Noah: you use emojis like a straight person.
Gwen: that's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said to me.
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Owen: pfft, you should meet izzy, she's so silly!
Noah: she... she just stabbed you.
Owen: so cute
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Gwen: do you have a self-care routine?
Leshawna: "keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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Lauren: remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up!
Lauren: make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!
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Dawn: everything will be ok. you can not stop it.
Dawn: everything will be fine. you have no choice.
Scott: what the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Dawn: ominous positivity.
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Ezekiel: i will send my army to attack!
Ezekiel: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
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Heather: remember what I told you.
Alejandro: don't be a whore.
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DJ: I've become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I've probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They're the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?
Duncan: you sound like the start of a Batman villain.