Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨T...

By JoltJackalope

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I DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Boo... More

Chapter #1
Chapter #2
Chapter #3
Chapter #5
Chapter #6
Chapter #7
Chapter #8
Chapter #9
Chapter #10 🦃Thanksgiving Special🦃
Chapter #11
Chapter #12
Chapter #13
Chapter #14
Chapter #15
Chapter #16 (🚍Rhonda Takes A Bath Oneshot🚍)
Chapter #17
Chapter #18
Chapter #19
Chapter #20
Chapter #21
Chapter #22
Chapter #23
Chapter #24
Chapter #25
Chapter #26
Chapter #27
Chapter #28
Chapter #29
Chapter #30 ✨My Longest Chapter Yet✨
Chapter #31
Chapter #32
Chapter #33
Chapter #34
Chapter #35
Chapter #36
Chapter #37
Chapter #38
Chapter #39
Chapter #40 (Completely Wholesome Broppy Oneshot! 😊)
Chapter #41
Chapter #42
Chapter #43
Chapter #44
Chapter #45
Chapter #46
Chapter #47
Chapter #48
Chapter #49 ❗️The Final Chapter❗️
Chapter #50 🌹Bonus Rosie Oneshot🌹

Chapter #4

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Petra: Woah! Dude, Why do you look so mad?

Sid Frit: Me And Carol Were Just Riding Around Volcano Rock City On Our motorcycle, And this Jerk speeded past us with their flashy Sports car and flipped us off... 😠

Petra: So what did you do?

Sid Frit: Well... Carol Fallowed them Until they stopped at A McDonald's Parking Lot, And Then She Reached her hand into their open car window And-

Carol: *Walks In* Who Wants A Steering Wheel? 🛞😁

Blaze Powercord: ME!!! ✋😃

Petra: O————O

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🍦 The Twins Buying Ice Cream Like Normal People! 🍦

Ice Cream Man: Hello, What Can I Get You Two? 😁

Satin: I'll Have A Strawberry Cone! :)

Chenille: I'll Have A Mint Chocolate Chip Cone! :)

Satin: Mint Chocolate Chip? Eww. 🤢

Chenille: *Le Gasp* How DARE You Insult Mint Chocolate Chip?!?! It's my favorite Ice Cream Flavour! 😠

Satin: What The Hair?! Why do you always pronounce FLAVOR Like FlaVOUR??? 😠

Chenille: What? What's Wrong With How I Say It?! 😡

Satin: It's Weird! And I don't get the point of adding an extra "U" When the word is perfect JUST THE WAY IT IS!!! 😡

Ice Cream Man: 😐...

Dante: *Is Flying Right Next To The Twins*

Dante: C-Can I P-Please Just have A Plain Vanilla? ☝️😰

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Clay: Hey, Kiddo. I'm About To Cook Out. Would You Like Me To Make You A Meat Circle? 😄

Sunny: ...

Sunny: A Meat Circle? 🤨

Viva: 🤔...

Viva: ...Oh! Your Father Means A "Burger" 🍔

Sunny: Oh! Then Yes, I Would Like A Burger! 😁

Clay: Coming Right Up Sweetie! 👍

Viva: *Walks Over To Clay* Honey, We Don't Call Them "Meat Circles" Anymore... Remember? 😑

Clay: *Rubs The Back of His Head* Oh, Yeah, I Forgot. 😅

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🎾 🐾 At The Pop Village Pet Park... 🐾🎾

JD: You Know Branch... When We both agreed that we should let Rhonda And Death Note play together at the Pet Park... I Just thought they would do Normal pet things... Like play in the mud, Fetch sticks, And chase squirrel critters around... Stuff like that... 🫤

Branch: ...Yeah, But instead their Doing THAT. 🫵🫤

Rhonda And Death Note: *Both Playing A Game of Poker With A Bunch Of Dog Critters* 🐲🚍 ♠️♥️♣️♦️ 🐕🐩🦮🐕‍🦺

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Marshtato Mary: *Waving A Spoon Around* 🥄

Chaz: Uhhhh, Can you NOT? 😥

Marshtato Mary: Shut Up! >:(

Marshtato Mary: If you mess with me, Your gonna get fricking SPOONED! 🥄😈

Chaz: 😳

Marshtato Mary: No, Wait- That's not what I meant!...

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King Quincy: See, My Bag Looks Like Everyone Else's, But Lower Quality.

King Quincy: So Whenever I Go To An Airport Baggage, I Just Have to Look For A Black Suitcase That's Slightly Worse Than Everyone Else's. 🧳

Queen Essence: ???

King Quincy: It's Actually pretty useful for other Trolls Too, Because then they also know that it's not their bag. 😌

Queen Essence: Huh?

King Quincy: Some Trolls Just look at my bag and Say "Nope, This Crap Isn't Mine" And Walk Away. Sometimes they walk away relieved that it's not theirs.

Queen Essence: Honey, I just asked you if you wanted me to pick you up something from the store... 🫤 ...What Are you even talking about?

King Quincy:

King Quincy: ...Can you please buy me some Pizza Rolls? 🍕

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Prince D: Put A Finger Down If Your Dating, Or Married To Someone.

Poppy, Branch, Barb, And Trollex,: *Puts A Finger Down*

Prince D: Put A finger Down If You Like Cookies.

Poppy, Branch, Barb, Trollex, Delta Dawn, And Trollzart: *Puts A Finger Down*

Prince D: Put A Finger Down If You Love Glitter.

Poppy, Trollex, And Trollzart. *Puts A Finger Down*

Prince D: Put A Finger Down If You've Committed A War Crime. 😑

Everyone: *Glares At Barb* 😑😑😑😑😑😑

Barb: What?! Don't Look At Meeeeeeeeee! Trollzart, Put A Finger Down. 😑

Trollzart: *Nervous Sweating* 👀💧

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Tiny Diamond: Why Don't You Have A Girlfriend?

Floyd: Because I'm Gay.

Tiny Diamond: What does that mean?

Floyd: It Means I Like Boys Instead Of Girls.

Tiny Diamond: Then Why Don't You Have A Boyfriend? 🤨

Floyd: 🥲

Tiny Diamond: Floyd? 🙁

Floyd: 😭

(Authors Note: I Kind of want to see Floyd Get A Boyfriend Someday, I feel like he deserves to find A Love Of his own)

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Spruce: Welcome To Kissing 101: Tall People! 😙💋

Spruce: Imagine your short, But you have A Really Tall Partner. And Right Now, You Want To Kiss Them...

Spruce: Sometimes The Taller Person Can Just Lean Down for You To Kiss Them, But If They Don't-

DJ Suki: -Then You Grab Them Buy Collar of their Shirt, And Pull Them Down And Kiss Them? 🙋‍♀️

Spruce: *Is About To Speak, But Gets Cut Off* ☝️

Cooper: No DJ! You Just Have to Buy Really Tall Shoes! Then you won't have to worry about it! 😄

Holly: But What If They're Still Taller Than You? 😕

Spruce: No Guys, You Have To- 🫤

Val: -Punch Them In The Stomach And Kiss Them While They Double Over In Pain? 🙋‍♀️

Spruce:

Spruce: ...I Am SO Done With You Guys right now... 🤦 *Walks Away*

Guy Diamond: *Who Didn't Even Get A Chance To Say Anything* What The Hair Did I Do?! 🤨

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Clampers: It's Not what's on the Outside... It's What's on the Inside that Counts!

Gus Tumbleweed: *Is Sad* Give Me One Good Example. 😔

Clampers: *Holds A Bunch Of Food In Her Arms* REFRIGERATORS! 😋🍗🧀🥩🥔🌽🥕🍅

Meanwhile Delta Dawn: *Looking Inside Her Refrigerator* Where Did All My Food Go? 😐

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