Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨T...

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I DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Boo... More

Chapter #1
Chapter #2
Chapter #3
Chapter #4
Chapter #5
Chapter #6
Chapter #7
Chapter #8
Chapter #9
Chapter #10 🦃Thanksgiving Special🦃
Chapter #11
Chapter #12
Chapter #13
Chapter #14
Chapter #15
Chapter #16 (🚍Rhonda Takes A Bath Oneshot🚍)
Chapter #17
Chapter #18
Chapter #19
Chapter #20
Chapter #21
Chapter #22
Chapter #23
Chapter #24
Chapter #25
Chapter #26
Chapter #27
Chapter #28
Chapter #29
Chapter #30 ✨My Longest Chapter Yet✨
Chapter #31
Chapter #32
Chapter #33
Chapter #34
Chapter #35
Chapter #36
Chapter #37
Chapter #38
Chapter #39
Chapter #40 (Completely Wholesome Broppy Oneshot! 😊)
Chapter #41
Chapter #42
Chapter #43
Chapter #45
Chapter #46
Chapter #47
Chapter #48
Chapter #49 ❗️The Final Chapter❗️
Chapter #50 🌹Bonus Rosie Oneshot🌹

Chapter #44

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Barb: Stop Being So Cute Or I'll Punch You On The Lips! ✊😡

Riff: 😥

Barb: Vary Softly... ✊😠

Riff: 😐?

Barb: With My Own Lips... ✊😐

Riff: 😳!

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JD: Rhonda Is So Much MORE Than Just A Pet Or A vehicle. She Is My VERY BEST FRIEND! She Has Always Been There For Me, Whenever I Felt Sad Or Alone! And She Will NEVER Abandon Me! Right Rhonda? 😌

A Male Armadillo Van: *Walks By* 🚐

Rhonda: 😍 *Wags Her Tail And Runs After Him*

JD: Rhonda?... 😕 *Turns Around, To See Rhonda Fallowing The Other Armadillo*

JD: I Thought What We Had Was Special! 🥺💔

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⚠️LANGUAGE WARNING⚠️

Viva: HELLOOOOOOOO!!! 🤗

Poppy: Hiiii! (^w^)

Spruce: Wuzzup? 👉😎👉

Floyd: *Shyly* H-Hi...👋😅

Branch: There Are 4 Kinds Of People.

Clay: Greetings Fellow Citizens! :)

Branch: There Are 5 Kinds Of People.

JD: WHATS UP F*CKERS?!?! 😃

Branch: There Are 6 Kinds Of People... 😑

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King Quincy: How Tall Are You?

Trollzart: Hight Is A Social Construct.

King Quincy: So... You're Short? 🤨

Trollzart: (-_-)

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Guy Diamond: (Sitting Alone In A Cafe) 😞☕️

DJ Suki: *Walks Up To Him* Guy, Are You Single?

Guy Diamond: Yes... Yes I Am! 😃

DJ Suki: *Takes Away The Empty Chair Next To Him* Thanks! I Needed An Extra Seat. 🪑😁👍

Guy Diamond: :'(

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💒 The Tribe Leaders Right Before Poppy & Branch's Wedding 💒 (They Are All Hanging Out With Each Other) [And No, This Is NOT Canon To The Broppy Wedding Oneshot I Did In The Other Book]

Trollzart: Well, I Have To Go Now, I Have A Wedding To Attend...

Delta Dawn: Really? I Have A Wedding To Attend Too! :)

Trollex: Oh, What A Coincidence! I Have A Wedding To Attend As Well! :D

Prince D: WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND AT THE SAME TIME?! 😨

Barb: OH CRAP! I ALSO HAVE A WEDDING TO ATTEND TO, AND I'M ALSO SUPPOSED TO BE THE BRIDESMAID! 😰

Poppy: WAIT! WHY AM I HERE?!?! I HAVE A WEDDING TO GET MARRIED "IN" IN JUST A FEW HOURS!!! 😱

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Demo: What Happens If I Press The "Gas" Pedal And The "Break" Pedal At The Same Time? 🤔

Val: The Bus Takes A Screenshot. Trust me. 😌

King Branch: For The Last Time... Get The Frick Out Of The Caterbus! 😑

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Brandi: I'm Currently Learning 5 New Languages!

Viva: Why Do You Need to Learn Different Languages?

Spruce: So She Can Swear Around Our Kids.

Viva: ...

Viva. ...I Can Help Teach You Some Spanish... 😐

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Marshtato Mary: How Do I Politely Tell Chaz That I Want To Hit Him With A Brick? 🧱

Pushy Poppy: One Wishes To Acquaint Your Facial Features With A Fundamental Used In Building Walls. Repeatedly.

Marshtato Mary: *Sniffles* That Was Beautiful! 🥹

Chaz: O___O

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Minuet: Excuse Me... Is That Your Hand On My Rear?! >:(

Blaze Powercord: It Was An Accident... 0_0

Minuet: It Is Still There!... >:(

Blaze Powercord:

Blaze Powercord: It's Still An Accident... 0_0

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