Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨T...

By JoltJackalope

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I DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Boo... More

Chapter #1
Chapter #2
Chapter #3
Chapter #4
Chapter #5
Chapter #6
Chapter #7
Chapter #8
Chapter #9
Chapter #10 🦃Thanksgiving Special🦃
Chapter #12
Chapter #13
Chapter #14
Chapter #15
Chapter #16 (🚍Rhonda Takes A Bath Oneshot🚍)
Chapter #17
Chapter #18
Chapter #19
Chapter #20
Chapter #21
Chapter #22
Chapter #23
Chapter #24
Chapter #25
Chapter #26
Chapter #27
Chapter #28
Chapter #29
Chapter #30 ✨My Longest Chapter Yet✨
Chapter #31
Chapter #32
Chapter #33
Chapter #34
Chapter #35
Chapter #36
Chapter #37
Chapter #38
Chapter #39
Chapter #40 (Completely Wholesome Broppy Oneshot! 😊)
Chapter #41
Chapter #42
Chapter #43
Chapter #44
Chapter #45
Chapter #46
Chapter #47
Chapter #48
Chapter #49 ❗️The Final Chapter❗️
Chapter #50 🌹Bonus Rosie Oneshot🌹

Chapter #11

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The Commercial: Warning, This Medication May Cause, Aches, Dizziness, Fatigue, Nausea, Vomiting, Internal Bleeding, and Death! 😁💊

Meanwhile The People In The Commercial: (The "Can't Stop The Feeling" Ending Scene From The Trolls Movie) 💃✨🕺✨💃✨🕺✨💃✨🕺✨💃✨🕺

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A Techno Troll Kid: *Accidentally Starts A Fire Underwater Somehow* 🔥🔥🔥

The Techno Troll Kid: OH NO! AN IMPOSSIBLE UNDERWATER FIRE! I NEED AN ADULT! 😱

Synth: *Swims Over* Don't Worry Lil Dude, I'm An Adult! 😄👍

The Techno Troll Kid: ...

The Techno Troll Kid: I NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT! GET KING TROLLEX! 😭

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Sunny: *Is Wearing A BUNCH Of Different Kinds of Dirty Clothes At Once, And Is Filling Up A Kiddie Pool With Soapy Water* 👚👕👖🩳👗👔

Viva: Sunny? What Are you doing?! 😧

Sunny: You Told Me To Help You Do The Laundry! 😄🧺

Clay: ...We Meant With The Washing Machine. 😥

Sunny: It's more fun this way! It's also more practical, because then I won't have to take A Bath later. 😁

Clay: Um... ☝️😐

Viva: No no no, She Actually has A point. 🤔

Sunny: TIME TO DO THE LAUNDRY! :D *Jumps Into The Kiddie Pool And Swims Around in it* 🏊‍♀️

Viva: That DOES Looks Like fun! Clay, Why don't you Go join her? :D

Clay: Uhhhhh, No Tha- 😅 *Gets Pushed Into The Kiddie Pool By Viva* SPLASH!💦

Viva: Hahaha! Got Ya! 🫵🤣

Clay: *Is Soaking Wet* *Sigh* Nice Prank Babe... 😑

Viva: I Learned from the best! 😉

Clay: ...*Chuckles* You're lucky I love you so much. 😌

Sunny: *Splashes Her Dad With Water While Laughing* 😂

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Carol: *Calling Sid Frit* Hey Sid. Can you come pick me up? I'm Drunk...📱

Carol: ...Oh Wait... You don't have to anymore... I'm home now. 😅

Sid Frit: Yes, I'm Already aware of that... Because I JUST dropped you off at your home Less than TEN Minutes ago! 😑

Carol: ...You Did??? 😶

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Demo: How Do You Ask Someone out?

Blaze Powercord: Ok, The first thing you gotta do is- ☝️😌

Val: I Wouldn't Ask Him For Romantic Advice Demo. Yesterday He asked me out In A McDonald's Parking Lot. -.-

Blaze Powercord: Hey! You Still said YES! 🫵😠

Val:

Val: Shut Up. -.-

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Veneer: I'm Afraid of Clowns! There, I said it! 😣

The Talk Show Host: Veneer, If You're Afraid Of Clowns... Then Why do you Hang Out With your sister Velvet? 🤨

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(John Dory And Branch Are Getting Ready To Go on A Long Road Trip In Rhonda) 🚐

JD: Boil Up Some Mountain Dew Bitty-B! It's Gonna Be A Looooong Trip! 😆

Branch: You could have literally said Anything Else. 😑

JD: Cauldron Boil, Cauldron Bubble, Baja Blast, Fuel My Trouble. :)

Branch: ...

Branch: ...I'm Going to just stop challenging you when you say random crap... I won't Win... 😐

Branch: ...I Realize This Now. 😞

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🏢 If The Brozone Members Lived in An Apartment Complex... 🏢

Branch: *Standing At The Top Of Stairs* Woah, What Are You guys doing at The Bottom Of The Stairs? 🤨

Floyd: I Tripped And Accidentally Fell Down Them. But I'm ok. 🤕

Spruce: I Rolled Down The Stairs on purpose to challenge Clay. :)

Clay: Spruce Bet Me Fifty Bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than he could Roll down Them... So I Just Slid Down the Railing and won the fifty dollars. 😌💵

JD: I Don't Know How I Got here Honestly... One moment I was just sleeping in my bed, Three Floors up... And Then Suddenly I woke up at the bottom of the stairs... Just in time to get Crushed By Spruce. 🥲

Branch: O————O

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Cooper: HONK! :)

Archer: What? 🤨

Cooper: HONK! :)

Archer: Honk??? 🤨

Cooper: HONK! :)

Archer: ...

Cooper: HONK! :)

Archer: WHAT DOES "HONK" EVEN MEAN YOU WHIMSICAL PINK SPACE GIRAFFE?!?! 😫

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Poppy: *Enters Branch's Bunker*

Poppy: Hey Honey, I Just Wanted to Tell You- 😄

Branch: *Is Wearing His Pink Bunny Pajamas* 🐰

Poppy: 😐

Branch: Poppy?!?! 😧 This isn't what it looks like! I Can Explain! ✋😰🤚

Poppy: 😐

Poppy: *Runs Out Of The Bunker* 🫥💨

Branch: ☹️

Branch: *Sigh* That was embarrassing... So much for Trying to Look Manly... 😞

Poppy: *Runs Back Into The Bunker, Wearing A Matching Pair Of Bunny Pajamas* I Have The SAME Pajamas! 😍

Branch: What?! 😦

Poppy: *Runs Over To Hug Branch* We Match! ☺️🩷

Branch: *Is A Little Stunned, But Hugs Poppy* 😅🩵

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