The signs as junk food:
Aries: Little Debbie snacks
Taurus: Donuts
Gemini: Onion rings
Cancer: Popcorn
Leo: Cookies
Virgo: Ice cream
Libra: Doritos
Scorpio: Twinkies
Sagittarius: Honey buns
Capricorn: Cheeto puffs
Aquarius: Ramen noodles
Pisces: French fries