Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨T...

By JoltJackalope

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I DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Boo... More

Chapter #1
Chapter #2
Chapter #3
Chapter #4
Chapter #5
Chapter #6
Chapter #7
Chapter #8
Chapter #9
Chapter #10 🦃Thanksgiving Special🦃
Chapter #11
Chapter #12
Chapter #13
Chapter #14
Chapter #15
Chapter #16 (🚍Rhonda Takes A Bath Oneshot🚍)
Chapter #17
Chapter #19
Chapter #20
Chapter #21
Chapter #22
Chapter #23
Chapter #24
Chapter #25
Chapter #26
Chapter #27
Chapter #28
Chapter #29
Chapter #30 ✨My Longest Chapter Yet✨
Chapter #31
Chapter #32
Chapter #33
Chapter #34
Chapter #35
Chapter #36
Chapter #37
Chapter #38
Chapter #39
Chapter #40 (Completely Wholesome Broppy Oneshot! 😊)
Chapter #41
Chapter #42
Chapter #43
Chapter #44
Chapter #45
Chapter #46
Chapter #47
Chapter #48
Chapter #49 ❗️The Final Chapter❗️
Chapter #50 🌹Bonus Rosie Oneshot🌹

Chapter #18

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Kieth: I've Never Actually Been To A Snowball Fight Before.

Tiny Diamond: Really?

Kieth: I Don't Even Know The Rules... Is There Like, A Point System... Or Is It Just... To The Death? 😶

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(At Rock Concert Practice)

Barb: *Crossing Her Arms* You're Late! 😑

Riff: And You're Hot! 😅

Barb: ...

Barb: You Are Forgiven... 😳

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Val: Welp, I'm Going outside to get some fresh air.

Petra: There's Plenty of Air In Here You Know.

Val: Well, I Don't Want YOUR Air! 😠

Petra: Why?! What's Wrong With MY Air?! 😡

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Blues: How do you tell someone they have bad breath without hurting their feelings?

Rhythm: Hmmmm... That's A Tricky One. 🤔

Cooper: You Say "I'm Board, Let's Go Drink Mouthwash!" :D

Lownote Jones:

Lownote Jones: ...Or Maybe you could just try to be polite? 😅

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Synth: *Singing To The Tune Of "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town"* 🎶You Better Watch Out. You Better Watch Out. You Better Watch Out. You Better Watch Out.🎶

Trollex: *Starts Singing With Synth. The Tone Sounding Like They're Both Panicking*

Trollex And Synth: 🎶YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH-🎶

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Brandi: *Preparing An Extra Large Order Of Nachos For A Customer* Wow! These Nachos Are Big! 😄

Spruce: *Smirking* Do you know what else Is Big? 😏

Brandi: 😳

Spruce:

Brandi: 😳

Spruce:

Brandi: 😳

Spruce: *Holds Up A Carrot* This Carrot! Someone Ordered A Garden Salad. I'll Help Ya Make It Honey. 🥕😄

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Viva: What's Your Biggest Fear Branch?

Branch: Losing Someone I Love...

Viva: Wow... That's So Deep... 🥺

Clay: My Biggest Fear Is The Cool Aid Man... But Now I just feel stupid. 😓

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Gus Tumbleweed: Here's A Grammar Tip. "Farther" Means Physical Distance. "Further" Means Metaphorical Distance. And "Father" Means Emotional Distance!

Holly:

Holly: Uhhh, Gus... You can have My Cupcake If You Want... 😐🧁

Gus Tumbleweed: Yes Please. 🥲

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Clampers: Awww! My Caterpillar Never Turned Into A Butterfly... 😞

Delta Dawn: Uh, Sweetheart, That's A Cheeto... 🫤

Clampers: OH! 😮 *Eats The Cheeto*

Clampers: *CRUNCH!* 😋

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Archer: Do You Know What I Find Really Weird? Naming Your Cat "Whiskers"

Archer: Your Literally Naming Them After Their Own Facial Hair!

Archer: It's Not like One Day I'll name My Child "Mustache" 😒

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