"Bleh, boringgg...anyways I made breakfast" said Leo
"Oooooh, what did you make?" asked Cancer
"I made waffles"
"I love waffles!"
"WAFFLES" said Aries
"I want what they have" said Taurus
"You want waffles too? Same" said Gemini
"Nah I want waffles but I want someone to love me the way they love each other"
"I see"
"Even though it'll probably never happen..."
"Aww, don't think that way...you have like 4 options!"
"True, thank you bro!"
"No problem!"
"DID SOMEONE SAY WAFFLES" said Aquarius
Aquarius jumped down the stairs and evilly grinned.
"HELL YEAH" said Leo
"PISCES WAKE UP" yelled Aquarius
"Mmm, it's so early..." said Pisces sleepily
"LEOS MAKING WAFFLES"
"OMGGGGGGG"
Pisces ran down the stairs in her "pyjamas".
"Pisces...are you-"
"No I'm not! I'm just in my underwear..." said Pisces
Pisces looked around and saw a lot of people in the living room and ran back upstairs, after a minute she ran back downstairs with a big white shirt.
"Are there any left?" asked Pisces
"No one ate any yet so there' still a lot" said Leo
"Aww, nice!" grinned Pisces
"CAN I HAVE SOME TOO???" screamed Sagittarius
"OF COURSE YOU CAN! YOU'RE MY BRO" said Leo
"THANK YOU BRO!!"
Leo and Sagittarius bro fisted and Sag sat down on the sofa.
"Lemme have some too!" said Aries
"Yeah sure" said Leo
After a couple minutes, Leo crack his fingers and grinned.
"Anyways who wants waffles?" asked Leo
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius and Pisces
"Will they give me food poisoning?" asked Capricorn
"I don't trust Leo either" said Scorpio
The 2 girls reluctantly took a waffle and ate it, "Not bad" they thought
"Told you It was good" said Leo
"It was Ok I guess..."
"No it was good"
"Meh It was medium-ish"
"I know y'all loved it"
"Alright Guys we gotta go" said Virgo
"Taurus come here!" ordered Capricorn
"Fuck you, I don't listen to orders bitch" said Taurus
"Taurus we gotta go" said Virgo
"Fineee..." said Taurus
The earth signs left while Capricorn was having a difficult time carrying Taurus to the car.
"Aww...we need a diaper for baby Taurus" mocked Leo
"So cute" said Aries pinching Taurus's cheeks, Taurus punched him, "Ow!"
"Leo has ran out of good jokes" said Taurus
"He's never had any" mocked Capricorn
"You've never gotten a girl" said Leo
"He loves Virgy" said Aries
"Awww..." said the fire signs
"Know what, let's go" said Capricorn
Scorpio left with the other water signs, Gemini decided to leave as well. Aries sighed, "I guess that leaves us"
"Let's go" said Sagittarius
"I'll drive" said Libra
Soon everyone reached school peacefully without running anyone over. Unfortunately school was boring.
"Yawn" said Libra
Libra was in class, he apparently doesn't like doing work. Leo and Sagittarius were talking to him but he was bored so he didn't give a shit anyways. The 2 girls behind him were talking, Aquarius was daydreaming and draw dick pictures on the desk while Aries was overconfidently answering everything wrong.
"I KNOW EVERYTHING BITCHES" yelled Aries
"No you don't" said a student
"Fuck you" said Aries
"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" said Leo and Sagittarius
Aries got up and walked to the student that shit talked her and was about to beat his ass when they teacher walked into the class.
"What the heck is going on?" said Mr Jones
Virgo sighed and walked out of the classroom for some air when he saw someone walk towards him, he looked back and it was someone familiar.
"Heyyyy" said a familiar voice
Virgo looked up, it was just Pisces in her blazer.
"Uhh...h-hi" said Virgo
"Everything alright?" asked Pisces
"W-Why, yes...?"
"You seem tired, want me to sneak out and get you a drink?"
"Nah, I'm good, thanks though"
"Well, if you need anything, just call me, 'kay?"
"Sure thing!"
Pisces smiled and walked off, Virgo blushed and unfortunately the other earth sign noticed and couldn't help smiling.
"Dude, you really need to work on that rizz" snickered Taurus
"Oh, fuck off..." said Virgo
"Awww, look at the virgin boy being all pissed off, haha"
"You don't even have a girlfriend, and your dick is sma-"
"Shut up, virgin!"
"Don't call me that"
Taurus chuckled, he rolled his eyes and whispered.
"Alright, you want real daring advice from a real person?" asked Taurus
"It better not be some sexual shit" said Virgo
"Relax, I'm not drunk this time"
"Okay, tell me your shitty dating advice"
"Okay, Don't fuck on the 1st day of dating, she'll probably won't like it"
"Uhhh..."
Virgo blushed as he pictured a thought of something he should've have thought of as well.
"Oooh, is virgin a dirty minded boy now?" asked Taurus wiggling his eyebrows
"Shut up, Gemini" chuckled Libra
"Alright, be confident, go up to her with a chill expression, don't look douchey and look cool"
"Lol, Taurus"
"Actually, just take her to the school garden and kiss lol"
"You corrupted piece of shit"
"Hey, I ain't corrupted, it's all in your head..."
"Whatever, you still sing dumb shit"
"Know what, how about you both fuck around and walk somewhere" said Taurus
"Know what, how about you shut the fuck up" said Capricorn
"Hey, we're in the middle of something here"
"You're being noisy as fuck rn"
"I'm giving a brother some advice"
"It's okay Cap, he's just helping"
"Vir-"
"EARTH SIGH CIVIL WAR" said Gemini
"SHUT UP GEMINI" said the earth signs
"Also shut up Capricorn" said Taurus
"What do you want?!" snapped Capricorn
"Give the brother some advice instead of dissing me" said Taurus
"Be better than Taurus" said Scorpio
"Not hard to do tbh" said Virgo
"Shut it Scorpio! I'm trying to help" said Taurus
"Okay, rig-"
"He's mad that Virgo looks better than him" said Gemini
"Not you too! I look better than that virgin!" said Taurus
"Wait wh-"
"Shut up virgin!"
"Okay what's going on this time?" asked Capricorn
"Who's sexier? Me or this virgin?" snapped Taurus
"Where the fuck did this come from?" asked Scorpio
"Not you! Cappy!"
"Whatever..."
"Body wise...?" said Capricorn
"Yup" said Virgo
"Probably Virgo"
"Okay, I wasn't expecting that..."
"Exactly, it's bullshit"
"I-"
"How's Virgo more handsome than me?" asked Taurus
"She's gonna say something about him being more ripped" said Gemini
"Yeah but, you also kinda look like a thug" said Capricorn
"I...okay where did that come from?" asked Taurus
"At this point, do I need to explain myself?"
"Wha-"
"Dude, you wear a durag and your shirt isn't even buttoned all the way and your pants are sagging, also you have tattoos" said Virgo
"Okay first off my hair is sensitive-"
"I think Taurus still looks pretty cool tho" said Cancer
"Really?" said Taurus
"Yeah, I like his getup"
"Thank you, Cancer! Love you too!"
Cancer grinned at went back to sleep.
"Finally some Taurus appreciation in this shit class" said Taurus
"What is he going on about now...?" asked Scorpio
"Oh he's just mad that we bully him" chuckled Gemini
"Yeah fuck you guys, I did nothing wrong" said Taurus
"You're annoying tho" said Scorpio
"AM NOT! Besides so is Gemini" said Taurus
"What did I do?!" said Gemini
"You and your earth sign civil war shit..."
"But funny!"
"Whatever...I'm gonna go smoke outside the school, Gem you wanna come with? Wait nah, I'm too good for this class"
Taurus walked out of the classroom and went into the garden at the back of the school and was gonna light up when a blue haired girl came behind him.
"BOO!" said Aquarius
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" screamed Taurus
"Whacha doin here?"
"Chillin..."
"You're quiet today"
"Yeah I been thinking"
"Oh, about what? Everything good?"
"I've been thinking about how to get Virgo and Pisces together so he could finally get some pussy"
"LMAO"
"Hey, it's true"
"Pisces is my best friend so I can help out"
"Nice! Got any ideas?"
"Nope..."
The both of them were silent for a while when Aquarius looked at the blunt Taurus was smoking.
"Where'd you get that?" asked Aquarius
"An old friend" said Taurus
"Lemme have the zaza for a bit"
"Yeah sure"
Taurus and Aquarius shared the zaza and after 30 minutes, they were on the floor giggling.
"Hey just curious but who'd you like?" asked Taurus
"I don't know, you...wait, I know! You like Cappy, don't you?" asked Aquarius
"I-"
"You have a crush on her, don't you?"
"Fuck nah, she turned me down"
"Don't give up like that? Keep talking to her and maybe she'll like you back"
"Yeah but here's the thing, I kinda like someone else too"
"Ooooh, who?"
"I'll tell you once we finish our job"
"Serious Taurus, I see..."
"Nah we cool though, you bring Pisces and I'll bring Aquarius-"
"Honey, I am Aquarius"
"Oh, I meant Virgo...and we hook them up"
"Okay sure"
"Like after sc-"
"RIGHT FUCKING NOW"
"Huh?"
"THE EARLIER THE BETTER BABE!"
"FR?"
"Yeah"
"HELL YEAH!!"
Taurus grinned evilly and so did Aquarius and the both of them nodded and ran to their classes. Taurus entered his class with sunglasses and was trying to hold his smile in and went and thought he sat next to Virgo but sat next to Scorpio and took off his sunglasses.
"Hey sweet cheeks, let's go to the garden right now" said Taurus
"I-"
"What are you waiting for? You're gonna have such a fun time there, I guarantee"
"Taur-"
"Dude, why're you flirting with Scorpio?" asked Gemini
"Huh?" said Taurus
"What's up with your eyes?" asked Virgo
"Why do I smell weed?" asked Capricorn
"Bro, are you good?" asked Gemini
"LET'S GO VIRGIN" said Taurus
Taurus grabbed Virgo and pulled him out of the class.
"VIRGO-"
"Leave them be, Taurus has unfinished business with him" said Gemini
"OVER WHAT" said Capricorn
"Didn't he request a favour from him?" asked Cancer
"Oh you're finally awake" said Gemini
"Yeah, slept pretty well, hehe"
"Why's Scorpio so quiet?"
Scorpio looked shocked and her face was slowly starting blush.
"Scorpio, why's your face red?" asked Cancer
Scorpio put her face down on the table and covered her face.
"Her face is redder than Taurus' eyes lol" said Gemini
Meanwhile in Aquarius' class, Leo was screaming with Sagittarius while Aries was throwing paper balls and Pisces was doodling and Libra was hiding under the table.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" screamed Leo
"Ouch" said Libra
"Sorry not sorry BITCH!" said Aries
Pisces was sweetly drawing on her table when Aquarius picked her up and carried her outside the classroom.
"Sorry sweetie, I'm a bit high but your love awaits you!" said Aquarius
"Omgggg love!"
Aquarius put Pisces next to Virgo and Taurus was hiding in the bushes and Aquarius found him and followed him so that only the 2 lovebirds remained.
"Heyo!" said Pisces
"Uhhh, h-hi..." said Virgo
The both of them didn't talk much but were flirting and after an hour they decided to walk around.
"Hey! They left!" said Taurus
"Don't worry I'll follow them" said Aquarius
Aquarius followed them for a bit and then quietly but quickly crawled back to Taurus.
"They aren't even doing anything except walking and holding hands, I'm gonna brb and join Aries for a bit, see ya!" said Aquarius
"Alright then, see ya" said Taurus
Aquarius ran off for a bit and Taurus sighed and decided to sleep in the bushes for a little bit and had a dream where he was naked.
"Woooow...it's so big!" said a voice
Taurus looked up tiredly and saw Capricorn in her bra.
"Ooooooh, shit that's sexy!" giggled Taurus
Taurus started shaking his head.
"Wait this isn't real...she doesn't like me..."
"No I don't, silly! Maybe...you can try again...if Virgo can get someone so easily then maybe you can too" said Capricorn
"What?!"
"Choice is yours, come find me..."
Capricorn blew him a kiss and disappeared and Taurus tried to get her but started quaking and hyperventilating.
"Taurus, what the hell are you doing in the bushes?" said Virgo
"Huh" said Taurus
Virgo was shaking Taurus awake, who had passed out in the bushes.
"Bro, were you there the whole time?!" asked Virgo
"Busted" said Taurus
He stumbled out of the bushes and tried to keep a straight posture.
"Are you high?" asked Virgo
"Just a bit of zaza...what did I miss?" asked Taurus
Virgo looked back and saw that no one was there and then turned back to Taurus.
"It went pretty well..." said Virgo
Suddenly Virgo got a text from Pisces
Pisces: Heyyy
Pisces: Wanna go on a date?
Virgo put his phone back in his pocket.
"Dude...I think I'm in love" said Virgo