🌙 It's 2:00 AM In The In The Royal Pod... 🌙
Branch: 😴
Rosie: Daddy? 🥺
Branch: Zzzzzz The Cloud Took My Money... Zzzzzzzz 😴
Rosie: Daddy?! 🥺
Branch: *Wakes Up* Huh? What? 🥱 What's Going On?
Rosie: I Need To Go To The Bathroom... But I'm Scared. 🥺
Branch: *Tiredly* Ok, ok, Fallow Me... 😑
3:15 AM
Branch: 😴
Rosie: Daddy? 🥺
Branch: *Wakes Up* What? Do You Need To Go Again? 🤨
Rosie: No, I'm Thirsty. 🥺
Branch: *Sigh* Let's Go... 😑
4:00 AM
Branch: 😴
Rosie: Daddy? 🥺
Branch: *Wakes Up* W-What Now? 😥
Rosie: I'm Hungry. 🥺
Branch: .........You Do Realize You're Probably Going To Be Up ALL NIGHT At This Point Right? 😑
4:35 AM
Branch: 😴
Rosie: Da- 🥺
Branch: *Sits Up Quickly* WOW! You Must Have Something Against Getting A Good Night's Sleep Don't You?! 🥲
Rosie: Oh.... I'm Sorry Daddy..... It's Just That.... I Had A Nightmare.... 😔
Branch: Oh... 🙁 *Gently Wakes Up Poppy*
Poppy: Huh? What's Wrong Honey? 🥱
Branch: Jr Here Had A Nightmare...
Poppy: Awwww! 🥺 You Can Come And Sleep With Us Tonight If You're Scared.
Rosie: Really? Can I? 😃
Branch: *Sigh* Sure... Come Here. 😌
Rosie: YAY! 😄 *Snuggles Between Poppy And Branch* Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy. I Love You Both... 😊
Poppy: Goodnight Rosie... We Love You Too. 😊
Branch: *Kisses Rosie's Forehead* Goodnight Pumpkin. 😊
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Spruce: *Sees A Troll Who's About To Do Something Stupid*
Spruce: What An Idiot... 😒
Clay: *Realizes It's John Dory* Wait Spruce... That's Our Idiot! 😱
Spruce: ...Oh My Gosh! You're Right! 😱
Clay And Spruce: *Both Run After John Dory* 🏃🏃♂️💨
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Wani: Tracy Is Playing "Hard To Get" 😞
Wani: ...Luckily I'M Good At Playing "Hard To Get Rid Of" 😈
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Blaze Powercord: When Me And Val Were Kids, She Told Me That The Little Paper Strips In Hershey Kisses Where Edible. I Ate Them With The Chocolate For An Entire Year...
Val: But They Are Edible! 🙂
Blaze Powercord: Really? 😮
Val: NO! Why Would You Fall For That Again??? 🤦♀️
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Windbreeze: Goodnight Moon. 👋😊 🌔
Windbreeze: Goodnight Tree. 👋😊 🌳
Windbreeze: Goodnight Spirits Only I Can See. 👋😊 👻👻👻
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📚 At The Library 📚
Laguna Tidepool: Synth, Can You Please Recommend Me A Book That Will Make Me Cry?
Synth: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition... 📖
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Hickory: Do You Ever Want To Talk About Your Emotions Delta?
Delta Dawn: Not Really...
Gus Tumbleweed: I Do!
Hickory: I Know, Gus... 😑
Gus Tumbleweed: I'm Sad. 😢
Hickory: I Know, Gus... 😑
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Dante: Beetrollvin!? What Have You Done?!?! 😱
Beetrollvin: I Just Wanted To Heat Up Some Puffalo Wings For Myself. Gosh, Why Is It Such A Big Deal? 🙄
Dante: Oh, I Don't Know... Maybe It's A Big Deal Because MY ENTIRE KITCHEN HAS BEEN BURNED TO THE GROUND!!!!! 😡
Beetrollvin: Oh. (0_0)
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Velvet: 😁
Crimp: Why Are You Smiling? 😥
Velvet: What? Can't I Just Be Happy? 😒
Veneer: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FREAKING STAIRS! 😭
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Puppet/Troll Kid: I Can Explain Mom! ✋😰🤚
Brandi: Can You? 😑
Puppet/Troll Kid: ...Give Me Thirty Seconds To Think Of A Lie. 😐
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Cooper: Darnell! I Just Messed Up BIG Time! 😰
Prince D: My Dear Brother... No Offense... But Given Your Normal Behavior... Your Going To Have To Be More Specific... 😑
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JD: Awww! Look At You Branch, You're Still Just As Adorable As When You Were A Baby! 😄
Branch: I Am NOT Adorable John! I'm A Grown Man! >:(
Branch: *Achooo!* 😖
Poppy: AWWW! You Sneeze Like A Kitten! 🥰
Branch: -_-
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(Demo Is Trying To Impress The Other Rock Trolls)
Demo: Hey Guys, Do You Wanna See How Strong I Am? 💪😌
Barb: Sure? ...What Are You Going To- 🤨
Demo: *Punches A Brick Wall* 🤜💥🧱
Demo: 🥲
Riff: Uhhhhh, Are You Ok Demo? ☹️
Demo: 🥲
Barb: You Alright Dude? 😐
Demo: .....Please Take Me To The Hospital... 🙃
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{Kismet Group Chat 💬}
Trickee: On A Scale Between *I Dropped My Croissants* To *Free Sha Vodca Doo* How Are You Guys Feeling?
Boom: I Think I'm Somewhere Between *Road Work Ahead* And *When Life Gives You Lemons*
Hype: Really? I Feel More Like A *I Don't Need A Degree To Be A Clothing Hanger* How About You Ablaze?
Ablaze: I'm Definitely Feeling *Stop Saying I Look Like Chicken Little. He's Dumb And He's A Coward* But, Then Again... That Could Just Be Because I Haven't Had My Morning Coffee Yet...
Branch: ...
Branch: ...Wut? (O____O)
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Hickory: I Died As A Yodeler And Came Back As A Cowboy...
Hickory: I Call It... Reintarnation! 🤠
Holly: ...
Holly: ...You're A Flipping Genius! :o
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Bridget: It's Movie Night Grissy! What Do You Want To Watch? 😄🍿
Gristle: Let's Watch Shark Boy And Lava Girl!
Bridget: Good Choice! 👍
Gristle: We Can Cuddle Together During The Scary Scenes. 😏
Bridget:
Bridget: The "Scary" Scenes...
Bridget: ...In "Shark Boy And Lava Girl?" 😐
Gristle: I'm Trying Here Babe! 😭
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🚍JD Is Taking His Armadillo Van For A Ride...🚍
Rhonda: *Stomach Growls* :(
JD: What's Wrong Rhonda? 😕 *Checks Her Fuel Tank* Oh! You're On Empty. Let's Go Get You Some Grub. 😄
(John Dory Pulled Into A Burger King Drive Through And Ordered Some Food For Rhonda. 🍔🍟)
Drive Through Lady: *Holds Out The Bag Of Food* Here's Your Whopper And Order Of Fries Sir. 😁
JD: Oh, It's Not For Me. ✋😄
Drive Through Lady: Huh? 🤨
Rhonda: *Grabs The Bag From The Lady And Eats It Whole* MUNCH! 😋
Drive Through Lady: 0_0
JD: We May Need A Hundred More Orders. 😅
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Viva: Clay, Have You Seen My Makeup Bag Anywhere? 👛
Clay: Nope. 🤷
Viva: I Wonder If Sunny Is Playing With It. 🤔
(Viva And Clay Went Outside Their Pod To Talk With Sunny)
Viva: Hey Sunny, Have You Seen Mommy's Makeup- 😄
Viva And Clay: 😧!😧!
Sunny: *Is Putting Lipstick On Death Note* 😐💄
Death Note: *Has Makeup On* ✨🐲✨
Clay: Uhhhhhhh... 😐
Viva: Sunny...... What Are You Doing? 😐
Sunny: He Wanted A Makeover! 😄💄
Death Note: GRAAAAW! (Translation: I Am The Most Gorgeous Dragon In The World Peasants!) 🐲💅✨
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Floyd: *Listening To Sad Songs On His Headphones While Eating Ice Cream* 🎧
Spruce: *Walks In* Are You Ok? 🙁
Floyd: Yeah, This Is Just Something I Do Every Week...
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Lownote Jones: Cool Critter Fact... Did You Know Smaller Creatures Are More Aggressive Than Larger Ones? It's Because They Have Smaller Bodies To Bottle Up All Their Anger With.
Guy Diamond: Really? Can You Give Me Some Examples?
Rhythm: Wasps?
Blues: Chihuahuas?
Tiny Diamond: Smidge?