Cookie run book (again)

By lvoryDragon

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I just rant a lot here. Don't expect anything good. More

Hey
LOOK AT THEM
Rarepairs I think are cute
This new cookie is kinda....
MOONLIGHT COOKIE ⁉️
I made a horrendous costume
Mommy hydrangea
New Announcement From Devisisters
Uhhhhh....
Quick announcement
Hey everypony
Quick question for you cookie runner
Lotus lotus lotus lotus lotus lotus lotus lotus lotus lotus lotus lotus lotus
Death threats speed run ‼️
More horrendous toe curling ass ships
I fucking hate making titles
Maow
Hot take(ish)
SEA FAIRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING-
I have a confession....
I have yet another confession...
Hey everypony lets do something I found on twitter
Abyss monarch cookie redesign???
Devsisters please add this...
"Brain blast!!!!! ☝️"
UGH TITLES
A bunch of abyss monarch/octopus cookie hcs
Octopus cookie hc!?!?!? 😧
Random hcs
Cookie run hcs?????
Ok these rarepairs are getting out of hand
Goofy ahh fish...
STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND LISTEN TO MY IDEA
STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND LISTEN TO MY IDEA
Good morning
I gave up with titles
Art dump (Most are crusty and old)
Im sorry for posting so much (no im not)
Why am i now finding out about this
Gay people with those big ass eyebrows
Mew
Just some sugarteara hcs
I made a octopus cookie bot
Great day for annoying people
Electric eel cookie voice hc
CRUMBS of sugarteara worldbuilding
🏳️‍🌈?
More shittyteara hcs
Sigh...
Im feeling silly
Tierlist maow maow maow
Ruh roh....
Gim cookie redesign ig
Legendary cookie hcs man
Uhhhh...
Uhhh...ruh roh...
I win.
*hurls*
WHA-
No way...
Hot take or something idk
Woah...
Trying to explain this shitty hc i made up
Imagine hyperfixating on a costume????? LMFAO
This fandom is slowly killing me mentally and physically
Sobbing looking at my clock and counting the days
:(
LOTUS ⁉️
Headcanon of the day
cookie run open world when????
I'm bored lets do something
Im losing half of yall for this...
a little shaken up...
Live laugh octopi ❤️
I NEED HELP WITH MY OCTOPUS COOKIE COSPLAY
Tried the new gacha life
Im cooking something...‼️
Fuck titles
Random ass theory/headcanon
Idk if this is a hc or not...
This might make or break my career...
Canon head
I just had a terrible thought...
Me when mocha abyss
Shittyteara canon heads
Spoilers
Toxic doomed yaoi... 💔
Idk if this is a hot take or what
No more...NO MORE RAREPAIRS NO MORE FUCKING RAREPAIRS
yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap...
im hungry...
oh wow
Two ends of a spectrum...
Totally normal electric eel photo
My day has ben RUINED
bleh
Mocha octo hcs?
The struggle is real...
Save me...
Forgot that i made this and was jumpsared by it
This fandom is exasperating....
IM NOT DONE RANTING ABOUT THE FANDOM
Totarlly not making an oc no sir!!!!!
Normalize shipping npcs together
Silly thing from tumblr
Somebody take this website away form me
Longan dragon cookie parenting hcs 😍
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?!?
REVIVE ABYSS NOWWWWWWW
Fuck titles
??
Yall are DOOMED
I WAS RIGHT OH GOD NOOOOOOOOO
Bleh
Confession time
Question
Some sprite edits from a while back
Im making a gay person
Not at all related to cookie run
Good afternoon mochaabyss shippers ❤️
Me when infection aus
This is the biggest reach ive ever made
Cookie run oc????? Woah...
Ewww cookie run fandom!!!
Lobstereel headcanons 🦞⚡️
RISE AND GRIND ELECTRIC EEL FANS ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥
Comment some ship so I can judge it. Its basicallynwhat it says in the title
Ranting about racist fandom shit
Why m*chaabyss is problematic... :/
I can finally die
Me when I fall for fake leaks
High regents birthday real????
WANDERCRAB STORY SUCKSSS (abyss and mocha desserve better 💔)
Devsis literally hates ananas my god
Ranking wl ships or whatever
Cookies at STRAIGHT high school 🎹🎹🎹🎹🤍🖤🤍🖤
Devsis is getting sued, lol
PLEASE stfu about peach blossom's gender
I have an artbook now lololololol
Part title
Yap session
MY SPOUSEEEE‼️‼️‼️‼️
Bro its the lemoneel affair baby
Title
Sexuality hcs that totally arent me projecting
Mocha abyss content...mocha abyss save me...
I FUCKING HATE HAREMS
.
GOOD RIDDANCE TO CRTWT AND CRTT
Any unpopular cr opinions
Some stupid twitter discourse I remembered
Rehehehe
GUESS WHOS GRADUATING
Morally grey test
I HATE YOU AO3
ABYSS GAVE BIRTH AGAIN
Ignore this...
Confession...(tw: EMBARASSING!!!!)
SEAMOON YURI ‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WHY cant this man be normal...
I HATE GAY PEOPLE
OHH MY GOD!?!?!?!?!?!?!
PLEASEEEE IM BEGGINGGGG
Can this little shit pick a skintone???????
WHY AM I FINDING OUT NOW
I WANNA GO GAMBLING SO BADDDDDD
I HATE CLOTTEDCIER
Need smoked cheese need smoked cheese need smoked cheese...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NO FUCKING WAY...
EVEN MORE SEAMOON YURI??????
Not related to cookie run AT ALL but yall gotta see this
Ew why he look like that
I am right, you are wrong
I HATE ALL OF YOUUUUUU
BECAUSE WIND ARCHER KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY????
GET AWAY FROM THEM
You are wrong.
I hate shipping discourse
Burning spice may be worse than w*nd archer
How do we feel about this yaoi
GOD DAMNIT WHY IS HE SO UGLY!?!?!?!?
Wind archer cast a spell on me.
This bitch cursed me
Another fucking nightmare
I might actually kill myself.
Everyone look at my new arena team 🥰
Uhhhh
I HATE THIS CREATURE
Gay ass bitch
Rare kohlzest finding
Oh dear god...
4 hydrogen bombs vs coughing baby
This is very very important

I'm so done with making titles

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By lvoryDragon

I swear to god the cookie run fandom must have some sort of boner for blaming victims of abuse and yes this is about loyoster. Do you want to know what I've noticed? The very moment part two of the a mermaids tale came out people immediately began to rile up against that man warping the story's narrative to make him seem like the biggest piece of shit to walk the earth after they realized that he wasn't going to be the pure evil and greedy bitch they all hoped him to be and are surprised when *GASP* he was actually a complex character who's morality wasn't black or white and has *shudders* f-f-f-f-f-FLAWS!?!?!?!? Yeah so, why isn't abalone getting the same amount of hate as him? You know abalone cookie the one who took advantage of a man and his family's moment of desperation for his own selfish profit, why aren't people shit talking him as much as loyoster? What are people upset that a fictional cookie from a kids game is getting in the way of their favorite ship or is taking away their sexy mermaid wife? Ngl watching people throw hissy fits on twitter is so fucking funny to me-

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