Brandi: So Kids, How Did Your Surfing Lessons Go?
Brianna: I Got Stung By A Jellyfish. 🤕🪼
Spruce Jr: I Peed On My Sister! :D
Brandi: What?! 😨
Spruce: Spruce Jr! You Didn't Have To Pee On Brianna! 😥 It's just A Myth That It Cures Jellyfish Stings. 😅
Spruce Jr: Brianna Got Stung By A Jellyfish? 🤨
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Branch: *On The Phone* Where Are You Guys? 😕📱
Clay: We're At The Hospital, Floyd Had To Go Into The Emergency Room... 😞📱
Branch: Oh No! What Happened? 😥
Clay: He Accidentally Swallowed A Watermelon Seed. So I Brought Him Here. And I Don't Think He's Gonna Make It. 🥺
Branch: ...
Branch: Clay, It's Just A Watermelon Seed. He's Going To Be FINE. 😑
Clay: But Dr MoonBloom Said That He's Done For. ☹️
Branch: Yeah, She Says That About EVERYTHING! 😑
Clay:
Clay: Oh...
Floyd: *In A Full Body Cast For Some Reason* Clay, Can We Go Home Now? -_-
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Trollzart: *Traps A Tiny Spider Under A Plastic Cup* 🕷️
Barb: *Appears With Two More Cups*
Trollzart: Barb... What Are You Doing? 😧
Barb: *Shuffles The Three Cups* >:)
Trollzart: BARB NO! 😭
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(At 3 Am)
Cloud Guy: If you Think About It... Why Are Any Of Us Here, Really?
Poppy: I Was Asking About YOU Specifically... 😐
Branch: STOP SNEAKING INTO OUR POD! 😠
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Smidge: You See, Back When I Was Small-
Archer: *Snorts* "Was" Small? 🤣
Smidge: *Slowly Lifts Up A Battle Axe* 🪓😑
Biggie: Not Yet Smidge... 🫷😐
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Hype: So... What Exactly Are You Looking For In A Guy?
Floyd: I Want To Date A Troll Who's Kind, Intelligent, And Resourceful...
Boom: *Walks In* Hey Guys, I Just Thought of something... Since Our "Teeth" Are Technically "Bones" Do You Think Skeletons Take Showers By Brushing Themselves With Toothpaste? 🤔🪥
Floyd: *Pointing At Boom* That One... I Want That One. 🫵
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Velvet & Veneer's Dad: *Walks Into His Daughter's Bedroom* Hey Sweetie, I Was Just Wondering If- 😄
Kid Velvet: GET THE FRICK OUT OF MY ROOM! I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT! 🎮😡
Velvet & Veneer's Dad: O______O
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Trollex: *Coughs* 🤒
Synth: Dang! That Beat Slaps! 😃
Trollex: *Coughs Harder* 🤒
Synth: *Starts Dancing To The Beat* WOOO! TURN IT UP! 🕺
Laguna Tidepool: Synth. He's Not Beatboxing, He's Sick. 🫤
Synth: Heck Ya, He's Sick! AYYYYYYYYYYYY! *Continues Dancing* 🕺
Laguna Tidepool: 🤦♀️
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Delta Dawn: Gus What Are You Doing? :/
Gus Tumbleweed: *Standing On A Chair* 🪑
Gus Tumbleweed: Hey, This Is MY House. I'm Allowed to Stand Wherever I Want, Thank You Very Much. 🙄
Delta Dawn:
Delta Dawn: ...Where's The Rat? 🐀
Gus Tumbleweed: It's Under The Fridge. Can You Please Get Rid Of It For Me? 😰
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Viva: Do You Guys Have Cute Nicknames To Call Your Partners?
Poppy: Honey.
Branch: Sugar.
JD: Four.
Cooper: Egg.
Holly: 1/2lb Butter.
Synth: Stir.
Guy Diamond: Pour Into Pan.
Val: Preheat To 350 Degrees.
Viva: 😐...