatever it is,I guarantee you I'll have my fun too."
Quackity thought about it for a few seconds.
Quackity:"you sure you don't have time all night because...it's not like we can only do one of those things?"
Karl smirked and turned around.
He pulled his pants up and got on his knees.
He immediately started to jerk Quackity off,
But Quackity wasn't having it.

Quackity lightly smacked Karl over the head making him look up confused.
Karl:"whats wrong? aH-"
Quackity pushed it in all the way.
He pinned Karl against the brick wall behind him as he felt his uvula on the tip of his dick.
He groaned,satisfied.
Karl held onto Quackitys pants for some support as he chocked over and over again,
Saliva quickly filling up on his mouth to lubricate Quackity.
Quackity smiled and lightly stroked his hair before very slowly pulling out.

Karl tried to follow Quackity as he backed away but he eventually accepted the fact that his dick couldn't be in him forever.
Karl looked up at Quackity as he opened his mouth,releasing his tip.
Quackity:"your really needy...aren't you.."
Karl gulped and nodded.
Karl:"more,please....~"
Quackity smiled and caressed his cheek before putting it back in.
Karl started to deepthroat him,but I guess he hasn't realized yet,that Quackity was the one doing the fucking.

Quackity pinned his head against the wall again and started thrusting back and forth.
It was unexpected,but Karl was ready for anything.
It sounded so foul,like squeezing the water out of a rubber ducky over and over and over again.
But they were adults,it was nothing new.
Quackity:"fuck~..."
Quackity put his hands on the wall as he started to get a bit carried away,fucking Karl faster.

Karl's eyes rolled back into his head as he felt his cheeks blow up every few seconds due to Quackity thrusting deep into him.
Quackity:"shit~"
Quackity groaned and looked down at him.
Quackity:"hey"
Quackity slapped Karl's cheek making Karl's eyes go from deep in his head to looking up at Quackity.
Quackity smirked,but he didn't stop.
Karl held onto Quackitys pants tighter as they held eye contact.

Quackity:"fuck,your beautiful...~"
Quackity saw Karl's cheek get red,but quickly realized that wasn't just because he just got complimented.
Karl choked and lightly patted Quackity,
Signaling him to pull out.
Quackity pulled out and Karl immediately gagged.
Karl:"fuck!..."
Karl held his arm over his mouth as he coughed out,spit and Precum dripping on the floor.

Quackity:"whoa,you okay?"
Karl slowly stopped coughing,and started to laugh.
He looked up at Quackity.
Karl:"please tell me your close.."
He slurred like he was drunk.
Quackity:"why? Do you wanna stop?-"
Karl:"no,because if I don't get your cum down my throat soon I might kill myself"
Quackity raised his eyebrows and scoffed,getting back into position.
Karl smiled,acting like he just drank 12 bottles of whiskey.

Quackity tended to have that effect on people.
Quackity:"fine,open up then.."
Karl opened his mouth,slightly sticking his tongue out to show Quackity all the pre cum that was in him already.
Quackity jerked himself off a bit,just so he could seize this beautiful moment before repeatedly slapping his tip on Karl's face.
Karl closed his eyes,just enjoying this before Quackity finally stuck it back in.
He pushed him against the wall again,
thrusting back and forth and back and forth.

If Karl wanted him to finish,he definitely could.
Quackity:"fUck~.."
Quackity ran his hands into Karl's hair and grabbed it tightly.
Karl whimpered with every thrust,Quackity looked down at him.
So messy,cum and spit all around his mouth,
His cheeks full and his eyelashes clumped together due to his eyes being so watery.
He was gorgeous,even like this.
Quackity bit his lip,starting to get more and more vocal.

Depending on who he was with,it was rarley ever a problem,but Karl DEFINITELY didn't mind hearing Quackity take his lust 'out on him' or rather,with him.
Quackity:"s-shIt Karl~"
Quackity closed his eyes,trying to avoid looking at Karl so he'd last a bit longer but now Karl was still on his mind.
Quackity felt himself twitch inside of Karl's mouth.
Quackity:"f-fUck~ your g-gonNa make me cUm!~"
Quackity opened his eyes to see Karl slightly smile,as much as he could with his mouth being full and what not.

Quackity chuckled.
Quackity:"what? You like when I praise you?~"
Karl nodded satisfied.
Quackity took his hair and tilted his head up a bit more so he could go deeper.
Karl choked and choked again.
All while looking at Quackity.
Quackity:"ghH~ fUck!~"
Quackity started to struggle,although it definitely wasn't a bad thing.
Karl brought his hand up next to his face and made a quick 'jerking off' motion onto his face.
Quackity scoffed.

Quackity:"i-im fuckin trying you brat!"
Karl laughed,but it sounded more like a fish choking on soda.
Luckily,it was moments like this that made Quackity wanna cum even more.
Karl had an idea,while Quackity had his head rolled back,moaning like crazy,Karl decided to go ahead and massage his balls and put them in his mouth too,although it seemed to catch Quackity off guard since he stumbled.
Quackity:"whAt the fU—uCkkHk!?~"
as soon as karl licked them,Quackity felt himself finish.

He shot his first shot down Karl's throat before Quackity pulling out.
Karl closed his eyes and eagerly stuck his tongue out,feeling sprays of cum land all over his face.
It's exactly what he wanted,he was very satisfied.
Although Quackitys climax was a bit unexpected,he definitely enjoyed it.
And judging by the look on karls face,he was having the time of his life.

Quackity slowly stopped shooting and exhaled like he was exhausted.
Karl opened his eyes,curious to see as to what he looked like with Quackitys cum on his face.
Quackity looked down at Karl.
Quackity:"wow..."
Karl:"you taste really good...."
Quackity scoffed and let go of karls soft hair.
Quackity:"like beer and cigarettes?"
Karl smiled.
Karl:"better..."
Quackity nodded,proud of Karl's answer.

Karl wrapped his hand around the front of Quackitys dick and squeezed the tip like he was trying to get toothpaste out of a tube.
Quackity:"what are you doing?"
Karl made a weird slurping noise as he sucked on the tip,trying to get more cum out.
Quackity laughed.
Quackity:"d-dude?! What the fuck are you doing?"
Karl:"trying to get more cum outta you?"
Quackity:"d-dude- stop! That tickles..."
Quackity Said,a bit embarrassed that he just giggled as he pushed Karl off of him.

Karl laughed along.
Quackity:"your a freak..."
Quackity fixed his pants as Karl got up.
He struggled,but eventually did it without collapsing.
They both fixed their pants again,and looked at each other.
Karl:"waaannnnnaaa go to my car and fuck some more?"
He smiled as they walked over to the door,
Ready to go through the rodeo to get to Karl's car.

Quackity stopped before he could open the door.
he put his hands in his pockets.
Quackity:"sure,under one condition."
Karl smiled at him,curious to hear about what Quackity was talking about as he raised his hand to his face to clean off the jizz.
Quackity grabbed his arm before he could clean anything.
Quackity:"you leave that on your face."

Karl looked at him,Quackity didn't have a clue about how much that turned him on.
Karl chuckled.
Karl:"..uh....you think we'll make it through the crowd without someone stopping us?"
Quackity shrugged and smiled before he opened the door.
Quackity:"run."

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