stank skank supreme
are you done bitching now? 2:03pm
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He groaned in frustration. He'd texted you at least 20 times now, but you hadn't responded yet. He didn't think you had school or work, or at the very least that you wouldn't care about either of them enough to ignore his texts. He was bored. Like, immensely bored. No one around here was worth two shits, and they didn't like him either so there was no point in trying to get one of them to entertain himself with. Staring hard at his phone, he willed a notification with "Message from salsa verde" to pop up with all his might. But alas, it didn't. Boo.
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salsa verde
2:27pm alright shithead i'm ready to forgive you
stank skank supreme
FUCKING FINALLY
my roommates suck!
don't ignore me again
I need entertainment on demand
salsa verde
wow okay gee
why not just watch tv or smth
or do you have bad wifi lol
stank skank supreme
something like that, yeah
anyways
um
d'you ever find your salsa?
salsa verde
HECKING NO
now I'm mad
she stole my salsa and didn't even bother to apologize
SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE SALSA HJWASFVAH SVBFLHAVWLUBFDKLIAWBV
stank skank supreme
woah okay chill
who's "she"??
maybe I can stalk her for you or somethin
salsa verde
wtf no
she's fabulous
just a little confused
about mexican condoms
*condiments fuck auto correct
ah yes mexican condoms
uh
did I scare you off man
you good??
helloooooooo
ARE YOU GHOSTING ME AGAIN I SWEAR
stank skank supreme
nah just laughing
"mexican condoms" fuckin gold
soooooo can I know your name?
salsa verde
omg a step up in our relationship??
oh no, i'm too young for this!
stank skank supreme
shut up dude
i just meant
like
it's weird to just call you salsa verde all the time
at least without knowing your name
salsa verde
alright then can I know yours??
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Well shit. Why didn't he think this would happen? Stupid idiot.
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stank skank supreme
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
dan
yeah
that
salsa verde
you dirty little liar
nah I bet you made that up cause you got an even whiter white-boy name, like ben or some crap
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A loud thud could be heard as he did indeed fall out of his chair and onto the floor. A few more pings could be heard but he was to busy internally freaking out to realize.
But.... was it really so bad if one human knew his name?? It didn't mean they knew who he was, after all....
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salsa verde
or some other white name
idk
but did you lie??
i mean idrc but i wanna know your actual name sooo
unless it's a deadname or smth
cause if so forget it, I'll call you dan
stank skank supreme
no no
sorry I was just a bit shocked
Ben's kinda my name
just- stranger danger- y'know
anyways gtg bye
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He cringed violently. Stranger danger? Really?? How old was he, five?????
He stuffed his phone in his pocket and sighed, shaking his head before turning his attention back to his computer monitors.
444 words ahhahahahhahahhahha