Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨T...

By JoltJackalope

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I DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Boo... More

Chapter #1
Chapter #2
Chapter #3
Chapter #4
Chapter #5
Chapter #6
Chapter #7
Chapter #8
Chapter #9
Chapter #10 🦃Thanksgiving Special🦃
Chapter #11
Chapter #12
Chapter #13
Chapter #14
Chapter #15
Chapter #16 (🚍Rhonda Takes A Bath Oneshot🚍)
Chapter #17
Chapter #18
Chapter #19
Chapter #20
Chapter #22
Chapter #23
Chapter #24
Chapter #25
Chapter #26
Chapter #27
Chapter #28
Chapter #29
Chapter #30 ✨My Longest Chapter Yet✨
Chapter #31
Chapter #32
Chapter #33
Chapter #34
Chapter #35
Chapter #36
Chapter #37
Chapter #38
Chapter #39
Chapter #40 (Completely Wholesome Broppy Oneshot! 😊)
Chapter #41
Chapter #42
Chapter #43
Chapter #44
Chapter #45
Chapter #46
Chapter #47
Chapter #48
Chapter #49 ❗️The Final Chapter❗️
Chapter #50 🌹Bonus Rosie Oneshot🌹

Chapter #21

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Dante: *Gently Squishes Synth's Face Between Two Slices Of Bread* 🍞

Dante: What Are You? >:(

Synth: *Sigh* A Fish Sandwich... 😔

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(Clay Just Finished Decorating A Christmas Tree...🎄)

Clay: Hey Branch. Guess What Kind Of Tree It Is. :)

Branch: No. -_-

Clay: Come On, Guess. :)

Branch: No. -_-

Clay: Guess. :)

Branch: No. -_-

Clay: Guess. :)

Branch: No. -_-

The Christmas Tree: *Has A Framed Photo Of Justin Timberlake On It*

Clay: It's A Justin TIMBER-Lake Tree. :)

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Grandma Rosiepuff: I'm Usually A Vary Nice Person... 😊

Grandma Rosiepuff: But If Anyone Tries To Hurt Any Of My Grandsons... 🤗

Grandma Rosiepuff: ...I WILL TEAR OUT THEIR SPINE! THROW THEM INTO THE SUN! AND THEN DO A VICTORY DANCE ON THEIR GRAVE!!! 😡

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Velvet: *To Veneer* Hey Loser, Say "Kid" Backwards!

Veneer: Uhhh, Dik? 🤨

Velvet: HAHAHA! THATS GAY! 🤣

Veneer: 😑

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Lownote Jones: Eyo! How Much Was That Taco Baby? 😎

Demo: *Trying To Be Cool Like Lownote* Alright Yo! You Know This Boi Got His Free Taco- 🌮😎

Demo: *Trips And Falls. Dropping His Taco* OWCH! 😖💥

Lownote Jones: Are You Ok? 😧

Demo: *Looks At His Now Broken Taco* My Taco..... 🥺

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Laguna Tidepool: I Hate Talking Off My Glasses... 👓

Laguna Tidepool: ...Because Without Them, My Vision Goes From "Full HD" All The Way Down To Buffering At 240p. And I Just Can't Handle That. :(

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King Branch: Everyone Please Tell me what color this rock is. 👉🪨

Poppy: Grey.

Rosie: Grey.

Viva: Grey.

Clay: Grey.

Sunny: Grey.

Floyd: Grey.

Spruce: Grey.

King Branch: Good! 👏 Now John... Tell everyone what color YOU Think The Rock is... 😑

JD:

JD: Dark White.

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Delta Dawn And Hickory: *Watching A Bunch of Wild Cattle Grazing Outside Their Window* 🐂🐄🐂🐄🐂🐄🐂🐄🐂🐄

Hickory: ACHOO! 🤧

The Cattle: *Runs Away*

Delta Dawn: Wow! Nice Job Hickory. -.-

Hickory: I Had To Sneeze! What?! Am I Not Allowed To Sneeze?! 😠

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🌡️Branch Caught A Cold...🌡️

Branch: *Lying In Bed With A Cup Of Hot Chocolate On His Side Table* ☕️

Branch: Poppy. Can you please Bring Me A Spoon? 😞

Poppy: *Climbs Onto The Bed. And Snuggles Branch From Behind* 🥰

Branch: W-What Are You Doing? 😐

Poppy: You Said That You Needed A Spoon! ☺️🩷

Branch: I-I Actually Just Meant That I Wanted A "Spoon" For Stirring My hot chocolate... 🥄

Branch: ...But This Is MUCH Better. 😊🩵

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Bash: *Is Surrounded By A Bunch Of Empty Bottles*

Archer: What Are You Doing?

Bash: I Have Finally Resorted To Drinking... 😔

Archer:

Archer: ...You Do Know that those are just Bottles Of Orange Fanta Right? 🤨

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