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By JoltJackalope

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I DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Boo... More

Chapter #2
Chapter #3
Chapter #4
Chapter #5
Chapter #6
Chapter #7
Chapter #8
Chapter #9
Chapter #10 🦃Thanksgiving Special🦃
Chapter #11
Chapter #12
Chapter #13
Chapter #14
Chapter #15
Chapter #16 (🚍Rhonda Takes A Bath Oneshot🚍)
Chapter #17
Chapter #18
Chapter #19
Chapter #20
Chapter #21
Chapter #22
Chapter #23
Chapter #24
Chapter #25
Chapter #26
Chapter #27
Chapter #28
Chapter #29
Chapter #30 ✨My Longest Chapter Yet✨
Chapter #31
Chapter #32
Chapter #33
Chapter #34
Chapter #35
Chapter #36
Chapter #37
Chapter #38
Chapter #39
Chapter #40 (Completely Wholesome Broppy Oneshot! 😊)
Chapter #41
Chapter #42
Chapter #43
Chapter #44
Chapter #45
Chapter #46
Chapter #47
Chapter #48
Chapter #49 ❗️The Final Chapter❗️
Chapter #50 🌹Bonus Rosie Oneshot🌹

Chapter #1

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By JoltJackalope

In Case Anyone is new. Here's A Picture Of My Broppy Child OC Princess Rosie.

And Here's My VivaXClay Child, Sunny. (She's Adopted)

And Finally Here's Rosie's Pet Dragon Critter, Death Note. (I Redesigned Him)






Poppy And Branch: *Sleeping While Snuggling Each Other* 😴😴

Poppy: *Rolls Over And Accidentally Knocks Branch Off The Bed*

Branch: OOOF! 😖

Poppy: *Wakes Up* Branchie, Are You Ok? 😥

Branch: Yeah, I think Imma Just Sleep On The Floor for Tonight. 😵‍💫👍

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Branch: I Currently have Seven Empty Poetry Books, And I Have No Idea What To Write In Them. Do You guys have any suggestions? 📝

JD: Write 69 In It.

Branch: ...

Branch: ...I'm Taking Suggestions From Anyone Accept You. 😑

Branch: What Do You think Clay?

Clay: 69

Branch: ...

Branch: ...I'm Taking Suggestions From Anyone Accept You Two. 😑

Branch: How About You Spruce?

Spruce: *Inhales* ☝️😃

Branch: Don't You DARE Say It! 😑

Spruce: *Nervous Sweating* 👀

Branch: Spruce... 😠

Spruce: ...

Spruce: ...69 😐

Branch: I Am No Longer Taking Suggestions!

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(Thrash And Riff Playing Scrabble)

Thrash: *Puts The World "YEET"*

Riff: Uh, That's Not A Word- :/

Thrash: *Flips The Table Over* YEET! :D

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Val: How do you manage to annoy an entire room of people?

Cloud Guy: I Just Have to Show Up Usually...

Val: *Gasp* Please Teach Me Your Ways! 🤩

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Random Pop Troll: *Has A Tiny Paper Cut On Her Finger*

Dr MoonBloom: Yeah, Your Done For. 😑

Random Pop Troll: WHAT?! 😰

Next Patient...

Random Funk Troll: *Has A Small Splinter In His Foot*

Dr MoonBloom: I'm so sorry... But there is no way to save you.... You have About Twenty Four Hours to Live. 😔

Random Funk Troll: NOOOO! 😭

Next Patient...

Random Rock Troll: *Is Literally Missing His Leg And Bleeding Everywhere*

Dr MoonBloom: ....Eh, You'll Be Fine. Just Put A Bandage On It. 🩹

Random Rock Troll: Cool, Thanks Doc! 😁👍

Dr MoonBloom: I AM A DOCTOR! 👩‍⚕️

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Kieth: *Pushing A Giant, Heavy Piano Into Classical Crest* 🎹

Kieth: I'm Here For My Piano Lesson! 😁

Minuet: Ummmm, Kieth. You didn't have to bring your own Piano. 😅

Kieth: Awww Man. 😞 Do you know how hard it was to get This On the Caterbus?

Minuet: 😐

(Next Week At The Same Location)

Minuet: 😄 Ok Kieth, Are You Ready For- 😐

Kieth: *Has A Strange, Dirty Troll Wearing Tattered Clothes Standing Next to Him* 🧍‍♂️

Kieth: I'm Ready For my Hobo Lesson! 😁

Minuet: Kieth! It's Oboe Lesson! Not Hobo Lesson. 😰

Kieth: Awww Man! 😞 Do you know how hard it was to get Him On the Caterbus?

Minuet: 😐

Kieth: Come On Joe. 😔 *Walks Away With The Hobo Troll*

Joe The Hobo: 😔

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Trollex: You Know Barb. You remind me of the Ocean! 😊

Barb: Explain? 🤨

Trollex: Your So Freaking Salty. 😑

Barb: Thank You! 😁

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JD: There's Still One Thing That I Don't Understand. 🤔

Clay: Math? 🤨

Floyd: Science? 🤨

Spruce: Bathing? 🤨

JD: Hey! I understand Bathing! >:(

JD: ...

JD: I'm just never in the mood to do it.....

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Veneer: Velvet, I need you to Swear-

Velvet: Ok, #*&$%! 😄

Veneer: I Meant Swear As In Promise! 😭

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Rosie: Hey Cousin Sunny. Have You Seen Death Note? I can't Find Him Anywhere! 😥

Sunny: I Have No Idea. What Happened? 😥

Rosie: My Daddy Was supposed to take him to the vet. He must have gotten scared and ran off.

Sunny: Don't Worry! I'll Help You find him. 😁

Rosie And Sunny: *Both Walk Past A Pen Full of Puffalo* 🐏🐏🐏

Death Note: *Is Sitting In The middle of the Pen, Covered In Cotton As A Puffalo Disguise*

In Death Notes Mind: They'll Never Take Me Alive! 🐲

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