Alejandro: valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than driving people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Noah: i wrote you a poem.
Alejandro, already crying: you did?
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Justin: you can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'are we about to kiss?'
Justin: doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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Bridgette: i'm having problems with a guy...
Gwen: like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
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Heather: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
i wouldve done justin or alejandro for this one but ive used both already and justins in multiple in this chapter
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Eva: let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Izzy: okay, but in my defense, owen bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Eva: that’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO??
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Justin, whispering to trent, who's on the phone with gwen: ask her something!
Trent: how are you feeling?
Gwen: Fine.
Justin: Something personal!
Trent: at what age did you first get your period?
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Cody, on a random band name generator: ooooh! they Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.