Petra: Woah! Dude, Why do you look so mad?
Sid Frit: Me And Carol Were Just Riding Around Volcano Rock City On Our motorcycle, And this Jerk speeded past us with their flashy Sports car and flipped us off... 😠
Petra: So what did you do?
Sid Frit: Well... Carol Fallowed them Until they stopped at A McDonald's Parking Lot, And Then She Reached her hand into their open car window And-
Carol: *Walks In* Who Wants A Steering Wheel? 🛞😁
Blaze Powercord: ME!!! ✋😃
Petra: O————O
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🍦 The Twins Buying Ice Cream Like Normal People! 🍦
Ice Cream Man: Hello, What Can I Get You Two? 😁
Satin: I'll Have A Strawberry Cone! :)
Chenille: I'll Have A Mint Chocolate Chip Cone! :)
Satin: Mint Chocolate Chip? Eww. 🤢
Chenille: *Le Gasp* How DARE You Insult Mint Chocolate Chip?!?! It's my favorite Ice Cream Flavour! 😠
Satin: What The Hair?! Why do you always pronounce FLAVOR Like FlaVOUR??? 😠
Chenille: What? What's Wrong With How I Say It?! 😡
Satin: It's Weird! And I don't get the point of adding an extra "U" When the word is perfect JUST THE WAY IT IS!!! 😡
Ice Cream Man: 😐...
Dante: *Is Flying Right Next To The Twins*
Dante: C-Can I P-Please Just have A Plain Vanilla? ☝️😰
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Clay: Hey, Kiddo. I'm About To Cook Out. Would You Like Me To Make You A Meat Circle? 😄
Sunny: ...
Sunny: A Meat Circle? 🤨
Viva: 🤔...
Viva: ...Oh! Your Father Means A "Burger" 🍔
Sunny: Oh! Then Yes, I Would Like A Burger! 😁
Clay: Coming Right Up Sweetie! 👍
Viva: *Walks Over To Clay* Honey, We Don't Call Them "Meat Circles" Anymore... Remember? 😑
Clay: *Rubs The Back of His Head* Oh, Yeah, I Forgot. 😅
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🎾 🐾 At The Pop Village Pet Park... 🐾🎾
JD: You Know Branch... When We both agreed that we should let Rhonda And Death Note play together at the Pet Park... I Just thought they would do Normal pet things... Like play in the mud, Fetch sticks, And chase squirrel critters around... Stuff like that... 🫤
Branch: ...Yeah, But instead their Doing THAT. 🫵🫤
Rhonda And Death Note: *Both Playing A Game of Poker With A Bunch Of Dog Critters* 🐲🚍 ♠️♥️♣️♦️ 🐕🐩🦮🐕🦺
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Marshtato Mary: *Waving A Spoon Around* 🥄
Chaz: Uhhhh, Can you NOT? 😥
Marshtato Mary: Shut Up! >:(
Marshtato Mary: If you mess with me, Your gonna get fricking SPOONED! 🥄😈
Chaz: 😳
Marshtato Mary: No, Wait- That's not what I meant!...
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King Quincy: See, My Bag Looks Like Everyone Else's, But Lower Quality.
King Quincy: So Whenever I Go To An Airport Baggage, I Just Have to Look For A Black Suitcase That's Slightly Worse Than Everyone Else's. 🧳
Queen Essence: ???
King Quincy: It's Actually pretty useful for other Trolls Too, Because then they also know that it's not their bag. 😌
Queen Essence: Huh?
King Quincy: Some Trolls Just look at my bag and Say "Nope, This Crap Isn't Mine" And Walk Away. Sometimes they walk away relieved that it's not theirs.
Queen Essence: Honey, I just asked you if you wanted me to pick you up something from the store... 🫤 ...What Are you even talking about?
King Quincy:
King Quincy: ...Can you please buy me some Pizza Rolls? 🍕
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Prince D: Put A Finger Down If Your Dating, Or Married To Someone.
Poppy, Branch, Barb, And Trollex,: *Puts A Finger Down*
Prince D: Put A finger Down If You Like Cookies.
Poppy, Branch, Barb, Trollex, Delta Dawn, And Trollzart: *Puts A Finger Down*
Prince D: Put A Finger Down If You Love Glitter.
Poppy, Trollex, And Trollzart. *Puts A Finger Down*
Prince D: Put A Finger Down If You've Committed A War Crime. 😑
Everyone: *Glares At Barb* 😑😑😑😑😑😑
Barb: What?! Don't Look At Meeeeeeeeee! Trollzart, Put A Finger Down. 😑
Trollzart: *Nervous Sweating* 👀💧
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Tiny Diamond: Why Don't You Have A Girlfriend?
Floyd: Because I'm Gay.
Tiny Diamond: What does that mean?
Floyd: It Means I Like Boys Instead Of Girls.
Tiny Diamond: Then Why Don't You Have A Boyfriend? 🤨
Floyd: 🥲
Tiny Diamond: Floyd? 🙁
Floyd: 😭
(Authors Note: I Kind of want to see Floyd Get A Boyfriend Someday, I feel like he deserves to find A Love Of his own)
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Spruce: Welcome To Kissing 101: Tall People! 😙💋
Spruce: Imagine your short, But you have A Really Tall Partner. And Right Now, You Want To Kiss Them...
Spruce: Sometimes The Taller Person Can Just Lean Down for You To Kiss Them, But If They Don't-
DJ Suki: -Then You Grab Them Buy Collar of their Shirt, And Pull Them Down And Kiss Them? 🙋♀️
Spruce: *Is About To Speak, But Gets Cut Off* ☝️
Cooper: No DJ! You Just Have to Buy Really Tall Shoes! Then you won't have to worry about it! 😄
Holly: But What If They're Still Taller Than You? 😕
Spruce: No Guys, You Have To- 🫤
Val: -Punch Them In The Stomach And Kiss Them While They Double Over In Pain? 🙋♀️
Spruce:
Spruce: ...I Am SO Done With You Guys right now... 🤦 *Walks Away*
Guy Diamond: *Who Didn't Even Get A Chance To Say Anything* What The Hair Did I Do?! 🤨
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Clampers: It's Not what's on the Outside... It's What's on the Inside that Counts!
Gus Tumbleweed: *Is Sad* Give Me One Good Example. 😔
Clampers: *Holds A Bunch Of Food In Her Arms* REFRIGERATORS! 😋🍗🧀🥩🥔🌽🥕🍅
Meanwhile Delta Dawn: *Looking Inside Her Refrigerator* Where Did All My Food Go? 😐