A/N:QUICK REMINDER. DRIA'S FIRE POWERS APPEAR BLUE WHEN SHE'S REALLY MAD BUT RED WHEN SHE'S NOT THAT MAD- Like stars, the cooler stars are warm colors and the hot stars are usually blue
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Audrianna's POV
"Hey, if you were Dr. Minyak and you just broke out of prison, where would you hide?" my dad turned to me and Henry
"I don't know.. Omar's Pizza?" Henry answered
"Why Omar's Pizza?" my head perked up
"They have good pizza." Henry shrugged
"Wanna order one?" my dad offered
"Nah. I'm too depressed to eat." Henry said blatantly
The elevator doors opened as Charlotte and Schwoz walked out.
"Come on, look at my eyes, and my chin." Schwoz demanded
"Oh give it up, Schwoz. You do not look like Uncle Jesse from Fuller House." Charlotte scoffed
Schwoz groaned in response.
"Charlotte, Dria." my dad called us to come to him "What's Henry so bummed out about?"
Charlotte glanced at Henry "I can't tell you. He's worried you'll laugh at it."
"We would never laugh at Henry's pain." I reassured
"C'mon, what's going on?" my dad asked
"Okay, he's bummed because his girlfriend moved out of town to be on that reality show, Kids In The Woods." Charlotte explained
"But that happened a year ago.." my dad said
"No.. That was Chloe. His first girlfriend. This time it's Bianca."
"Bianca got cast in the same reality show Chloe did?" I ask
Charlotte nodded "Yeah."
My dad bursted out laughing.
"Dad, no-"
He laughed right in Henry's face "Charlotte just said you lost another girlfriend to Kids In The Woods!"
"Charlotte!" Henry scolded
"Ray!" Charlotte scolded
"Dad!" I raised my voice
An alarm started blaring.
"Hey, that's the alarm for Junk N' Stuff.." my dad realised
"The alarm? But we just locked up." Charlotte said
He checked the CCTV footage of Junk N' Stuff and it showed 4 people breaking in.
"Burglars." My eyebrows furrowed
"Hey. They're not just burglars, those are the Four Muchachos.." Henry said
"Como?" Schwoz asked
"The Four Muchachos." Henry repeated
"Who are they?" I ask
"Four of Canada's most evil siblings." my dad replied
"You guys, let's use the anti-burglar devices up in Junk N' Stuff." Schwoz suggested
"Ooh, yeah!" Charlotte beamed
"I've always wanted to try those." I exclaimed
"Okay. Let's start things off with a little fire for Muchacho uno." my dad pressed a button and fire came out of the dinosaur head
We all laughed at the Muchachos' screams.
"Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey. Muchacho dos seems to be interested in our cash register." I pressed a few buttons and the cash register exploded in the Muchacho's face.
We all laughed loudly at the Muchachos' reactions.
"Oh, what about the hoes? Can we try the hoes?" Charlotte asked
"Let's drop the hoes."
"Hoes." my dad pressed a button and hoes fell down from the ceiling
We chuckled loudly at the Muchachos and our laughs ended with a sigh
"Hoes." we smiled
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We brought down the burglars to the Man Cave and removed their masks.
"Alright, you four Muchachos. I wanna know why you left Canada and came here to Swellview." Captain Man began
"And I also wanna know." Kid Danger added
"So start talking, or that sweaty onion-loving guy over there is gonna give you some big, wet, sweat hugs." I threatened
"Well! We're not telling you anything, eh?" the blue Muchacho said
"So sorry not sorry eh?" the red Muchacho said
"We will beat your arses, eh?" The white Muchacho said
"Eh!?" The purple Muchacha blurted out
"That's it! Hug them." Captain Man demanded
"Hug them all." Kid Danger added
"No!"
Larry hugged the blue Muchacho first.
"No, gross!"
He moved on to the red Muchacho, hugging him tightly.
"No!"
Larry hugged the white Muchacha tightly.
"Ew!"
Before Larry could hug the purple Muchacha, she spoke up.
"No! I'll talk, I'll talk!"
We all gave each other glances.
"We came here for the meetin'."
The blue Muchacho groaned.
"What meetin'?" Kid Danger asked
"The meeting for all the tough criminals in Swellview, eh?" The blue Muchacho explained
"And Canada." The white Muchacho added "Idiots."
"And what's this meeting about?" I cross my arms
"All we were told is the meeting is about taking down Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl, Eh?" the blue Muchacho said
"Woah, that's us." Kid Danger whispered in my ear
"Well then we're gonna lock you up. Take your costumes and masks, sneak into this 'secret meeting', and find out what's going on." Captain Man said
"What's going on.." Kid Danger repeated
Larry jumped up and down excitedly.
"Hug them." I demanded
"Hug them goood." Kid Danger added
"No, no!" The Muchachos yelled when Larry hugged them tightly
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We got out of the elevator to Junk N' Stuff wearing the Muchachos' costumes.
Captain Man was the blue Muchacho, Kid Danger was the red Muchacho, I was the white Muchacha, and Charlotte was the purple Muchacha.
"So, how do I look?" Captain Man asked
"Muy estupido." I muttered
"Thanks." He smiled "Wait."
Charlotte groaned as she stepped out of the elevator "I do not feel comfortable with any part of this."
"You'll be fine." Captain Man reassured "Just stick close to us, don't say anything, and act like a Muchacho from Canada."
"But- I don't know anything about being Canadian. Or Muchachan."
We heard a loud thud outside.
"Woah, what's that noise?" Kid Danger asked
"Oh, that's just the guy Schwoz called to fix the air conditioning." Captain Man answered
We stepped into the actual store and the air conditioning guy screamed and fell down his ladder.
"Ah! Please, please don't hurt me! My cat depends on me!" The man begged
"Dude, why are you scared of us?" Captain Man asked
"Ah, he thinks we're the real Four Muchachos." I said
Kid Danger sighed "Dude calm do-"
"Please! Please leave me alone!"
We all tried to reassure him until a girl in some superhero suit walked in and grabbed a stick.
"Hold it right there, Muchachos."
"Ahh! Thank the Gods!" the man ran out
"Look, miss. I don't know who you are but why don't you just--" the girl threw Captain Man across the room without touching him
"Hey. How do you just make him fly across the room like that- that was-" Kid Danger got interrupted by the girl smashing a radio against his head
The girl stared at Charlotte.
"I'm harmless!" Charlotte ran away
"Okay, that is it." I emitted a fire from my hand "You wanna dance? Let's dance."
I saw Captain Man's eyes widened at the sight of my fire powers.
The girl tried to hit me with the stick but I was quick to dodge it.
I threw a fire ball at her but she managed to block it with the stick.
"Stay down, Muchacha!" she yelled
"Who even are you!?" I scoffed
She ignored my question and lunged at me again, her stick swinging wildly. I quickly ducked beneath it.
She hit me in the gut with her stick.
Ouch. My gut is busted at this point.
I stepped back in pain.
I have been punched, kicked, and now HIT in the gut several times. This is when I knew I was defeated.
Kid Danger and Captain Man stood up behind me
"Okay." Kid Danger picked up the radio "How.. Did you make this fly off that table and hit me in my head!? Oh. And Why?"
"You have fire powers!?" Captain Man yelled from behind
"Shhh! She's gonna say something." I try to change the topic
"Quiet, Muchacho." The girl demanded "Now the three of you, get on the ground."
Captain Man sighed "We don't wanna get on the ground."
"We..We just got up." I said in between groans
"And we're not Muchachos." Captain Man added, trying to take off his mask
The girl huffed "Filthy Canadian liars. You jerks are an embarrassment to the other 99.9% of Canadians who are awesome."
"Alright, I've had about enough of this girl." Captain Man went in for a punch but the girl froze him before he could even touch her.
"What the fuck!?" I yell
I saw the ice breaking and Captain Man somehow broke out of the ice.
"How'd you break free?" the girl asked with fear
"By doing this." Captain Man imitated his move earlier
"But that's impossible."
I took off my mask "Not for Captain Man."
"Danger Girl?" The girl stared at me, wide-eyed
Kid Danger took off his mask.
"Kid Danger too?"
Captain Man took off his mask next. "Hey." he said sarcastically
"Captain Man.." she dropped the stick "Oh my Gosh. Oh!" she walked up to me "Danger Girl, I'm so sorry! The three of you- I didn't realise you guys were you.." she trailed off
"Wait a minute.. telekinetic powers, freeze breath, female.." Captain Man gasped "Are you the daughter of Thunderman?"
"I- yeah."
"Wait, that's so cool." I grinned
"Freebie?" Captain Man asked
"It's Phoebe."
I turned around and saw Kid Danger take a picture of her.
"Wait, you guys know my dad?" she took off her mask
"Of course. Hey, I'm so sorry.." Captain Man put a hand on her shoulder "We would've gone to his funeral but we got tickets to a ball game that week."
"Her dad's not dead." I whispered in his ear
"Well, when he does die and there's no ball game, we'll be there."
Kid Danger put his hand on her back "So, you're a superhero?"
Phoebe giggled "Well no- Well I mean, almost. I mean- Oh my Gosh. I'm just so excited to meet you guys- And why are you guys dressed like the Four Muchachos?"
"Oh, we're going undercover." Kid Danger replied
"There's a secret meeting of evil people happening here in Swellview." Captain Man added
"And we're gonna find out what they're up to." I continued
"No way, can I go with you? Please. I really wanna help." Phoebe beamed
"Yes." Kid Danger replied
"No." Me and Captain Man said at the same time
Kid Danger walked up to us "I'd like her to come with us."
Captain Man crossed his arms "Henry.. there's too many people.."
"Look. At. Her." he whispered
"Uhh, how old are you?" Phoebe asked
"Sixteen."
"He's fourteen." I muttered
"Almost fifteen."
"But still fourteen." I smiled fakely
"Well fourteen is the new fifteen so-" he glared at me
"Well uh, I'm older." Phoebe said
"Yeah.." Henry smirked
This motherfucker.
Why am I feeling like this?
Like I just want to set the whole world on fire.
I emitted a small fire from my hand and stared at it in awe.
Meanwhile Captain Man's eyes widened "We will have a talk about that young lady." he whisper yelled in my ear which made me quickly put out the fire
Charlotte walked out "Hi Phoebe, I'm Charlotte. Please don't kill me, I'm not a Muchacho."
"Uh, hi."
"What are you doing?" Kid Danger asked
"Giving her this costume so she can go with you guys to your evil meeting. You have fun!" she ran away
Kid Danger and Phoebe turned to me and Captain Man with smiling faces.
"Alright, Phoebe you're in." Captain Man gave in
"Really!?" they both yelled
Damnit.
I mean, I know she's a good person but I can't help feel this way for no reason at all.
What is this feeling?
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We arrived to where the meeting was.
"Okay guys, turn on your tooth cameras." Captain Man commanded
We all turned on our tooth cameras
"Now what?" Phoebe asked
"Now we all smile so Charlotte and Schwoz can see what we're seeing." Kid Danger answered
We all smiled widely and walked in the room.
We looked around and saw alot of familiar villains, Dr. Minyak, Nurse Cohort, Drill Finger, Van Del, The Time Jerker.. And Jeff.
"Alright." Dr. Minyak spoke up "I want to know who called this meeting."
"I thought you called the meeting, Minyak." Van Del chimed in
"Perhaps it was the Four Muchachos." Drill Finger pointed at us as every villain turned to us
"Oh, no no."
"No."
"Noh."
"Eh, no."
"Then who did call this meeting?" some weird insect lady asked
One of the doorways filled with smoke and The Toddler walked out.
The room filled with gasps and murmurs.
"The Toddler!" Jeff exclaimed
"Dad.." I whispered to him
"I see him." He whispered back, gently squeezing my hand to comfort me.
I've always been creeped out by the toddler.
He always tried to get uncomfortably close to me.
Pretty sure he's a p€dophile.
"I thought you, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl destroyed The Toddler over a year ago." Phoebe whispered to us
"I did- I did my best." Captain Man shrugged
"Well, well!" The Toddler began "To those of you who thought I was dead. Boo!" all the other villains screamed
"Now. let this meeting begin. Max! Bring my booster seat." The Toddler commanded
The Toddler walked pass us which made me step back behind my dad.
A teenage boy walked in, holding a booster seat.
"Oh my God." I heard Phoebe whisper
"What?"
"What is it?"
"What? Are you scared?" Kid Danger asked her
"No?"
"Cause if you're scared you can hug me."
"Not scared."
What the actual fuck?
"Then why'd you say 'oh my God'?" Captain Man asked
"That guy helping The Toddler? He's my twin brother, Max."
"No way."
"What?"
"Seriously?"
"Yes."
"You sure you're not scared?" Kid Danger reassured
"Yes." Phoebe rolled her eyes
"Cause if you're scared you can hug me."
"I'm not scared." She raised her voice slightly
"Got it." Kid Danger backed away
"Smooth my leg hair." The Toddler demanded
Max nodded and started smoothening The Toddler's leg hair.
Gross.
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