Visuals (Kelly Haven):
Portrayed by Arianna Greenblatt
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Audrianna's POV
"DAAAAAAAAADDDDD!?" I yelled out
"What.." my dad groaned
My dad got his wisdom teeth removed and right now he's under anesthesia.
"Right. You're loopy right now- Guess i'll walk." I mumbled to myself
I took the elevator up to Junk N' Stuff and started heading to the airport
The airport wasn't that far from Junk N' Stuff so I didn't bother to get an Uber.
I started to look for my best friend Kelly.
Kelly was my childhood best friend, her mom got a job in Switzerland and unfortunately, she had to move to Switzerland with her mom.
I heard her mom got fired from the job so now Kelly is moving back to Swellview.
"Dria!"
"Oh my God, Kelly!!" I pulled her in a tight hug
"I've missed you so damn much bitchh!!"
"Ahhhh! Bitch me too!!!"
"So, where's your dad?"
"Oh- He got his wisdom tooth removed and he's droopy right now."
"Cool. So..are we going to..you know." Kelly asked
I forgot to mention, Kelly knows about the Man Cave, she knows me, my dad, and Henry's secret identities but her mom doesn't.
I scoffed "Obvi."
"Great." She grinned
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I stepped into the elevator with Kelly and pressed the button
"It's been so long since i've been on this ele- WOAHHHHH AHHHH!!"
"Right, I forgot about that-"
Once the elevator landed in the Man Cave the doors opened and Kelly frantically stood up.
Henry and Charlotte looked at me in shock.
"Oh..hey Kelly.." my dad mumbled
"Dri! What are you doing!? You can't just bring a stranger to the Man Cave!" Henry whispered
"Relax, Kelly is not a stranger. She's my best friend. She knows about Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl."
"lSo, this was the Henry you were talking about?" Kelly looked at Henry up and down
"Mhm, and that's Charlotte." I pointed over to her
"So, Henry is Kid Danger?" Kelly asked
"Yup."
"Sick." Kelly walked up to Charlotte "Anddd she just works here or does she help you guys fight crime?"
"Charlotte helps us around here."
"Cool. It's nice to have another girl in our friend group. I'm Kelly." She extended out her hand
"Nice. I'm Charlotte." Charlotte shook her hand
I wrapped my arms around the two girl's shoulders "Ah, you two are gonna get along perfectly."
Henry walked up to us "By the way, Me and Charlotte are going to karaoke-doke. You still comin'?"
"Right. I forgot about that. I can't come." I shrugged
"Why?" Charlotte asked
"I can't just leave my dad while he's.. y'know."
"Right."
"Hey," Kelly turned to me "It's fine. Go with your friends, I'll take care of your dad."
"Trust me, Kelz. It's been a while. And my dad is kinda.." I did the koo-koo sign
"Hey, Jasper said he can't come because his cat gave birth to quadruplets." Charlotte put her phone down
"Alright, so we got two extra tickets?" Henry remarked
"Okay, how about this. My mom can take care of your dad and we all go to Karaoke-Dokie?" Kelly suggested
"Your mom?" I asked her
"Yeah, my mom has always had a thing for your dad."
..
"It's kinda weird actually."
"That sounds great." Henry said "C'mon Dri, you know you love singing." he nudged my shoulder
"Yeahhh...I kinda do.."
"Great! I'll call my mom!"
"Wait!"
"What?" Kelly asked me
"Your mom can't go to the Man Cave!"
"Then we'll make your dad go to our old house." Kelly said
"How?"
Kelly raised an eyebrow with a look that says it all.
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THIRD PERSON POV
After carrying Ray all the way to Kelly's house the group all headed to Karaoke-Dokie.
They found a table and sat down until 2 girls walked up to them and sat next to them
"First time here?" The brunette girl asked Henry, before grabbing his cup and taking a sip out of it.
"Uhm, yeah." Henry smiled awkwardly
"If you get nervous i'll hold your hand." The brunette girl offered
"I get nervous when my cousin eats things that aren't food." Kelly blurted out
The brunette girl glared at Kelly.
"Seriously, I think he ate my charm bracelet."
"What's your name?" The blonde girl asked Henry
"Henry.."
"That's hot."
"Alright..?"
The brunette started stroking Henry's hair "You have insane hair.."
"Yeah. Uh, my hair was normal, and then one day it went insane." He laughed awkwardly "Sad story.."
"I like your story.."
Kelly and Charlotte gave each other weird glances.
"Um, hi. Miss?" Charlotte called out
"What."
"He has a girlfriend." Kelly blurted out, she noticed that Henry was uncomfortable.
"I don't see her." The brunette smiled to Henry
"Turn around." A voice from behind called out
The brunette turned around and saw Audrianna.
"Now you see her."
Henry and Charlotte's eyes widened and Kelly gave her a knowing look.
"Play along." Audrianna whispered
"I don't see much." The brunette fired back
Audrianna glared at her before the others stood up.
"Okay."
"Uh, did you know that karaoke comes to us from the Japanese?" Charlotte blurted out
"Yeah..how great is Japan, right?" Kelly agreed
"Good people."
"Shut up, wannabes." The brunette turned to them
"You know, you might wannabe shutting your face there." Audrianna tilted her head
"Really?"
"Really." Audrianna nodded
Henry pulled out his phone "Heyy Dri, your dad needs you-"
"What does he want."
"Actually, Kelly's mom needs you. Your dad said that he thinks she's going insane you might wanna help her."
Audrianna rolled her eyes "You're lucky." She whispered to the girl's ear as she left the karaoke place
Kelly stepped in front of the brunette "Bitch, you might wanna chill down with my best friend if you wanna make it out this karaoke place alive."
"Is that a threat?" The brunette asked
"Depends if you make me pissed off."
"So, you girls going to sing tonight?" The blonde asked while glaring at Charlotte and Kelly
"Well, we didn't come for the buffalo nuggets." Charlotte muttered
"But we are going to get some, right?" Henry chimed in
"I don't care." Kelly blurted out "And yeah, we're singing tonight."
"Awesome." The blonde replied "So are we."
"I like Japan." Charlotte chimed in, trying to difuse the tension "Except my Uncle Rosco got stabbed there. It was an accident. He's better now."
There was an awkward silence.
"Are buffalo nuggets spicy?"
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Audrianna's POV
"Dad! DAD NO!" I chased my dad around
"Raymond!" Mrs. Haven yelled
Well, there goes my chance of her becoming my stepmother.
I really don't mind Kelly being my stepsister.
"DADDDD!! COME BACK! YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!" I hopped over the couch, trying to chase my dad
"No! I don't wanna take my medicine!" My dad yelled out
"Ray, you have to!"
I groaned "RAYMOND MANCHESTER GET BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT." I lunged at my dad before shoving the medicince down his throat
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THIRD PERSON POV
"I like your purse." Charlotte complimented
"Thanks." Kelly grinned
"What is this?" Charlotte felt the fur on Kelly's purse
"Monkey fur."
"Oh." Charlotte put the purse down
"Alright, peepers we have a singing contest going on here. Next up are a couple of Karaoke-Dokie regulars-- Hayley Ferguson and Tara Ganz!" The host announced
The two girls walked on stage.
"Enjoy us." The brunette smirked at Kelly
"Enjoy my monkey fur." Kelly snapped back
"Okay, girls. Choose your poison." The host said
The two girls whispered to each other before deciding on a song "We're going to sing 'Number One.'."
"Ouh. The hit by Ginger Fox. Alright, here it comes." Music started playing "Let's juice them up!"
"Let's get this started." Tara said
Number One
By Ginger Fox
Hayley:
"Hello, is everybody watching?
before, I get this party started
you know, you wanna be invited.
Step right up and get a taste of what your biting."
Tara and Hayley:
"Feel the groove
when we move on the center
get it right every night
'cause we're ment't'!"
Tara:
"When it all goes-"
Hayley:
"Down."
Tara:
"I need to tell ya!"
Hayley and Tara:
"You're gonna love me-
you're gonna tell me that your ready to go!"
"I'm already there look up in the air
'cause I'm the star of the show!
I'm number one baby
always number one baby
so forget what you heard
this is my world!"
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Audrianna's POV
"DAD WILL YOU STOP GROANING AND MOANING FOR ONE SECOND!?"
My dad groaned in response.
"How do you deal with him everyday?" Mrs. Haven asked me
"I've gotten used to it.."
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THIRD PERSON POV
Hayley:
"My world revolves around me!"
Tara
"Oh! Oh! So forget what you heard this is my world!"
Hayley:
"My world revolves around me."
Tara:
"My world!"
Haley and Tara:
"My world!"
The audience clapped lightly.
"Yeah! We're clapping because it's over!" Charlotte smiled sarcastically
"Burn!" Kelly nudged her
"Alright, alright, next up in this singing competition, we got Kelly Haven and Charlotte Page!" The host announced
The audience clapped for them as the girls walked on stage as Henry got out his phone and started recording.
"Okay, girls, what you gonna throw down?" The host asked
"We want to sing Give It Up." Charlotte answered
"Alright! A little R&B action toni-i-i-i-"
"Yeah! Just play it." Kelly glared at the host
Music started playing.
Give it up
By Elizabeth Gillies and Arianna Grande
Kelly:
"Someday I'll let you in!
Treat you right,
Drive you outta your mind, ooh."
Charlotte:
"You never met a chick like me!
Burn so bright, I'm gonna make you blind."
Kelly and Charlotte:
"Always want what you can't have
Is it so bad if you don't get what you wanted?
Make you feel good, as I whip you into shape-
Yeah, boy, let's get it started!"
"Give it up
You can't win
'Cause I know where you've been
Such a shame you don't put up a fight!
That's a game that we play at the end of the night!
It's the same old story, but you never get it right!
Give it up!"
"Come a little closer, baby, baby
Come a little closer-
Come a little closer, baby, baby!"
Kelly:
"So stop trying to walk away.
No you won't ever leave me behind."
Charlotte:
"No! you better believe that I'm here to stay."
Kelly:
"That's right."
Charlotte:
"Cause you're the shade, and I'm the sunshine, ooh!"
Kelly and Charlotte
"Look at me boy
'Cause I got you where I want you
Isn't it so exciting?
Wanna shake you, wanna break you-
Take the back seat, boy, 'cause now I'm driving."
"Give it up!
You can't win
'Cause I know where you've been
Such a shame you don't put up a fight!
That's a game that we play at the end of the night!
It's the same old story, but you never get it right!
Give it up!"
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Audrianna's POV
"And..I-I just don't know how I feel about him.."
Is Kelly's mom seriously confessing her feelings towards my dad?
"You should tell him."
"Yeah, but look at him right now, he's droopy and he keeps groaning."
"I meant when he's okay again."
"But..if we get together wouldn't that make you and Kelly stepsisters..?"
"I'm okay with the idea."
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Kelly and Charlotte:
"Come a little closer-
Come a little closer, baby, baby
Come a little closer-
Come a little closer, baby, baby
Come a little closer-
Come a little closer, baby."
"Yeah, you are my baby, and I'll make you crazy tonight!
Look at me boy
'Cause I got you where I want you
Isn't it so exciting?
Wanna shake you, wanna break you
Take the back seat, boy, 'cause now I'm driving!"
"Give it up!
You can't win!
'Cause I know where you've been
Such a shame you don't put up a fight!"
Kelly grabbed the brunette's food and threw it at her.
Kelly and Charlotte:
"That's a game that we play at the end of the night
It's the same old story, but you never get it right
Give it up!"
The audience clapped wildly as the girls returned to their seats.
"Yeah! They're my friends!" Henry cheered
"Yeah, yeah baby! What about that?" The host walked onto the stage "Okay, that's everybody on the list. So now to announce tonight's Karaoke-Dokie winner, here's the owner of the joint, the man who signs my checks, Joey Ferguson!"
A man in a suit ran up onto the stage "Thanks, everyone. Lot of great singers here tonight, huh? But I think 2 girls really stood out."
Kelly and Charlotte smiled at each other.
"So, tonight's winners are..Hayley and Tara!"
Charlotte, Kelly, and Henry's eyes widened as the 2 girls hopped on stage
"C'mon man!" Henry stood up "These girls got 10 times more applause than them."
"Just sit down." Hayley demanded
"I'll sit you down."
"Hey, hey. I own the club, so I decide who wins."
"Thank you, dad."
"Dad?" Charlotte asked
Henry, Charlotte, and Kelly scoffed in realisation "Dad.."
"Fix! Fix!" A man yelled out as the crowd boo-ed at the two girls on stage
"Hey, hey! We won cause we rock!"
"Yeah, don't believe everything your daddy says." Charlotte snapped
"Like when he tells you you're pretty." Kelly added
"Yeah! Testify!" A man yelled out
"Okay, that's it! You guys are banned from singing here ever again." Hayley exclaimed
"Yeah, like we care." Kelly and Charlotte started to walk out and Henry followed them
Henry turned back around whenna waitress came up to their table "Okay, I have your nachos and your sliders. And buffalo nuggets."
"I say we get out of here..right after we finish this food!" Henry announced
"Right after!" Kelly agreed as the three of them sat back down
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Audrianna's POV
I was laying down on the floor in exhaustion. My dad kept me and Mrs. Haven up ALL NIGHT.
I heard a doorbell and groaned before opening the door to see Charlotte and Kelly.
"Hi, Char. Kel? Why are you outside..of your own house.."
"I had to pick Charlotte up."
"We brought you frozen yogurt, by the way." Charlotte said
"Why?" I ask "You know, frozen yogurt doesn't solve all the world's problems."
"I told you to bring her donuts." Kelly shrugged
"Why are you so moody?" Charlotte asked
"And why do you look disgusting?" And where's my mom?"
I pointed to my dad "Him."
He was groaning.
I turned back to the girls "And I don't know where your mom is."
"Oh."
"Listen, we need to talk to you." Kelly said
"It's really important." Charlotte agreed
"Alright, let's go outside." I turned to my dad "I don't wanna be here when he wakes up.."
I sat down on Kelly's porch "So what's up?" I took a bite off my frozen yogurt
"Remember Karaoke-Dokie?"
"Uh-huh."
"These two girls were really mean to us, right?" Charlotte explained
"Mhm." I took another bite of frozen yogurt
"And they cheated." Kelly said
"So cheated." Charlotte agreed
"They were totally trashing us."
"Really?" I asked
"What's on your arm?" Kelly asked
"My dad's mouth blood."
"Ew."
"Cool." Kelly looked at the blood on my arm
The girls explained everything to me.
"Her daddy?" I ask
"Owns the place." Charlotte explained
"That's why they won." Kelly answered
"And they've banned you both from singing there ever again?"
"Yep."
"Uh-huh."
"Okay, I wanna shove those girls off of Swellview Mountain and watch as their organs fall out of their decomposing bodies."
Charlotte looked at me weirdly and Kelly just stared at me as if it's the most normal thing ever
"Yeah.." Charlotte said awkwardly.
"So do we." Kelly agreed
"You wanna help us get back at them?" Kelly grinned
"Tonight." Charlotte added
"I gotta take care of my dad."
"Don't worry about that." Kelly smirked
"Kelly has a plan." Charlotte giggled
"I don't know.." I looked at them worriedly
"You wanna stay here and take care of your dad's bleeding mouth?" Kelly asked
I peeked my head inside Kelly's house and saw my dad groaning.
I went back outside "So, the plan?"
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We arrived at Karaoke-Dokie. I was wearing a hideous outfit but a really cool outfit on the inside.
Visual (Audrianna's fit on the inside):
I was sitting down while reading a book in the corner while Charlotte and Kelly talked to the two brats
"Hey! Ugly Betty!" The brunette called out to me
Well, that's my cue.
I looked up at the girls.
"Time to sing." The brunette gestured on the stage
"Hm?" I ask
The girls nodded.
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I walked on stage.
"Okay, we're doing something a little special here tonight. You've just heard the voices of our champions, Hayley and Tara." The host announced
The crowd applaused for the two.
"Well, they've picked a challenger to sing next, and then you, the audience, are going to pick a winner by your own applause, are you guys down?"
The crowd cheered and applaused.
"Alright! What's your name up at the mic there?"
"Audrianna Manchester." I answered
"Wow. That's a mouthful. What do you wanna sing, Audrianna?"
"Uh, I would like to sing Freak The Freak Out."
"Really? You sure? That's a pretty intense tune--"
"I'd like to sing it now, please!"
"Alright. Here comes Audrianna singing Freak The Freak Out!" Music started playing
Freak The Freak Out
By Victoria Justice
Audrianna:
"Are you listening?
Hear me talk, hear me sing
Open up the door
Is it less? Is it more?
When you tell me to beware
Are you here? Are you there?
Is it something I should know?
Easy come, easy go."
I took off my wig, revealing my long blonde hair.
"Nodding your head, don't hear a word I said."
I took off the rest of my disguise.
"I can't communicate
When you wait, don't relate
I try to talk to you, but you never even knew
So, what's it gonna be?
Tell me, can you hear me?"
I grabbed the mic.
"I'm so sick of it, your attention deficit!
Never listen, you never listen!
I'm so sick of it, so I'll throw another fit
Never listen, you never listen
I scream your name, it always stays the same
I scream and shout!
So what I'm gonna do now is freak the freak out!"
I jumped on the two girl's table.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh."
I hopped back on stage and Charlotte and Kelly joined me.
"Patience running thin
Running thin, come again
Tell me what I get, opposite, opposite
Show me what is real."
I hopped on the bar table.
"If it breaks, does it heal?
Open up your ear
Why you think that I'm here?
Keep me in the dark, are you even thinking of me?
Is someone else above me? Gotta know, gotta know
What am I gonna do? 'Cause I can't get through to you
So, what's it gonna be? Tell me, can you hear me?"
I got off the bar table and headed over to the 2 girl's table to taunt them.
"I'm so sick of it, your attention deficit
Never listen, never listen!
I'm so sick of it, so I'll throw another fit
Never listen, never listen
I scream your name, it always stays the same!"
I got back on stage.
"I scream and shout!
So what I'm gonna do now is freak the freak out!"
Kelly and Charlotte ran up on stage to hug me.
The owner hopped on stage "Woah, woah! Wait, wait!"
"Wait for what?" I glared at him
"The crowd hasn't voted yet." The brunette girl exclaimed
"Yeah! Okay, all those for Hayley and Tara?"
...
"All those for Audrianna Manchester."
The crowd clapped wildly.
The two girls and their dad went outside in defeat.
"Bye, bitches!!" Kelly waved to them sarcastically
I wonder how Mrs. Haven is going with my dad.
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AHHHHHH I FINALLY FINISHED
THIS TOOK ME WAY LONGER THAN EXPECTED UGH
I DIDN'T WANT TO POST ANY MEMES BC I DIDN'T MAKE ANY BUT SINCE ILY ALL, HERE.
My back hurts, my legs were cramped up so pls vote-
2 long ass chapters 😭
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Edited: 01 - 04 - 24