DreamWorks: Okay, What if we turned Justin Timberlake Into A Cartoon Troll Named Branch...
DreamWorks: ...But We Make His Character VARY Traumatized! ✋😃🤚
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(Branch's Brothers Helping Him Get Ready for A Date With Poppy)
Branch: I Feel Stupid. 😑
Spruce: Why? You Look Amazing! Poppy Is Gonna Swoon. 😌
Branch: *Is Wearing A Gold, Glittery Tuxedo* ✨✨✨
Floyd: I Think You got A Bit Carried Away with The Glitter Spruce.
Spruce: Hey, Poppy Loves Glitter.
Clay: Hmmmmm... You Know, Something's Missing From Your Outfit... 🤔
Branch: My Dignity? 😑
JD: Oh! I Know! You should try some of My New Cologne To Give You A Nice Scent. 😄
Branch: What's Wrong With My Old Scent?
JD: It's more Like A Smell... 🫤 Here, Just Try This. It's really Musky! *Sprays Branch With A Ton Of Cologne* 💨
Clay And Spruce: *Gagging* 🤢🤢
Floyd: *Eyes Watering* IT BURNS! 😭
Branch: *Holding His Nose* John! This Cologne STINKS! 😖
JD: You Mean It Stinks Good. 😌
Branch: Welp, Better Call Poppy And tell her I'll be Late, because I'm probably gonna have to shower for hours to get this smell out now. 😑
JD: Eh, Eh, Eh. Not Smell, Scent. ☝️😁
Branch: JOHN-
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Tiny Diamond: So What Is It Like Having A Younger Sibling?
Poppy: *Walks In Completely Covered In Glitter For Some Reason*
Viva:
Viva: It's The Best Thing Ever! 🥹
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Trollzart: *Flying* 🪽
Dante: *Flying* 🪽
Forte: *Flyng* 🪽
Beetrollvin: *Flyng* 🪽
Minuet: *Walking On The Ground* 🚶♀️
Trollzart And The Other Classical Trolls: WITCHCRAFT!!! 😱😱😱😱
Minuet: 😐?
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Guy Diamond: Oh Man, The Line For The Stout Berry Juice Stand Is Soooooo Long! I'll be waiting In Line for hours at this rate. 😞
Lownote Jones: Don't Worry Man, I Got This. 😎
Lownote Jones: *Pulls Out A Megaphone* 📢
Lownote Jones:
Lownote Jones: ...Hey 😎
Everyone In The Line: *All Leaves The Line And Gathers Around Lownote* 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
One Troll: Lownote! Say The Thing! Say The Thing! 🤩
Lownote Jones: *Clears Throat* ...Hey Baby! 😎
Everyone: HOORAY!!!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Guy Diamond: Well... That's One Way To Clear A Line! Thanks Lownote. 😄👍
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Trollex: Alright Techno Trolls, Time The Weekly "Rave Safety" Lesson... Lesson #46 Kraken Attacks. 🦑
Trollex: To Demonstrate, I Have Prepared This Kraken Dummy, And Synth Will Be Showing Us What To Do If you encounter A Real Kraken at A Rave. 😁
Synth: *Holding A Wooden Rowboat Ore* Uhhh, What am I Supposed To Do Again? 😅
Trollex: You defend yourself by hitting the Kraken With This Ore!
Synth: ...
Synth: ...This Or What? 🤨
Trollex: No... I Said "With This Ore" 😐
Synth: This Or What? 🤨
Trollex: This ORE! 🫵😠 *Pointing At The Wooden Ore Synth Is Holding*
Synth: Yes, I Heard You! This OR What?! 😠
Trollex: THIS ORE! 😡
Synth: THIS OR WHAT?! 😡
Trollex: THIS ORE!!! 😡
Synth: THIS OR WHAT?!?! 😡
Trollex: ...
Synth: ...
The Techno Trolls:
Trollex: Just Hit It With The Paddle... 😑
Synth: Oh, Ok! You Got It Bro! 👌😁
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Crimp: *Reading Velvet's Files* 📂
Crimp: Velvet, I'm A Bit Confused About your information...
Velvet: Why?
Crimp: For Pronouns, You Wrote "Buzz/Off" For Gender You Wrote "No" For Sexuality You Wrote "I'm only Attracted To People With Money" And For Religious Belief, You Wrote "Sure, Why Not" 🫤
Velvet: Who Am I To Stop People From Worshipping Me? 😌💅
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Riff: *Watching Troll TV" 📺
The News: This Is Just In... Queen Barb Of The Rock Trolls Is Wrong For Giving ("Bite People") Out As "Dating Advice" On Local TV.
Riff: *Sigh* Here We Go Again. 😞
Trash: I'm So Proud Of Her! :)
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Chenille: *On The Phone* Ok, I'll Call You Back Later. Okay, Byeeeeeeee! 📞😁 *Hangs Up*
Satin: Friend Of Yours?
Chenille: Nope, Wrong Number.
Satin: ...
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Cooper: *Is About To Do Something Incredibly Stupid*
Prince D: I Know I Can't Stop You... But I Won't Let You Go by yourself. -.-
Cooper: Awww! Your The Best Brother Ever! ☺️