Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨T...

By JoltJackalope

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I DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Boo... More

Chapter #1
Chapter #2
Chapter #3
Chapter #4
Chapter #5
Chapter #6
Chapter #7
Chapter #8
Chapter #9
Chapter #10 🦃Thanksgiving Special🦃
Chapter #11
Chapter #12
Chapter #13
Chapter #14
Chapter #15
Chapter #16 (🚍Rhonda Takes A Bath Oneshot🚍)
Chapter #17
Chapter #18
Chapter #19
Chapter #20
Chapter #21
Chapter #22
Chapter #23
Chapter #24
Chapter #25
Chapter #26
Chapter #27
Chapter #28
Chapter #29
Chapter #30 ✨My Longest Chapter Yet✨
Chapter #31
Chapter #32
Chapter #33
Chapter #34
Chapter #35
Chapter #37
Chapter #38
Chapter #39
Chapter #40 (Completely Wholesome Broppy Oneshot! 😊)
Chapter #41
Chapter #42
Chapter #43
Chapter #44
Chapter #45
Chapter #46
Chapter #47
Chapter #48
Chapter #49 ❗️The Final Chapter❗️
Chapter #50 🌹Bonus Rosie Oneshot🌹

Chapter #36

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Sunny: Mommy, I Want To See A Butterfly!

Viva: Ok, Let's Go Outsi- 😄

Clay: *Throws A Stick Of Butter Out The Window* 🧈

Sunny: Yay! 🙌

Viva: Oh... 😐

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Laguna Tidepool: Could You Please Not "Synth" This Into A Harder Situation Than It Already Is? -_-

Synth: Hold Up...

Synth: ...Did You Just Use My Name As A Verb? :/

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Dr Plum: *Filling In Paperwork* How Exactly Are You Creatures Born? Do You Hatch From Eggs? Or Are You Born Naturally Through Pregnancy? 📋👩‍⚕️

Archer: How Bold Of You To Assume I Was Born At All. 😒

Marshtato Mary: Personally, I Was Created In A Lab. 🙂

Gristle: I Just Straight Up Spawned! 😁

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Blaze Powercord: LOL Remember That Annoying Roommate You Had Back In Volcano Rock City College? 😆

Riff: You Mean You? 🤨

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Branch: I'm Still Disappointed That You Actually Ate That. 🤦‍♂️

JD: What? The Sign Said "Free Samples"

Branch: -.-

JD: ...Hey, At Least Now I Know What Rash Cream Tastes Like! 😤

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(Cooper Ordering A Cake... 🍰)

Klaus Von Frosting: So What Do You Want Your Cake To Say? 😄

Cooper:

Cooper: Wait... Your Bakery Sells Talking Cakes?!?! 😱

Klaus Von Frosting: 😐

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Teen Spruce: *Motioning To A Hairloween Display* All These Ghosts! All These Ghosts! 🥺🫱👻

Teen Spruce: And I Still Can't Find A Boo! 😭

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Trickee: It Don't Care What You Say!

Trickee: The Letter Z Is Just A Sideways N!

Hype: Could You Please Just Go To Sleep? 😑

Trickee: Zo! >:(

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Branch: *Giving Poppy A Beautiful Flower* 🌷😅

Poppy: Awww! 🤭

Branch: Poppy... I Need To Confess Something... For The Longest Time... I- 😓👉👈

DreamWorks: -Thought You Were Always A Great Friend? :D

Poppy And Branch: 😐 😐

(A Week Later)

Branch: *Gazing Lovingly Into Poppy's Eyes* 🩵

Poppy: *Gazing Lovingly Into Branch's Eyes* 🩷

Branch: Poppy... Will You Please Become My- 😊

DreamWorks: -Closest Friend? :D

Poppy And Branch: 😑 😑

(A Few Months Later)

Branch: *On One Knee, Holding A Small Box With A Wedding Ring In It* 💍

Poppy: *Gasp!* 🫢

Branch: Poppy... Will You Make Me The Happiest Troll Alive And Marry- 🥹

DreamWorks: -BE MY BFF FOREVER?! :D

Poppy And Branch: NOOOOO! 😭 😭

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Adult Veneer: Uhhh Velvet. You Know Stuff Like That Can Kill You Right? 🫵😰

Adult Velvet: *Smoking, Drinking, And Eating Raw Cookie Dough At The Same Time* 🚬🍺🍪

Adult Velvet: I Know, I'm Trying To Speed Up The Process. -_-

(Authors Note: But Seriously... Please Never Get Addicted To Smoking And Drinking People!)

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