Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨T...

By JoltJackalope

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I DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Boo... More

Chapter #1
Chapter #2
Chapter #3
Chapter #4
Chapter #5
Chapter #6
Chapter #7
Chapter #8
Chapter #9
Chapter #10 🦃Thanksgiving Special🦃
Chapter #11
Chapter #12
Chapter #13
Chapter #14
Chapter #15
Chapter #16 (🚍Rhonda Takes A Bath Oneshot🚍)
Chapter #17
Chapter #18
Chapter #19
Chapter #20
Chapter #21
Chapter #22
Chapter #23
Chapter #24
Chapter #25
Chapter #26
Chapter #27
Chapter #28
Chapter #29
Chapter #30 ✨My Longest Chapter Yet✨
Chapter #31
Chapter #32
Chapter #33
Chapter #34
Chapter #35
Chapter #36
Chapter #37
Chapter #38
Chapter #39
Chapter #40 (Completely Wholesome Broppy Oneshot! 😊)
Chapter #41
Chapter #42
Chapter #44
Chapter #45
Chapter #46
Chapter #47
Chapter #48
Chapter #49 ❗️The Final Chapter❗️
Chapter #50 🌹Bonus Rosie Oneshot🌹

Chapter #43

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Gus Tumbleweed: The Life Of A Country Troll Is A Strained, Difficult One. Oh, How I Long To Be A Smooth Rock In The Desert, Nestled In The Sand, Being Warmed By The Sun, And Not Having To Worry About The Troubles That Worries Of Sentient Life... 🏜️

Holly: ...

Holly: ...Do We Need To Talk?

Gus Tumbleweed: I Wish I Was A Croissant-

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Dr MoonBloom: Do You Know The ABC's Of First Aid? 🩹

Dr Plum: A. Bone. Coming Of The Skin Is Really Bad! 😰

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Kid JD: Grandma, I Hate The Way You Pack My Lunch! >:(

Grandma Rosiepuff: Then Why Don't You Just Pack Your Own Lunch, Young Man?! 😠

Kid JD: *Puts An Entire Pack Of OREO's Into His Lunchbox*

Grandma Rosiepuff: Ok, Maybe I Should Keep Packing Your Lunch... 😐

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Death Note: *Tearing Up The Couch Cushions* GRAAAAAAAW! 🐲

Poppy: Not Again... 😞

Branch: If That Dragon Doesn't Learn To Behave Soon... I Think We'll Have To Go Get Him Fixed! >:(

Death Note: 👁️👁️💧...

Death Note: *Flys To The Furniture Store And Buys New Couch Cushions* 😇🛋️

Branch: *Glaring At Death Note* That's What I Thought! 😑 *Crosses His Arms*

Rosie: What Does Getting "Fixed" Mean? 🤨

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Val: I Sent Demo A "Get Better Soon Card" ❤️‍🩹

Minuet: Wow Val! That Is Surprisingly Nice Of You! 😊

Val: Oh, He's Not Sick Or Injured... I Just Wanted Him To Learn To DO BETTER. (-_-)

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(On The Phone)

Poppy: Hey Branchie, I Put A Little Note In Your Lunch Bag Telling You That I Love You. 💕🥰

Branch: *Looks Inside His Lunch Bag* Poppy... This Is A 50-Page Essay About All The Different Things You Love About Me... 😳📑

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Computer: Please Type In Your Password 💻

Thrash: (Types In "Your Password")

Computer: Password Is Incorrect 💻

Thrash: Huh? 🤨

Computer: Please Try Again 💻

Thrash: (Types In "Again")

Computer: Password Is Incorrect 💻

Thrash: BARBRA! THE COMPUTER IS BROKEN AGAIN! :(

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Bash: I Hate Seeing You Like This.

Archer: Like How?

Bash: In Person.

Archer: ...

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Dante: *Who Is Having A Bad Day* What Is A Word That Is A Mix Between "Sad" And "Mad"? 😞

Trollzart: Disgruntled?

Pennywhistle: Miserable?

Minuet: Desolated?

Beetrollvin: S'mad? 🫤

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Viva: Dumbest Scar Stories GO! When I Was First Practicing How To Roll Into A Ball, I Accidentally Crashed Into A Bush, Scratching Up My Face.

Floyd: I Dropped My Hairdryer On My Foot Once And Bruised It Pretty Badly.

JD: I Scorched My Tongue While Drinking Super Hot Coffee.

Spruce: A Crab Pinched My Foot While I Was Walking On The Beach.

Clay: I Slipped On A Banana Peel And Fell On My Face, Cutting My Lip.

Poppy: I Got A HUGE Paper cut On My Hand While Scrapbooking Once.

Branch: ...

Branch: I Have Emotional Scars...

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