Mike: did zoey just tell me she loved me for the first time?
Cameron: yeah, she did.
Mike: and did i just do finger guns back?
Cameron: yeah, you did.
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Interviewer: what's your name?
Lindsay, whispering to Heather: can i tell them my real name?
Heather: no!
Lindsay: i'm... heather.
Heather: the ONE TIME she gets my name right...
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Courtney: CHARACTER. FLAWS. ARE. FUCKING. IMPORTANT.
Owen: me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like they're gogurt tubes..
Courtney: you do WHAT.
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Anne Maria: my diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone!
Zoey: anne maria, there's people that are dying..
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Geoff: capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
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Noah: i'm not funny, i'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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Izzy: we need a diversion. i say owen gets naked.
Eva: no.
Izzy: i could get naked.
The rest of the group: NO!!!